Quotes by Billy Madison
| Juanita Ooh that boy's a fine piece of work all right. ... | Read Full Quote |
| Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the ha ... | Read Full Quote |
| Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot ... | Read Full Quote |
| Billy T-T-T-T-Today, Junior ... | Read Full Quote |
| Billy Hey I'm trying to score points with the teacher t ... | Read Full Quote |
| Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife ... | Read Full Quote |
| Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that ... | Read Full Quote |
| Principal Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of ... | Read Full Quote |