Top Airport Security Quotes

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1. "Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in his pants pockets to construct a sawed-off shotgun. Evidently, he though we were headed to Iraq."
Author: Chelsea Handler
2. "I believe the public's confidence would be increased if the federal government took over the functions of airport security screening for all passengers."
Author: David Neeleman
3. "There's a piece of lead where my heart should beatDoctor said too dangerous to take outYou'd better just leave it beBody grew back around it, a miracle, praise beNow, if only I could get through airport security"bullet"
Author: Gayle Forman
4. "To tell you the truth, man, we spend most of the time travelling in hotels, in festivals, in concert halls, clubs, airports. The most unenjoyable part is all the security at airports."
Author: Hugh Masekela
5. "I removed all the doors to our love, so you can't lock yourself away from me. But I didn't stop there. I also replaced the doors with metal detectors, so I could fondle you more efficiently, like the highly trained professionals do who run airport security."
Author: Jarod Kintz
6. "I'd like to fly. Then I wouldn't have to wait in airport security lines."
Author: Jim Morris
7. "Other countries, such as Israel, successfully employ behavior detection techniques at their airports, but the bloated, ineffective bureaucracy of TSA has produced another security failure for U.S. transportation systems."
Author: John Mica
8. "I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage."
Author: Johnny Vegas
9. "With existing technology, we can enforce airport security without sacrificing our personal privacy."
Author: Tom Udall

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