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1. "I'm sure a lot of it is my fault," he said. He smiled ruefully. "And by a lot, I mean all.""Ah, the self-deprecating dude routine," Hannah said. " ‘What a lovable fuck-up I am.' The annoying thing is that it makes you look good, but it doesn't get me anything."
Author: Adelle Waldman
2. "Now he came home to Flit's cheerful smile, and Flit's annoying remarks, and Flit's bossy attitude, and Flit's decorating fanaticism, and Flit's delicious cooking, and Flit's dumb advice column mail, and Flit's kisses, and it was all his. That made it different, because all of it – the good, the bad, the stupid, the annoying – it belonged to Talon."
Author: Aggy Bird
3. "We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar."
Author: Charles Bukowski
4. "From behind one of the doors there came a vociferous argument going on between two drunks of indeterminate gender."
Author: Christa Faust
5. "Funny how older brothers could still be annoying even after everyone was all grown-up."
Author: Elizabeth Camden
6. "I was annoying her and found it pretty amusing. Girls didn't usually treat me with unadulterated loathing, even when I was showing them the door."
Author: Jamie McGuire
7. "People can be so annoying sometimes. With all their stupid opinions and hidden agendas. But dogs? Dogs don't have any agendas. They're as honest and open and devoted as you can get. And that's why they'll always cheer you up. They'll always love you. No matter how badly you screw up."
Author: Jessica Brody
8. "People suit their star sign. If someone is annoying me over and over, and I know they're a Sagittarius, say, I'm more likely to forgive them. It comes down to my need for structure as a way of finding my bearings with people."
Author: Jessie Cave
9. "Fame can be just so annoying because people are so critical of you. You can't just say, 'hi'. You say hi and people whisper' man did you see the way she said hi? What an attitude."
Author: Juliette Lewis
10. "Go." Granmare pointed at the door. "Let me work in peace."Balthazar didn't look back when he left."Now, my dear," the witch turned to her, "let me give you what that foolish boy paid for.""He's not foolish," Arianne said. For giving a drop of his blood, the least she could do was defend the annoying oaf. "He's going out of his way to help me, so if there's anyone foolish here it's me.""My, my, my." Granmare Baba gasped, spreading her hand at the center of her chest. "You have a mouth on you. I will so enjoy watching what happens to you when the time comes."A chill went down Arianne's back. She'd almost been afraid to ask, "What do you mean?"Granmare Baba only smiled her yellow toothy smile before she went about putting things together in a large cauldron that seemed to have magically appeared in the center of the round room."
Author: Kate Evangelista
11. "Do you think," Maxon asked, "that I could still call you 'my dear'?""Not a chance," I whispered."I'll keep trying. I don't have it in me to give up." And I believed him. It was annoying to think he'd press that issue."Did you call all of them that?" I nodded my head toward the rest of the room."Yes, and they all seemed to like it.""That is the exact reason why I don't."
Author: Kiera Cass
12. "I swear, I've never met any demon as annoying as you are.""You haven't met my youngest brother."
Author: Larissa Ione
13. "Look, I'm good okay. I'm her..." he stopped dead. The woman at the desk looked up expectantly, "uncle." His voice faded."Katie certainly has a lot of those, " the annoying person chirped before handing his ID back and pointing to a side door. SHe gave him a different sort of look. This one he recognized. He smiled at her. She was sort of good looking, actually. "You gay like her other uncles?" Jack laughed."Nope."
Author: Liz Crowe
14. "It drains the bars and cafes after hours, concentrates the wicked and the guilty along its chipped Formica counter, and thrums with the gossip of criminals, policemen, shtarkers,and schlemiels, whores and night owls ... three or four floaters, solitaries, and drunks between benders lean against the sparkly resin counter, sucking the tea from their shtekelehs and working the calulations of their next big mistake."
Author: Michael Chabon
15. "I don't hate you, you're just the most annoying person in my life."
Author: Rebecca Sparrow
16. "It's loud and annoying and sounds ridiculous, anyway.""Build a bridge.""What?""Get over it."
Author: Santino Hassell
17. "It's great to see that celebrities can be just like us - that they too have their highs and lows, that they don't always wake up looking their best, that they have bad habits and annoying traits."
Author: Shirley Jones

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