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1. "I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me."
Author: Al Yankovic
2. "This Power Elite directly employs several millions of the country´s working force in its factories, offices and stores, controls many millions more by lending them the money to buy its products, and, through its ownership of the media of mass communication, influences the thoughts, the feelings and the actions of virtually everybody. To parody the words of W. Churchill, never have so many been manipulated so much by few."
Author: Aldous Huxley
3. "I'd like to say that parody is a celebration of a person's specific characteristics, as opposed to mockery."
Author: Ana Gasteyer
4. "They reflect the age in cynicism which cannot comprehend the death of possibilities, fatuous sophisticated indulgence in the parody of the miraculous, decadence whose last refuge is self-ridicule, a mannered helplessness. You saw them; you've known them all your life. You reflect your age differently. You reflect its broken heart."
Author: Anne Rice
5. "Holivuda patiesiba ir noskana, gara stavoklis, mits, nevis noteikta vieta… Visur, kur sapulcejas laudis, kas reprezente un veido filmu, ir Holivuda. Ta ir sabiedriba, kura neviens nekam netic un tomer visi partiek no pasakam. Kur visi liekulo un tomer cer klut bagati, pardodot savu sirsnibu… Holivudu visi noniecina, bet katrs tai velas piederet. Holivuda neatzist nekadus likumus un tomer verte visas lietas ar visneiecietigako merauklu – naudu. Talantam, skaistumam, izglitibai, gaumei, genialitatei pašai par sevi nav nozimes. Ja šis lietas nevar tudal parverst nauda, tad tas ir škitums, pie ka nav verts kaveties… Nekur pasaule vienuviet nesapulcejas tik daudz ieverojamu makslinieku un sava aroda labako meistaru ka Holivuda, un tomer reti kur makslai tik smagi tiek nodarits pari!"
Author: Anšlavs Eglitis
6. "You lose sleep, you lose your appetite, but eventually you fall asleep and eventually you eat - you may hate yourself for it, but the body's demands are incontrovertible. He had always felt guilty about that, that he went on living, eating tomato sandwiches, going to Iditarod Days with his father, making snowballs, when his mother could not."
Author: Anthony Doerr
7. "A já mám takový pocit, jako že jsem se narodila už desne dávno: táhnusvuj život za sebou jako nekonecný závoj... A casto nemám chut žít. Samozrejme, to všechno jsou hlouposti. Clovek se musívzpamatovat, shodit to všechno ze sebe."
Author: Anton Chekhov
8. "North Korea invites parody. We laugh at the excesses of the propaganda and the gullibility of the people. But consider that their indoctrination began in infancy, during the fourteen-hour days spent in factory day-care centers; that for the subsequent fifty years, every song, film, newspaper article, and billboard was designed to deify Kim Il-sung; that the country was hermetically sealed to keep out anything that might cast doubt on Kim Il-sung's divinity. Who could possibly resist?"
Author: Barbara Demick
9. "You can parody and make fun of almost anything, but that does not turn the universe into a caricature."
Author: Bernard Berenson
10. "I see parody as another form of comedy."
Author: Bruce Campbell
11. "Matter never makes jokes: it is always full of the tragically serious. Who dares to think that you can play with matter, that you can shape it for a joke, that the joke will not be built in, will not eat into it like fate, like destiny? Can you imagine the pain, the dull imprisoned suffering, hewn into the matter of that dummy which does not know why it must be what it is, why it must remain in that forcibly imposed form which is no more than a parody? Do you understand the power of form, of expression, of pretense, the arbitrary tyranny imposed on a helpless block, and ruling it like its own, tyrannical, despotic soul?"
Author: Bruno Schulz
12. "The crowd laughs at the parody. Weep, ladies, over your own fate, when you see the misery of imprisoned matter, of tortured matter which does not know what it is and why it is, nor where the gesture may lead that has been imposed on it forever.The crowd laughs. Do you understand the terrible sadism, the exhilarating, demiurgical cruelty of that laughter? Yet we should weep, ladies, at our own fate, when we see that misery of violated matter, against which a terrible wrong had been committed."
Author: Bruno Schulz
13. "I'm actually incapable of lying. I'm like a parody of a person who can't lie."
Author: Busy Philipps
14. "Kad se jedna laž ponavlja dugo, narod pocinje da veruje."
Author: Danilo Kiš
15. "Ko li ce goreti u Paklu?Oni što prodaju, oni što kupuju, ili oni što to gledaju a cute? Uh, davo ce raditi u tri smene kadmu naide naša generacija... Još malo pa nestalo...Na Velikom Balkanskom Vašaru trguje se robusno, bez cenjkanja, nacinom koji je još AtilaHun doveo do perfekcije, ali mnogi nisu tu samo iz koristi...O, nikako...Mnogi su tu iz cistog zadovoljstva...Ovo je narod Nebeskih Ratnika, Granicara Hrišcanstva, narod vojnicki toliko superioran, dapar poslednjih ratova vodi sam protiv sebe, u nedostatku dostojnih protivnika...Pa slušaj, pedeset godina apstinencije teško je palo?Zardali oklopi vitezova poraženih na Kosovu Polju žestoko su ulubljeni od silnog busanja ugrudi..."
Author: Ðorde Balaševic
16. "The digitization of human beings will make a parody out of 'doctor knows best.'"
Author: Eric Topol
17. "There is little we can point to in our lives as deserving anything but God's wrath. Our best moments have been mostly grotesque parodies. Our best loves have been almost always blurred wtih selfishness and deceit. But there is something to which we can point. Not anything that we ever did or were, but something that was done for us by another. Not our own lives, but the life of one who died in our behalf and yet is still alive. This is our only glory and our only hope. And the sound that it makes is the sound of excitement and gladness and laughter that floats through the night air from a great banquet."
Author: Frederick Buechner
18. "The DonkeyWhen fishes flew and forests walked And figs grew upon thorn,Some moment when the moon was blood Then surely I was born.With monstrous head and sickening cry And ears like errant wings,The devil's walking parody On all four-footed things.The tattered outlaw of the earth, Of ancient crooked will;Starve, scourge, deride me: I am dumb, I keep my secret still.Fools! For I also had my hour; One far fierce hour and sweet:There was a shout about my ears, And palms before my feet."
Author: G.K. Chesterton
19. "Razvojni proces, do katerega prihaja na ravni posameznika, je isti proces, ki se odvija na ravni medsebojnih odnosov med posamezniki. Ko posameznik vnese energijo pralika duhovnega partnerstva, to ne vpliva na partnerstvo, ki ga oblikuje z drugim posameznikom, ampak tudi na skupnost, narod in cel svet. Vaša odlocitev, da se se boste razvijali zavestno odgovorno z izbiro, prispeva ne samo k vaši lastni evoluciji, ampak tudik evoluciji vseh tistih vidikov cloveštva, v katerih sodelujete. S svojimi odlocitvami se ne razvijate samo vi, marvec celotno cloveštvo."
Author: Gary Zukav
20. "Cel naš svet je zgrajen na energiji petcutne osebnosti, ki si je izbrala ucenje s strahom in dvomom. Narodi se boje narodov, rase se boje ras, in spola se bojita drug drugega. Fizicno resnicnost, ki je zunanja moc, bi lahko proucevali v duhu sodelovanja z Zemljo in spoštovanja do nje. Namesto tega pa smo cloveški rod izbrali, da Zemljo raziskujemo z obcutkom gospodovalnosti in izkorišcanja. To je pot ucenja s strahom in dvomom, strahom pred fizicnim okoljem in dvomom, ali naravno spadamo vanj."
Author: Gary Zukav
21. "Extremely self-conscious in its craft, in many ways The Hand of Ethelberta is an exploration of fiction as illusion, which involves parody of the conventions it employs; romance, melodrama and farce, and a rejection of realism for absurdist and surrealistic effects. The ‘hand' of Ethelberta is an obvious, ironic allusion to courtship, and the sub-title, ‘A Comedy in Chapters', suggests the novel's affinity with the conventions of Restoration and eighteenth-century comedy of manners."
Author: Geoffrey Harvey
22. "Suviše je ovaj narod patio od nereda, nasilja i nepravde, i suviše navikao da ih podnosi sa podmuklim roptanjem ili da se buni protiv njih, vec prema vremenima i okolnostima. Izmedu zlokovarnih, osvetnickih misli i povremenih pobuna prolazi im gorak i pust vek. Za sve drugo oni su neosetljivi i nepristupni. Ponekad se covek pita da nije duh vecine balkanskih naroda zauvek otrovan i da, možda, nikad više nece ni moci ništa drugo do jedno: da trpi nasilje ili da ga cini."
Author: Ivo Andric
23. "According to a poll conducted by ilovecatsandjarodkintz.com, Jacksonville's favorite pet is the cat at 100 votes to 0 for dogs, birds, fish, or peeves."
Author: Jarod Kintz
24. "The question is, If I killed your husband, would you seek revenge, or would you send me a Thank You card? I think I know the answer, so here is my address: Jarod Kintz 12321 Karma Circle, Jax, Fl 32223."
Author: Jarod Kintz
25. "My life story is too long to tweet. Too long by two characters—and by characters I don't mean Dora J. Arod and Dark Jar Tin Zoo."
Author: Jarod Kintz
26. "If laughter came in paste format you could squeeze out of a tube, I'll bet nine out of ten dentists would recommend comedy before bed. The tenth doctor, having just read Tolstoy as deliberately mistranslated by Dora J. Arod, would probably recommend reading Russian literature before bed."
Author: Jarod Kintz
27. "Ljudsko pravo prekida pravo naroda, ljudsko pravo takoder prekida pravo kulture."
Author: Johann Baptist Metz
28. "He was there below me, and, upon my word, to look at him was as edifying as seeing a dog in a parody of breeches and a featherhat, walking on his hind legs."
Author: Joseph Conrad
29. "Wiec powstan narodzie, i niech rozpeta sie burza!(Nun, Volk, steh auf, und Sturm, brich los!)"
Author: Joseph Goebbels
30. "I am talking about the responsibility of the poet, who is irresponsible by definition, an anarchist enamored of a solar order and never of the new order or whatever slogan makes five or six hundred million men march in step in a parody of order."
Author: Julio Cortázar
31. "Some are born old maids, some achieve old maidenhood, and some have old maidenhood thrust upon them ," parodied Miss Lavendar whimsically."
Author: L.M. Montgomery
32. "Self-parody is the first portent of age."
Author: Larry McMurtry
33. "Pym looked at the bugs, glanced at the sleeve of his proud uniform, stared again at the deadly parody of his insignia the creatures now bore, and shot Miles a look of heartbreaking despair, a silent cry which Miles had no trouble interpreting as, Please, m'lord, please, can we take him out and kill him now?"
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold
34. "Najviše pozornosti treba posvetiti puku, a dosljedno tome njegovoj zemlji, iz koje sve proizlazi, u koju se sve vraca. Nazor manjine da je primila svoje privilegije po milosti Božjoj u svoju vlast jednako je apsurdan kao što bi bio apsurdan vladar koji bi sebi utvarao da zemlja kojom vlada pripada njemu, a ne državljanima; kad bi si vladar utvarao da su milijuni stvoreni za njega. Jer zapravo je vladar ovdje samo zato da milijunima služi! Vladar nije ništa drugo nego vrhovni cinovnik države. Vladar, to nije cast, to je dužnost prema narodu."
Author: Marija Jurić Zagorka
35. "Vjera je najjace od svih zemaljskih oružja. Nepobjedivo. I zato naš narod, malen medu velikima, još uvijek živi i visoko diže svoj stijeg. Neka dršcu svi silnici, krunjeni i nekrunjeni, jer nad njima vjecno lebdi pravda - a u nama živi vjecna snaga - naša vjera."
Author: Marija Jurić Zagorka
36. "Dobro srce katkad je covjeku i narodu jedini neprijatelj."
Author: Marija Jurić Zagorka
37. "Uvjerio sam se, naime, o neoborivoj cinjenici da nijedan narod na svijetu, kraj svih ljubaznih, praznih rijeci, filozofiranja o protivnom, još nikada nije stekao svoju slobodu dobrocudnim brbljanjem i moralnim uvjeravanjem: nepromjenjivi je zakon da sve revolucije koje žele imati uspjeha moraju poceti u krvi, bez obzira na to što ce biti poslije."
Author: Mark Twain
38. "With parody, you're referencing and sending up a particular genre, and mostly your material is going to be taken out of that genre."
Author: Marlon Wayans
39. "Être élu est une notion théologique qui veut dire : sans aucun mérite, par un verdict surnaturel, par une volonté libre, sinon capricieuse, de Dieu, on est choisi pour quelque chose d'exceptionnel et d'extraordinaire. C'est dans cette conviction que les saints ont puisé la force de supporter les plus atroces supplices. Les notions théologiques se reflètent, telle leur propre parodie, dans la trivialité de nos vies ; chacun de nous souffre (plus ou moins) de la bassesse de sa vie trop ordinaire et désire y échapper et s'élever. Chacun de nous a connu l'illusion (plus ou moins forte) d'être digne de cette élévation, d'être prédestiné et choisi pour elle. (chapitre 15)"
Author: Milan Kundera
40. "Pa vi još uvek delite covecanstvo na narode. Zar vas to nije prošlo?Nisam delio ja. Covecanstvo se delilo."
Author: Miroslav Antić
41. "At the heart of Christian ethic is humility; at the heart of its parodies, pride. Different roads with different destinations, and the destinations color the character of those who travel by them."
Author: N. T. Wright
42. "I am Orafoura, but you can call me Jarod Kintz. I'm fairly proud to proclaim that Dora J. Arod has me on her short list of "World's worst writers." The list couldn't get any shorter, because I'm the only name on it. I should tell her to stop calling it a list, and change the title to "World's worst writer." If you're wondering why I rate all my work one star, it's because the rating system doesn't have a zero star option, or better yet, go into negative numbers."
Author: Orafoura
43. "I'm parodied as being some right-wing fundamentalist extremist, it just isn't true. The parody doesn't reflect reality."
Author: Pat Robertson
44. "All Internet comedy is niche comedy. If you do an Internet video about Halo, every Halo fan will send it to every other Halo fan. But if you did an episode of a network comedy that parodied Halo, most of your audience wouldn't even get it."
Author: Ricky Van Veen
45. "It's a sort of piss-take on culture, because a drag queen is a clown - a parody of our society. It's a sarcastic spoof on culture, which allows us to laugh at ourselves - but in a way that is inclusive of everyone."
Author: RuPaul
46. "Hell, if someome wrote a book about you, well, it'd sell a million copies the day it was released. And if someone else was clever enough to write a parody - you know, to privide som comic relief during these extremely difficult economic times - that would probably be an even bigger seller, or at least it shoud be. So, just come clean with me, Ed. Your secret's safe with me, and whoever reads my internet blog. You...are...a...vampire!"
Author: Stephen Jenner
47. "-Tudom – mondta csöndesen Tracy –, de mégis meg fogsz változni, akár akarod, akár nem. Semmi nem marad ugyanaz. Semmi, gondolta Millicent. Milyen rémes is lenne, ha az ember sosem változna… ha az élete végéig az a néhány évvel korábbi, unalmas és szégyenlos Millicent maradna. Szerencsére azonban az ember mindig változik, fejlodik, halad.(Beavatás)"
Author: Sylvia Plath
48. "Existuje mnoho forem spirituality. Jednou z nich je spiritualita transcendence - tázání se po vznešených vizích, univerzálních morálních principech a osvobození od mnoha omezení lidského života. Ovšem i strom, zvíre, potok nebo lesní hájek, to vše muže být v ohnisku náboženské pozornosti. Spiritualita místa muže být vyznacena zdí, kresbou na zemi nebo hromadou kamenu. Když na starých bojištích umístujeme historické památníky nebo pametní desky na domech, kde se narodily naši predkové ci prespal George Washington, konáme ryzí spirituální akt. Uctíváme zvláštního ducha, který je spojen s tímto místem."
Author: Thomas Moore
49. "For such is the fate of parody: it must never fear exaggerating. If it strikes home, it will only prefigure something that others will then do without a smile--and without a blush--in steadfast virile seriousness."
Author: Umberto Eco
50. "Satire is a lesson, parody is a game."
Author: Vladimir Nabokov

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