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1. "No, I was one broken clone, and I'd never been happier about it. Hey, when you're being held captive in a sex dungeon-turned-birthing facility, you gotta take pleasure in the small things."
Author: A. Violet End
2. "God is different to us now, after all these years in Africa. More spirit than ever before, and more internal. Most people think he has to look like something or someone- a roofleaf or Christ- but we don't. And not being tied to what God looks like, frees us."
Author: Alice Walker
3. "Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love represent a normal state. Being in love shows a person who he should be."
Author: Anton Chekhov
4. "Dan Rather is guilty of not being skeptical enough about a story that was politically loaded."
Author: Bill O'Reilly
5. "When it comes to being famous, you're usually the last to know, and the first to deny it. Unless you were already famous in your head. In which case, party on, Wayne! Party on, Garth!"
Author: Carroll Bryant
6. "My reason for being an author? Because I love to write - it fulfills me. But the fact that I entertain others by doing it is a lovely bonus."
Author: Chasta Schneider
7. "What messes us up a lot in this life is setting our expectations way too high and then being ashamed when we fail. What is worse is when we allow other people to make us feel ashamed for failing. What is worse than that is hiding and lying about our failure. It's ok to fail, especially when it's a significant life change and you gotta stand up for that right in this life."
Author: Comic Strip Mama
8. "The game has changed. What's going on now is nonsense. You have guys complaining about not being paid."
Author: David Wells
9. "Did you think of anything when Miss Marcy said Scoatney Hall was being re-opened? I thought of the beginning of Pride and Prejudice – where Mrs. Bennet says 'Netherfield Park is let a last.' And then Mr. Bennet goes over to call on the rich new owner."
Author: Dodie Smith
10. "Everyone is so terrified of being labeled a racist."
Author: Eli Roth
11. "I dare say, my remark came from the professional feeling of there being nothing like leather.[Mr. Hale--about books; reminding me of my statement that "there is nothing like holding a real book in your hands"]"
Author: Elizabeth Gaskell
12. "It used to be that god was revealed in the wonders of nature; now God was being challenged by those same wonders. Scholars were now required to choose one side or the other."
Author: Elizabeth Gilbert
13. "I love being an older comic now. It's like being an old soccer or an old baseball player. You're in the Hall of Fame and it's nice, but you're no longer that person in the limelight on the spot doing that thing."
Author: Eric Idle
14. "Being stubborn has helped, being selfish is not a bad thing."
Author: Herbie Mann
15. "You, Travis Maddox, are kinda sexy when you're not being a whore," she said, a ridiculous, drunken grin twisting her mouth in different directions.Abby touched her palm to my cheek. "You know what, Mr. Maddox?""What, baby?"Her expression turned serious. "In another life, I could love you.""I might love you in this one."
Author: Jamie McGuire
16. "The preeminent job of the church is to equip Christian for life's challenges. This requires the emphasis on being fitted with tested armor. He is tutored in the Word of God. He is encouraged to rely on the Lord alone through faith in His promises and providence. He is drilled in the doctrines of salvation and is encouraged to allow these truths to work themselves deep into his soul. He is encouraged to live righteously by having within him a righteous mind soaked in Scripture and demonstrated in right living. He is taught how to pray. He is encouraged to share his faith with those who do not have peace with God.Chapter"
Author: John Bunyan
17. "I love shooting French films because I don't have to stick with being sophisticated or stuck-up."
Author: Kristin Scott Thomas
18. "I was actually picked on as a kid. I guess in high school it started to change for me. I guess being picked on made a lasting impression on me so I never - whenever somebody calls me handsome or anything like that, I never take it for granted. I appreciate it every time I hear it, so it's never something that gets old."
Author: Lance Gross
19. "We Negro writers, just by being black, have been on the blacklist all our lives. Censorship for us begins at the color line."
Author: Langston Hughes
20. "And even these ((the common hill fairy, the standard elf of folk-lore) are in danger of being banished into the limbo of forgetfulness by the quite artificial fairy of juvenile literary commerce, with gauzy wing and skirts reminiscent of the ballet. It has always seemed to me extraordinary that literature has been able to create wings where none were before, for our native fairies are as wingless as ourselves. But for such an innovation the Elizabethan poets and playwrights were probably responsible - a topic which we must consider in another chapter."
Author: Lewis Spence
21. "Sometimes Ronan thought Adam was so used to the right way being painful that he doubted any path that didn't come with agony."
Author: Maggie Stiefvater
22. "Drug companies do not want us to dream this dream. But many people who are ill reject it as well. The responsibility of being your own cure is too much. Historically, people have been willing to subject themselves to the most poisonous of treatments rather than change themselves. In other words, meditation is hard, but pills are easy, and they feel reassuringly more like science."
Author: Magnus Flyte
23. "I wish that being famous helped prevent me from being constipated."
Author: Marvin Gaye
24. "Being a part of success is more important than being personally indispensable."
Author: Pat Riley
25. "Seizing an imaginary microphone, Dennis adopts a limp Estuary accent: 'Masturbating's changed a lot since I were a lad, Brian. In my day, we masturbated for the sheer love of it. Day and night we did it, all the kids on our estate, masturbating on the old waste ground, masturbating up against the wall of the house... I remember me mam coming out and shouting, "Stop that masturbating and come in for your tea! You'll never amount to anything if all you think about is masturbating!" Masturbating crazy we were. Your young masturbators today, though, it's all about the money, it's all about agents and endorsements. Sometimes I worry that the masturbating's in danger of being squeezed out altogether."
Author: Paul Murray
26. "The way the moon dashes through clouds that blowLoosely as cannon-smoke...Is a reminder of the strength and painOf being young; that it can't come again,But is for others undiminished somewhere."
Author: Philip Larkin
27. "Courage consists not in hazarding without fear; but being resolutely minded in a just cause."
Author: Plutarch
28. "Theres no misery in not being loved,only in not loving"
Author: Rod McKuen
29. "[Letter to John Adams]The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being as his father, in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter (Works, Vol. iv, p. 365)."
Author: Thomas Jefferson
30. "Governments constantly choose between telling lies and fighting wars, with the end result always being the same. One will always lead to the other."
Author: Thomas Jefferson

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