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1. "In our society leaving baby with Daddy is just one step above leaving the kids to be raised by wolves or apes."
Author: Al Roker
2. "Afterward I always kiss her, my baby, and look into her clear eyes that know everything about me, and want me to be her daddy anyway."
Author: Angela Johnson
3. "Cohen starts smiling and nods his head.  "This is good, Daddy.  I knew my angels would give me sisters.  I asked them."  Melissa stops laughing and grabs my hand.  "What do you mean, baby?" she asks on a whisper. "I asked Nana, Mommy Fia, and Auntie Grace to give me a sister.  I said I wanted a sister more than anything in the world so I can look out for her like Daddy looks out for you."
Author: Harper Sloan
4. "Hi, Daddy.""Baby . . . did you find some trouble today?""It wasn't my fault, Daddy.""It never is.""Jay was bleeding. He was pinned down."My blood boiled, but steering my kids in the right direction came first. "What did Papa say?""He said, ‘It's about time someone humbled Steven Matese."
Author: Jamie McGuire
5. "This one guy Roland was so weird that during sex his voice altered—as if he were a fucking alien—and he started talking like a baby in a bizarre high-pitched voice. He'd start screaming shit like, "I just want to fuck my baby! I'm your baby! Will you be my baby? Baby? Baby?" For one thing, he couldn't decide whether he was the baby or the daddy. Make up your mind, freak. I had to force myself out from under him and flee the apartment undressed, clutching my clothes."
Author: Kathy Griffin
6. "I wouldn't want to do a 'Maury Povich' show. Baby daddy! Who's your daddy? Who's your mama? I wouldn't want to do that kind of show."
Author: NeNe Leakes
7. "So, like, Zeus was just some great big preternatural baby-daddy?"
Author: Nicole Peeler
8. "There is nobody as brave as a baby taking his/her first non-stop 5 steps alone from Mummy's hand to daddy's hand...... trust me on that"
Author: Sameh Elsayed
9. "I'll check on you when I get home. I love you, baby. (Kiefer)I love you too, Daddy. (Kiara)What the hell was that action? (Syn)I think it's something called ‘paternal concern.' (Nykyrian)What…? You sure? I thought that crap was a myth. (Syn)No, really. I watched it once in a documentary. It was fascinating. Believe it or not, there are people out there who actually have feelings for their progeny. (Nykyrian)Get the fuck out. No way. You're screwing with my head again, aren't you? (Syn)No, I swear. You just saw it with your own eyes. I did not make that shit up. (Nykyrian)Yeah but it's really messing with my concept of the natural order of the universe. Paternal love? What's next? Limb regrowth? Genetic splicing reversals? (Syn)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
10. "When I asked my parents how the baby got inside Ma, they both laughed, and then Daddy told me they had made it with their bodies. I pictured them fully clothed, rubbing furiously against each other, like two sticks making fire."
Author: Wally Lamb
11. "But if there was no baby ...Then he wouldn't be a daddy.And for aome reason, he desperatly wanted to be a daddy."
Author: Wendy Corsi Staub

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In a rush this weekday morning,I tap the horn as I speed past the cemeterywhere my parents are buriedside by side beneath a slab of smooth granite.Then, all day, I think of him rising upto give me that lookof knowing disapprovalwhile my mother calmly tells him to lie back down."
Author: Billy Collins

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