Jon Stewart Quotes About Con

Browse 7 famous quotes of Jon Stewart about Con.

"If "con" is the opposite of pro, then isn't Congress the opposite of progress? Or did we just fucking blow your mind?!?" ~ Jon Stewart
"Pigmentation was a quick and convenient way of judging a person. One of us, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., once proposed we instead judge people by the content of their character. He was shot." ~ Jon Stewart
"So, is there hope for a truly democratic Africa? Long answer: Only if continent-wide improvements in education, human rights and public health are coupled with an aggressive and far-sighted debt-relief program that breaks the cycle of subsistence farming and urban squalor. Short answer: No." ~ Jon Stewart
"Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively." ~ Jon Stewart
"Why did the Articles [of Confederation] fail so completely? Most historians believe the founding fathers spent a great deal of their first constitutional convention drafting the delaration of independence and only realized on July 3rd the Articles were also due." ~ Jon Stewart
"I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm." ~ Jon Stewart
"Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center." ~ Jon Stewart
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Musielismy kupic nowe papierosy, bo stare calkiem rozmiekly. Tutaj bylo sucho, cieplo i wirowal kurz. Plaszcze powiesilismy na wieszaku obok kaloryfera. Wypilismy i zamówilismy jeszcze. Minione godziny odsuwaly sie jak sen. Grajaca szafa w rogu wciaz odgrywala te sama melodie. W glebi siedzial mezczyzna z zóltym psem. Sciany mialy ciemnoczerwony kolor. Zlote kinkiety z plastyku ledwo rozpraszaly mrok. Nasz stolik lekko sie chwial. Zamówilismy jeszcze po ciastku, bo nic innego nie bylo."
Author: Andrzej Stasiuk

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