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1. "When unrequited love is the most expensive thing on the menu, sometimes you settle for the daily special." ~ Miranda Kenneally

2. "You want me?" "Every bit of you," he mumbles." ~ Miranda Kenneally

3. "Now that we all have partners, all husbands should come pick up theirprojects."Pick up our project? Shrugging, I stand up and stretch my arms. Henry also stands. "No way, dude," I say. "I'm the man in this relationship.""Oh yeah, absolutely," he says, grinning. He sits back down as I walk to the closet to see this project, which turns out to be one of those fakeelectronic babies. Oh good God. Ms. Bonner hands me a fake baby boy. The doll has these creepy glass eyes that look like they're staring straightinto my soul. I hold the doll out in front of me like it's a flaming bag of poo and carry it back to Henry."Congratulations, Mommy," I say, dropping the doll into his hands. You could've told me I knocked you up." ~ Miranda Kenneally

4. "Learning is never a bad thing. And neither is changing your mind about things…It's always good to reevaluate. To think and consider all sides." ~ Miranda Kenneally

5. "It's not that guys aren't interested in me, because they are, it's that most of the guys I know are either:1. Shorter than me;2. Pansies;3. On my team;4. All of the above." ~ Miranda Kenneally

6. "It's a scary thing to wake up and realize the people you need most aren't nearby anymore... But you keep moving." ~ Miranda Kenneally

7. "Texans take their football seriously. It's practically a religion down there." ~ Miranda Kenneally

8. "But is a good guy worth the risk of losing sight of my goals? My dreams?" ~ Miranda Kenneally

9. "A knock sounds on the door."Who is it?" Matt yells, exasperated."Your father.""What do you want?""Can you mow the lawn tomorrow after church?""Daaaaaaaad." Matt's shaking his head and laughing. My mouth has dropped open. "Couldn't you have waited until after Kate goes home to ask me?""I didn't want to forget," Mr. Brown says from behind the door.Matt whispers to me, "This is his way of saying we shouldn't be in here alone together."I nod.Matt yells to his dad, "Fine, I'll mow the lawn. Now go away."I smack his chest."What?" Matt asks, clutching my hands so I can't hit him again."You shouldn't treat your dad that way.""I like her," Mr. Brown says from out in the hallway."Daaaaadd, stop eavesdropping!" Matt jumps to his feet and grabs his keys from the nightstand. "That's it, I'm taking you home. We'll never find any peace around here."I can't stop laughing." ~ Miranda Kenneally

10. "Henry keeps dealing. When all the cards have been separated, I pick up my stack and shuffle my cards again. Then I look up into Henry's eyes, and he's staring back at me, at my tears, and I see all these tiny wrinkles around his eyes-sadness wrinkles. He frowns, biting his lip." ~ Miranda Kenneally

11. "So what does Just Tacos have to do with kissing?""Besides the fact I absolutely love both?" he asks." ~ Miranda Kenneally

12. "Ty:Damn, he's fine.Damn, he's a good quarterback.Damn, he's nice and sweet.Damn, he's a good kisser.Damn, he's buff.Damn, he's great to his family.Damn, now that I know about Henry,I'm not sure Ty and I are right for each other.Henry:I love the way his curls flop around and hang across his forehead.I love how he never just lets me win. I have to earn it.I love how he touches me just because.I love his loyalty.I love how when we sleep head-to-toe,he always finds a reason to sleep head-to-head instead.I love his unconditional support.I love his spontaneity and crazy sense of humor.I love his stupid dances.I love....him." ~ Miranda Kenneally

13. "Shut up!" Henry says, "You're going to wake up Jerry Rice.""Jerry Rice?" Carter says, covering his mouth with a hand. I don't think I've ever seen Carter laugh so hard."Carter, would you like to be the godfather?" Henry asks. "You know, in case anything happens to me and Woods this week?""Charming," Carter says. "I''d be honored. Does JJ get to be godmother?""Obviously," I say."Can I hold Jerry Rice?" JJ asks. "He''s so cute.""No way, man," I reply. "I don't want to wake that thing up before practice. We'll be late if we have to feed it.""What does it eat?" Carter asks."I have to breast-feed, cause I'm the mom," Henry says, continuing to push the stroller toward the locker room."Actually," I say, "It eats a metal rod, made out of, like, lead. So basically, we're learning how to poison babies.""Radical," JJ says as we approach the gym," ~ Miranda Kenneally

14. "Jordan, he's loved you forever. It's obvious. Have you not seen how he stares at you?" ~ Miranda Kenneally

15. "What's the occasion?" I ask.He glances up at me and takes a deep breath. "You're the occasion, Woods. I've missed you so, so much." ~ Miranda Kenneally

16. "This must be the weirdest thing a football coach has ever seen: two quarterbacks making out." ~ Miranda Kenneally

17. "Yo, guys," Ty says, peering down into the stroller. "What the hell is that thing? Satan's spawn?""You'd better watch it!" Henry says. He puts on a serious face, throws an arm around my shoulders, and pulls me in close. "That's our child you'retalking about."Ty smiles, then looks at Jerry Rice. "Its eyes are seriously creeping me out. And I knew something was going on between you two.""You're right," Henry says. "Woods is my husband, and I'm her wife." ~ Miranda Kenneally

18. "I kiss his forehead. "You are a wimpy idiot. But...I still love you." "I love you too, Woods." ~ Miranda Kenneally

19. "I didn't know crushing on a guy would require me to up my calorie intake." ~ Miranda Kenneally

20. "Woods? Do you have a sec?" Ty asks."Sure.""Alone?" Ty eyes Henry and Jerry Rice, and I jerk my head at Henry."Fine," Henry says, rolling his eyes. "Divorce me if you must, Woods. I can't believe I've only been married half an hour and I'm already a singleparent." Ty holds the door to the gym open so Henry can get the stroller through. I giggle at the sight of him carrying those diaper bags across thegym." ~ Miranda Kenneally

21. "Henry?' JJ asks.'Asleep in my bed.''What?' Ty exclaims." ~ Miranda Kenneally

22. "I wish I could get away with not giving a damn." ~ Miranda Kenneally

23. "I never said this was your fault, Woods. But when did you become the Angel of Drama?" Smiling, he stares at his crossword book. "What's a five-letter word for polo participant?""I dunno, man…a shirt? Like a polo shirt?"•••" ~ Miranda Kenneally

24. "Your truth isn't everybody else's truth." ~ Miranda Kenneally

25. "Damned oestrogen." ~ Miranda Kenneally

26. "I don't obsess over things that other girls care about, like clothes, movie stars, hair, painting nails, knitting or whatever shit they're into. I just want to eat a bunch of hot wings, sleep, play ball, and maybe, someday, make out with Ty." ~ Miranda Kenneally

27. "Why were you watching me change?" I explain. "Uh, 'cause I'm a guy?" He flips the pillow and slaps it, fluffing it. Then he rolls over and closes his eyes again." ~ Miranda Kenneally

28. "Are you still scared of Mike's room?" I say, giggling. He falls face first onto the pillow I just threw at him. In a muffled voice he replies, "No, I'd rather just stay with you." ~ Miranda Kenneally

29. "Henry looks from my face back to the field, and his eyes pop open wide. I turn to see why he's gaping: JJ and Carter are messing around, tryingto shove a scrawny wide receiver into Jerry Rice's stroller."JJ!" Henry yells, "You can't fit a freshman in that stroller." ~ Miranda Kenneally

30. "All those nights of sharing a bedAll those times he put an arm around meAll the things he's done to make my happy...encouraging me to give Ty a chanceHe must really love me if he'll watch me date another guy just to ensure I'm happyBut he's like my brotherAnd Ty is my boyfriend nowMy dream boyfriendThe guy I lost my virginity toWhat's scary?I'm so hot for Tybut Henry makes me feel wholein a totally different sort of wayeven if I've never considered jumping himF***ety, F***, F***" ~ Miranda Kenneally

31. "Maybe all friendships don't fizzle. Maybe, like the kaleidoscope, the colors just change." ~ Miranda Kenneally

32. "I squeeze his hand. "You know what I think about dreams?"Ty smiles slightly. "What?""That if you spend too much time dreaming, you'll stop actually doing. And when you actually do stuff, there's a good chance things will work out.We make things happen by attacking, not by sitting around dreaming." ~ Miranda Kenneally

33. "Not only can I teach you math, I can teach you math in bed, Jordan. You know, I'll add the bed, you subtract the clothes, you divide the legs, and I'll multiply" ~ Miranda Kenneally

34. "Love hurts worse than getting slammed by a 250-pound linebacker." ~ Miranda Kenneally

35. "So what did you want to talk about?" I ask Ty grins that wicked smile of his again. He whispers, "I lied. I just wanted an excuse to sit with you." ~ Miranda Kenneally

36. "Don't tell Mom and Dad about Ty,' I warn Mike. 'But they'll be so glad to hear you aren't gay!" ~ Miranda Kenneally

37. "Keep telling yourself that. Thanks for scaring them off. Turn around so I can get dressed." "No." "No?" "No." He stares straight into my eyes. "I didn't scare them off for you. I did it for me. I'm coming in with you." ~ Miranda Kenneally

38. "We've been best friends forever and now he can't even talk to me?" ~ Miranda Kenneally

39. "He's fast asleep, curled up at the other end of my bed, looking peaceful. The expression on his face says he's not really sad, and he's not overcompensating for his sadness by acting all crazy or silly, he's just...content. And that makes me glad, because more than anything else, I want him to be happy." ~ Miranda Kenneally

40. "You're right, man! Thesecorndogs are crap!" Drew yelled,launching a corndog straight at JJ'sface." ~ Miranda Kenneally

41. "Henry's face grows pink, pinker than those ridiculous bras Mom recently left on my bed when she decided I needed something more feminine than a sports bra." ~ Miranda Kenneally

42. "Free will comes with sacrifice. And sometimes with heartache." ~ Miranda Kenneally

43. "But I'm practically a guy. I mean, except for these fucking hormones that make me want to jump Ty and Justin Timberlake. I don't obsess over things that other girls care about, like clothes, movie stars, hair, painting nails, knitting, or whatever shit they're into." ~ Miranda Kenneally

44. "It's like with art. You can't tell someone how to do it, or it's not her art. You can't tell someone else how to believe.It's up to Go to judge, and for me to help the people I love the best I can." ~ Miranda Kenneally

45. "His smile is a virus. A virus sweeping through my body, rendering it useless." ~ Miranda Kenneally

46. "I'm glad he's here with me, even if he's not saying anything. Sometimes friendship is just that, just being with someone." ~ Miranda Kenneally

47. "Ty better appreciate how hard I've worked to make myself attractive for him this morning because I am fucking spent." ~ Miranda Kenneally

48. "Taking drugs is stupid. Why mess up your brain like that?" ~ Miranda Kenneally

49. "I have a billion what-ifs and no way forward." ~ Miranda Kenneally

50. "I lose part of myself that day and I don't want to lose even more." ~ Miranda Kenneally

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