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"I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's." ~ Groucho Marx
"Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar"Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change."Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books." ~ Groucho Marx
"With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon." ~ Groucho Marx
"Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world?Woman: Really?Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere." ~ Groucho Marx
"Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!" ~ Groucho Marx
"You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle."[Duck Soup]" ~ Groucho Marx
"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere." ~ Groucho Marx
"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun." ~ Groucho Marx
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September had never been betrayed before. She did not even know what to call the feeling in her chest, so bitter and sour. Poor child. There is always a first time, and it is never the last time."
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