Jarod Kintz Quotes About Plant

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"I pet plants. Especially if they're fir trees." ~ Jarod Kintz
"Love doesn't spend its time watering your plants. But it might bubblegum swank monkey mouth with you—twice." ~ Jarod Kintz
"A blanket, coupled with an impressive erection, could serve as a suitable replacement for a lost tent at next year's "Bring your son to work night" at NAMBLA's manufacturing plant. What does NAMBLA make? NAMBLA makes me sick." ~ Jarod Kintz
"I want my words to illuminate like the sun, as I give my daily lecture on photosynthesis to my houseplants." ~ Jarod Kintz
"A brick could be surgically inserted in the chest of a man who needs a heart transplant. And for just $20,000 more dollars, that brick could be replaced with a new heart." ~ Jarod Kintz
"Here's a little jingle I wrote about mulch: Mulch--sprinkle, sprinkle, dance, dance, use it with a friend, and use it on your plants. (Not a paid advertisement by the mulching industry)" ~ Jarod Kintz
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