Jon Stewart Quotes About Hen

Browse 9 famous quotes of Jon Stewart about Hen.

"It's funny. When we were alive we spent much of our time staring up at the cosmos and wondering what was out there. We were obsessed with the moon and whether we could one day visit it. The day we finally walked on it was celebrated worldwide as perhaps man's greatest achievement. But it was while we were there, gathering rocks from the moon's desolate landscape, that we looked up and caught a glimpse of just how incredible our own planet was. Its singular astonishing beauty. We called her Mother Earth. Because she gave birth to us, and then we sucked her dry." ~ Jon Stewart
"If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies." ~ Jon Stewart
"If "con" is the opposite of pro, then isn't Congress the opposite of progress? Or did we just fucking blow your mind?!?" ~ Jon Stewart
"Here's how bizarre the war is that we're in in Iraq, and we should have known this right from the get-go: When we first went into Iraq, Germany didn't want to go. Germany. The Michael Jordan of war took a pass." ~ Jon Stewart
"I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'" ~ Jon Stewart
"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." ~ Jon Stewart
"I have some bad news. Bjork cannot be here tonight. She was trying on her Oscar dress and Dick Cheney shot her." ~ Jon Stewart
"By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams." ~ Jon Stewart
"If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us?" ~ Jon Stewart
Quotes About hen

Today's Quote

I took a bunch of pictures. You can see 'em on my MySpace page, along with my favorite songs and movies and things that other people have created but that I use to express my individualism."
Author: Christopher Paolini

Famous Authors

Popular Topics