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1. "I think any movie star who refuses autographs has a hell of a nerve."
Author: Alan Ladd
2. "We are in the entertaining business, they want to get autographs, they want to take something home, whether it's a signed hat or, you know, program or whatever it might be."
Author: Bernhard Langer
3. "New Rule: You can't bum-rush the president for autographs after he just lectured you for an hour about how you have to grow up. Have some dignity, for Christ's sake. He's your coworker, not Hannah Montana. If you're this crazy about him now, what are you going to do if he turns the country around, ask him to sign your tit?"
Author: Bill Maher
4. "The only time I mind autographs is when I'm out with my family. You're trying to enjoy kids and grandkids and here comes a swarm, and there go your wife and kids. That happens to every celebrity. It's the price you pay."
Author: Billy Williams
5. "'Beverly Hills Cop' opened up a whole world. I got the television show and movies, and I would go sign autographs for one hour and get paid $25,000."
Author: Bronson Pinchot
6. "In Denmark lots of people come up to me for autographs."
Author: Caroline Wozniacki
7. "I had this grand idea that Elvira's kind of the Santa Claus of Halloween - at the malls, you'd have an Elvira there. Girls would dress as Elvira just like guys dress as Santa Claus, and it's not the real thing, but they'll pose for pictures, sign autographs. Of course, I couldn't go around to every mall, so we'd have to get more Elviras."
Author: Cassandra Peterson
8. "A couple of girls I've signed autographs for have just cried or broken out into tears."
Author: Chaske Spencer
9. "It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering."
Author: Chevy Chase
10. "If I had the hand strength to sign autographs for everybody in Kansas City, I would... but its just impossible to get to everyone."
Author: Dante Hall
11. "My office walls are covered with autographs of famous writers - it's what my children call my 'dead author wall.' I have signatures from Mark Twain, Earnest Hemingway, Jack London, Harriett Beecher Stowe, Pearl Buck, Charles Dickens, Rudyard Kipling, Alfred, Lord Tennyson, to name a few."
Author: Debbie Macomber
12. "The idea of sitting in a booth, and having someone pay me to sign autographs, seems so gross to me."
Author: DJ Qualls
13. "Who wants to go to school and be asked for, like, 20 autographs?"
Author: Edward Furlong
14. "And people coming up asking for autographs, there's only one time when it kind of bothers me: when I'm eating."
Author: Enrique Iglesias
15. "I always signed autographs when I could and always stayed and chatted with them when I could."
Author: Frank Langella
16. "Never chew off the hand you write with, you might survive and have to sign autographs."
Author: Jarod Kintz
17. "Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them."
Author: Jasper Carrott
18. "Dad never misses a chance to remind me that whenever we are travelling together, if 100 people mob him for autographs, five approach me."
Author: Jeev Milkha Singh
19. "I get photographers hiding in my bushes. We're way past autographs. We're into being stalked and followed."
Author: Jennifer Lawrence
20. "There was a group of fans who wanted autographs, and several women who managed to write their phone numbers on Wade's hand before he pulled free.Sam sent him an arched brow, but he just shrugged. He got numbers written on him a lot; he'd never figured out how to stop that from happening."
Author: Jill Shalvis
21. "The thing that's caught me off guard is going to dinner and people asking me for autographs or to take a picture. People coming to my house asking for autographs - that's something I really haven't grasped the whole entirety of yet."
Author: Johnny Manziel
22. "Signing autographs is much better than signing on."
Author: Kirkland Ciccone
23. "I've signed autographs as Natalie Portman. I was at a Film Festival party where someone asked if I was her, and I didn't want to embarrass them, so I signed the autograph as her. I hope she doesn't mind."
Author: Liane Balaban
24. "I got arrested for signing autographs. Signing a little girl's autograph got me arrested."
Author: Michael Taylor
25. "Elvis walked over and signed a few autographs over the fence. They were screaming. I had never seen this."
Author: Minnie Pearl
26. "I am always late because people stop me for autographs and say hi."
Author: Natalie Du Toit
27. "I've been to a few conventions, you know, when the tax man knocks at the door and the 'Star Wars' convention people say: 'Do you want to come and sign some autographs?'"
Author: Ralph Brown
28. "I'm closer to being happy. I'm doing things that make me happy. In football I loved to practice and I loved to play, but I hated to be in meetings, hated to talk to the media, hated to have cameras in my face, hated to sign autographs. I hated to do all those things."
Author: Ricky Williams
29. "Any ballplayer that don't sign autographs for little kids ain't an American. He's a communist."
Author: Rogers Hornsby
30. "Well, you know, it's fun to sign autographs still for me. I don't sign that many."
Author: Sam Rockwell
31. "If we were a rock ‘n' roll band,We'd travel all over the land.We'd play and we'd sing and wear spangly things,If we were a rock ‘n' roll band.If we were a rock ‘n' roll band,And we were up there on the stand,The people would hear us and love us and cheer us,Hurray for that rock ‘n' roll band.If we were a rock ‘n' roll bandThen we'd have a million fans.We'd goggle and laugh and sign autographs,If we were a rock ‘n' roll band.If we were a rock ‘n' roll band,The people would all kiss our hands.We'd be millionaires and have extra long hair,If we were a rock ‘n' roll band.But we ain't no rock ‘n' roll band,We're just seven kids in the sandWith homemade guitars and pails and jarsAnd drums of potato chip cans.Just seven kids in the sand,Talkin' and wavin' our hands,And dreamin' and thinkin' oh wouldn't it be grand,If we were a rock ‘n' roll band."
Author: Shel Silverstein
32. "Oh yeah people recognize me, but the craziest thing? I mean I've had the normal autographs... but I had to sign a baby's carriage once. I thought that was weird, so yeah, I guess that's the craziest thing."
Author: Terrence J
33. "If kids see you on the street and they want an autograph, that's a big honour so I spend half an hour before I get in the ground and 40 minutes to an hour after the game with the Everton fans signing autographs."
Author: Timothy F. Cahill
34. "I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans, signing autographs, and selling T-shirts."
Author: Tommy Chong

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