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Top Jerry Lewis Quotes

Browse top 19 most favorite famous quotes and sayings by Jerry Lewis.

Favorite Jerry Lewis Quotes

1. "I shall pass through this world but once, any good therefore that I can do or any kindness that I can show to any human being, let me do it now, let me not defer or neglect it for I shall not pass this way again" ~ Jerry Lewis
2. "This is the pain pacemaker. I've got a battery under my skin. From that battery are two electrodes that go into the spine where they cut bone away to accommodate it. Now I put on the power here. If I have the pain, the stimulator starts. It's tingling, like when your foot falls asleep, you know?" ~ Jerry Lewis
3. "It'll keep you alive for another 10 years if you get yourself a laugh once a day: either provoke it, or look around in the wildest laboratory in the world, the public." ~ Jerry Lewis
4. "People think I'm against critics because they are negative to my work. That's not what bothers me. What bothers me is they didn't see the work. I have seen critics print stuff about stuff I cut out of the film before we ran it. So don't tell me about critics." ~ Jerry Lewis
5. "Postwar America was a very buttoned-up nation. Radio shows were run by censors, Presidents wore hats, ladies wore girdles. We came straight out of the blue - nobody was expecting anything like Martin and Lewis. A sexy guy and a monkey is how some people saw us." ~ Jerry Lewis
6. "I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't get me away from it because I commit that thoroughly. That's in friendship, that's a deal, that's a commitment. Don't give me paper - I can get the same lawyer who drew it up to break it. But if you shake my hand, that's for life." ~ Jerry Lewis
7. "Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands." ~ Jerry Lewis
8. "I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope." ~ Jerry Lewis
9. "Gambling is part of the human condition. I love it. I have the best time gambling. I've been winning fortunes, and I've been losing them." ~ Jerry Lewis
10. "I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don't get into it because I do comedy already." ~ Jerry Lewis
11. "I get paid for what most kids get punished for." ~ Jerry Lewis
12. "If you're an old pro, you know how well you're doing when you're doing it, and your inner government spanks you if you're not doing well." ~ Jerry Lewis
13. "People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius." ~ Jerry Lewis
14. "I need the applause." ~ Jerry Lewis
15. "I never tell an audience what they can expect. I never have and I never will. I'm an entertainer for 75 years." ~ Jerry Lewis
16. "I've had the greatest respect for my work in this country by Americans. Critics have no brains." ~ Jerry Lewis
17. "Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!" ~ Jerry Lewis
18. "When I would be myself, I was being big-headed. I was being egotistical. I was a megalomaniac, when it really was just having not to be a monkey for a few hours a day. And fulfilling the need to be a man." ~ Jerry Lewis
19. "I really am opinionated, but not for long. I have found myself coming off of what I think of something because the guy I'm talking to makes better sense than I am. I have so many points of view, I can't keep track of 'em, because I talk to too many people... I'm not so opinionated that I won't budge." ~ Jerry Lewis

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