Jarod Kintz Quotes About Mark

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"A brick could be crushed into powder, like cocaine, and snorted to stimulate the previous highs of the housing market." ~ Jarod Kintz
"I want to be a matador in the bull market, but not so I can make a killing. Rather, I just want to wear flamboyant and form-fitting pants that emphasize my genitalia as I stroll down Wall Street." ~ Jarod Kintz
"Is a picture really worth a thousand words? What thousand words? A thousand words from a lunatic, or a thousand words from Nietzsche? Actually, Nietzsche was a lunatic, but you see my point. What about a thousand words from a rambler vs. 500 words from Mark Twain? He could say the same thing quicker and with more force than almost any other writer. One thousand words from Ginsberg are not even worth one from Wilde. It's wild to declare the equivalency of any picture with any army of 1,000 words. Words from a writer like Wordsworth make you appreciate what words are worth." ~ Jarod Kintz
"I like using scented markers. Especially when I'm trying to color the inside of my nostrils." ~ Jarod Kintz
"The pockmarked and chalk-white sidewalk was like the surface of the moon, and I felt like Neil Armstrong as I walked along in my space boots and white helmet with my visor flipped down. Of course in zero gravity, Neil probably had a more impressive erection than I did at that moment." ~ Jarod Kintz
"Only the living can read. This means that when I write, my target market is people of the future. Greetings, people of the moon!" ~ Jarod Kintz
"If my name were Mark Twain, I'd write under the pseudonym "Samuel Clemens." ~ Jarod Kintz
"I plan on leaving my mark on this world, in ink, with a pen spill that'll make all the oil spills combined look like literature." ~ Jarod Kintz
"I'd never name my kid Mark, for fear he'd be a target—a mark." ~ Jarod Kintz
"I want to concoct an invention I'll call the "Portable Mass Hysteria Modulator," which will manipulate markets from greed to fear, and conversely, fear to greed. Not only will this device help me make a fortune, and come equipped with a metal clip that enables it to affix itself onto your car's sun visor, but it will also be able to open and close your garage door." ~ Jarod Kintz
"The kitten I got is black and white and has long hair. Really long hair (think Willie Nelson). I decided to call him Cap'n because his markings make him look like a pirate. The majority of his face is white, except over his left eye is a black patch of fur, like an eye patch, and under his chin he has black hair that's long and comes to a point like a goatee. Also, when I got him he had a parrot on his shoulder and a wooden leg." ~ Jarod Kintz
"I made a graph of my emotions, a chart, and when I looked it over I was amazed to notice that the day Agatha broke up with me looked identical to the stock market crash of 1929. I thought I was the Irving Fisher of love." ~ Jarod Kintz
"Despite marking the spot, Generation X has no treasure. How could they, when I dug it up first?" ~ Jarod Kintz
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