Erma Bombeck Quotes About Three

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"Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead." ~ Erma Bombeck
"Of the little less than a million eligibles roaming around, 5 percent don't know their sign and don't even care. Another 5 percent are tied to their mothers by a food fixation. That leaves only 20 percent who are searching for a girl who will pick up their clothes, run their baths, burn her fingers shelling their three-minute eggs, run their errands, bear them a child every year, look like a fashion model, tend their needs when they are sick, and hold down a full-time job outside the home to make payments on their boat." ~ Erma Bombeck
"We've got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don't know how it was before, so they think, this isn't too bad. We're working. We have our attache' cases and our three piece suits. I get very disgusted with the younger generation of women. We had a torch to pass, and they are just sitting there. They don't realize it can be taken away. Things are going to have to get worse before they join in fighting the battle." ~ Erma Bombeck
"If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead." ~ Erma Bombeck
"The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one." ~ Erma Bombeck
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A man's beliefs are his destiny. As soon as my father believed his life was over, it was."
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