Bob Newhart Quotes About Wit

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"I am a minimalist. I like saying the most with the least." ~ Bob Newhart
"This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now." ~ Bob Newhart
"A guy walks into a psychologist's convention with a banana in his pocket.When asked about the significance of this he says;well,they were all out of grapes." ~ Bob Newhart
"Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on." ~ Bob Newhart
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Well! what is there remarkable in all this? Why have I recorded it? Because, reader, it was important enough to give me a cheerful evening, a night of pleasing dreams, and a morning of felicitous hopes. Shallow-brained cheerfulness, foolish dreams, unfounded hopes, you would say; and I will not venture to deny it: suspicions to that effect arose too frequently in my own mind. But our wishes are like tinder: the flint and steel of circumstances are continually striking out sparks, which vanish immediately, unless they chance to fall upon the tinder of our wishes; then, they instantly ignite, and the flame of hope is kindled in a moment."
Author: Anne Brontë

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