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Favorite Milton Berle Quotes

1. "A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong." ~ Milton Berle
2. "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." ~ Milton Berle
3. "If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door." ~ Milton Berle
4. "A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours." ~ Milton Berle
5. "I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are." ~ Milton Berle
6. "Laughter is an instant vacation." ~ Milton Berle
7. "If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" ~ Milton Berle
8. "Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name." ~ Milton Berle
9. "We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight." ~ Milton Berle
10. "Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies." ~ Milton Berle
11. "I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?" ~ Milton Berle
12. "I live to laugh, and I laugh to live." ~ Milton Berle
13. "Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient." ~ Milton Berle
14. "The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring." ~ Milton Berle
15. "Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours." ~ Milton Berle
16. "A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, "Did you miss a step?" "No," he answers, "I hit every one of them!" ~ Milton Berle
17. "I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steriods!" ~ Milton Berle
18. "Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering." ~ Milton Berle

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In various ways, methods of approaching the mathematician's ideal were sought, and the resulting suggestions were the source of much that was mistaken in metaphysics and theory of knowledge."
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