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Top Maria Bamford Quotes

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1. "People get really irritated by mental illness." ~ Maria Bamford
2. "The Internet makes everything much less mysterious." ~ Maria Bamford
3. "When I'm up on stage and do a joke, half the people interpret it one way and half of them interpret it the way I want them to." ~ Maria Bamford
4. "I'd like to create a lovable character for schizophrenia; it doesn't have a celebrity spokesperson because by the time somebody's schizophrenic they've lost all their teeth." ~ Maria Bamford
5. "I've been stopped a few times by people who want to say, 'Hi.' But I'm an introverted person, and the idea that I'd have to talk to people all the time seems a little overwhelming." ~ Maria Bamford
6. "I sleep hard; I dream harder!" ~ Maria Bamford
7. "If you stay alive for no reason at all, please do it for spite." ~ Maria Bamford
8. "It's always the compliments from people you love that mean so much." ~ Maria Bamford
9. "I've learned from my pets that it's okay to sit around, and people don't love you any less if you sit around all the time. In fact they might love you more, 'cos they always know where you're always going to be: you're always going to be laying in bed." ~ Maria Bamford
10. "My mom doesn't post on Facebook, but she'll tell anyone within about the first five minutes of meeting them about my sister and I, in whatever way she can." ~ Maria Bamford
11. "Schizophrenia is hearing voices, not doing voices." ~ Maria Bamford
12. "As far as I can tell, comedians are pretty serious people, and that's why they make fun of things all of the time." ~ Maria Bamford
13. "I have trouble watching singers because they are so sincere." ~ Maria Bamford
14. "I do some compassionate mindfulness every day. It's like a Buddhist thing. I tell myself that I'm doing a good job, that kind of thing. It makes me feel better." ~ Maria Bamford
15. "Get out of your house and go see some live performance, for God's sake. There are people creating things just outside your window." ~ Maria Bamford
16. "I express things through characters because I have a fear that my own voice is irritating because that's been said to me." ~ Maria Bamford
17. "I find it creatively satisfying to write material and say it out loud in a public place, whether or not anyone's listening." ~ Maria Bamford
18. "I get sort of short with people and start grumbling and clearing my throat - in honor of my father - when I'm impatient. It's very charming." ~ Maria Bamford
19. "I have a comic character - my sister said that I'm the victim of every joke I tell." ~ Maria Bamford
20. "I have received more fulfillment and adulation than I would ever know what to do with in terms of show business." ~ Maria Bamford
21. "I love support groups, people talking about their feelings." ~ Maria Bamford
22. "I think I, like a lot of people, have that type of brain where I find it interesting or fulfilling to worry about something." ~ Maria Bamford
23. "I think you can lose yourself in any creative activity - if you enjoy your job or enjoy a task, you can lose yourself in that." ~ Maria Bamford
24. "I'm not an extroverted person, nor am I hyper-confident in my point of view. I just don't have that personality." ~ Maria Bamford

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He wants her in his bedroom. And not in that way — no girl has ever been in his bedroom that way. It is his private space, his sanctuary. But he wants Clary there. He wants her to see him, the reality of him, not the image he shows the world. He wants to lie down on the bed with her and have her curl into him. He wants to hold her as she breathes softly through the night; to see her as no one else sees her: vulnerable and asleep. To see her and to be seen."
Author: Cassandra Clare

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