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Favorite Daniel Tosh Quotes

1. "I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts." ~ Daniel Tosh
2. "I was drinking tea the other day, and I thought: they used to fight wars over this." ~ Daniel Tosh
3. "Face down, ass up, that's the way we both got stuck" ~ Daniel Tosh
4. "Sometimes I cross my own line...it's how I know I still have one." ~ Daniel Tosh
5. "Put that on a postcard: "San Francisco; more butt-fucking per square inch...miss you"." ~ Daniel Tosh
6. "I have no idea why people want to watch puppets be the slightly meaner version of the weirdo holding them. It's beyond my comprehension." ~ Daniel Tosh
7. "It's not a stereotype if it's always true." ~ Daniel Tosh
8. "Instead of dumping all my money on an independent film that nobody would watch and most people would make fun of behind my back, I decided, 'I'm just going to buy a house.'" ~ Daniel Tosh
9. "I really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. It's really made the touring a lot less grueling." ~ Daniel Tosh
10. "The great thing about Los Angeles is that you can get so much money in this town by constantly failing. You can get a lot of television deals that don't go anywhere, but you still get paid." ~ Daniel Tosh
11. "Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him." ~ Daniel Tosh
12. "Here's what I tell people now when they come to my shows: 'First of all, thank you for stimulating the economy, or at least my economic package.'" ~ Daniel Tosh
13. "I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower." ~ Daniel Tosh
14. "I grew up in Florida and went to school there, and ended up going to University of Central Florida." ~ Daniel Tosh
15. "It's the ultimate pinnacle of stand-up to have an hour on HBO, but way more people see Comedy Central, and they've been good to me." ~ Daniel Tosh
16. "I actually got a part in 'The Love Guru', that Mike Myers film. I heard it's awful. I got a Razzie award for it, which I'm quite proud of, but I still haven't seen it. I have no plans to branch out." ~ Daniel Tosh
17. "I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit." ~ Daniel Tosh
18. "I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so... I'm fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked. Not getting any cavities." ~ Daniel Tosh
19. "I never want to cannibalize my act, and I'm really excited that I am going to be able to perform new material. I'm not a huge fan of repeating jokes, and I don't really do any of my old material from old stand-up acts." ~ Daniel Tosh

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