David Wellington Quotes About Wit

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"I will not negotiate with the undead!" ~ David Wellington
"A man. A dead man. A dead man with no arms." ~ David Wellington
"In the dark ages a vampire could live for decades unopposed, feeding nightly on people whose only defense was to bar their windows and lock their doors and always, always, be home before sundown. When it became necessary to slay a vampire there was only one way it could be done. There were no guns and certainly no jackhammers at the time. The vampire slayers would gather up every able-bodied male in the community. The mob of them would go against the vampire with torches and spears and sticks if they had to. Very many of them would die in the first onslaught but eventually enough of them would pile on top to hold the vampire down." ~ David Wellington
"Sometimes we call it ‘Extra Chunky,' too." "Why's that?" she finally asked. "Because," DeForrest said, barely able to contain his mirth, "when you run over a hippy with this thing, extra chunky is about all that's left." ~ David Wellington
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Science knows only one commandment - contribute to science."
Author: Bertolt Brecht

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