Bob Newhart Quotes About Hen

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"Well, if you're a native Chicagoan, you know how dumb he [Dr. Robert Hartley] is. He gets on the Ravenswood El, he goes past his stop on Sheridan Road, he gets off in Evanston, where the El is on the ground, and then he walks back 55 blocks to his apartment. Now, would you want to have that man as a psychologist? A man who misses his stop every day?" ~ Bob Newhart
"I still feel 30, except when I try to run." ~ Bob Newhart
"A guy walks into a psychologist's convention with a banana in his pocket.When asked about the significance of this he says;well,they were all out of grapes." ~ Bob Newhart
"Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on." ~ Bob Newhart
"I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing accountant." ~ Bob Newhart
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What about you, little girl? You going to be a Shadowhunter like your dad?"Clary tried to hide her annoyance. "No," she said. "I'm going to be a Shadowhunter, but I'm not going to be like my father. And my name's Clarissa, but you can call me Clary."The elevator came to a stop; the doors slid open. The warlock woman's blue eyes rested on Clary for a moment. "Oh, I know your name," she said. "Clarissa Morgenstern. Little girl who stopped a big war."
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