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1. "Being pregnant was the healthiest I've ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes."
Author: Ashlee Simpson
2. "Jason is explaining the ins and outs of being a bird shifter to Merry.She says:"Sheesh. Okay, I think I only have one more question.""Shoot. No, don't shoot, but ask away.""If someday I get pregnant, will I lay eggs or have babies?"He burst out laughing and didn't stop until she hit him."
Author: Ashlyn Chase
3. "Going through that traumatic time of being heartbroken and then being pregnant turned my whole life upside down and inside out and just knocked the wind out of me. But I got so much out of that."
Author: Bridget Moynahan
4. "Publishing a book is like being pregnant. By the end, you're just ready to get that baby out!"
Author: Carmen DeSousa
5. "I think it affected me physically and emotionally, yes. I did have my ups and downs, but I actually had more ups and downs after the shots were finished and she was pregnant because of the reality of being pregnant with twins."
Author: Cheryl Tiegs
6. "Feel free to look around, but being as though there aren't any people eighteen or older here, stay off the bed. I'm not allowed to get pregnant this weekend."
Author: Colleen Hoover
7. "I feel cheated never being able to know what it's like to get pregnant, carry a child and breast feed."
Author: Dustin Hoffman
8. "I wasn't ecstatic about being pregnant - I wasn't somebody who actively wanted kids. Certainly there were no fantasies about nappy-changing."
Author: Elizabeth McGovern
9. "I really like being pregnant. Not that there aren't things I don't love, but when I think about what my body is doing - creating a child - it just blows my mind. I'm in awe of the process and science."
Author: Emily Deschanel
10. "Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person. Each day is part of this amazing journey that has completely shifted the focus of my life and made me reevaluate my personal and professional goals."
Author: Holly Madison
11. "Now that I am a father myself, I know that powerlessness is the defining characteristic of fatherhood. This begins with the pregnancy. Men spend their whole lives being active. We evolved as hunters. "Me get job, me get girl, me get girl pregnant. Now me shut mouth and wait for girl to tell me what to do." As expectant fathers, we become silent spectators. Passive participants in a series of external events over which we have zero control."
Author: Jim Gaffigan
12. "A lot of women say they love being pregnant, but I wasn't such a big fan."
Author: Marion Jones
13. "Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse."
Author: Molly Ivins
14. "Women are females and men are males. According to gynaecologists, women menstruate every month or so, while men, being male, do not menstruate or suffer during the monthly period. A women, being female, is naturally subject to monthly bleeding. When a women does not menstruate, she is pregnant. If she is pregnant, she becomes, due to pregnancy, less active for about a year."
Author: Muammar Al Gaddafi
15. "Every four weeks I go up a bra size... it's worth being pregnant just for the breasts."
Author: Natasha Hamilton
16. "I went home and tried to sleep, but couldn't, so I stared up at the moon, watching how it's trailing edge faded into darkness, so close to being full, but not quite there. A pregnant moon, Grandma called it. Full almost to bursting, and ready to give birth to something unthinkable."
Author: Neal Shusterman
17. "The cliche had it that kids were the future, but that wasn't it: they were the unreflective, active present. They were not themselves nostalgic, because they couldn't be, and they retarded nostalgia in their parents. Even as they were getting sick and being bullied and becoming addicted to heroin and getting pregnant, they were in the moment, and she wanted to be in it with them. She wanted to worry herself sick about schools and bullying and drugs."
Author: Nick Hornby
18. "Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife."
Author: Queen Victoria
19. "Why should every pregnant woman be expected to read the same book? Or any book? Being pregnant isn't that complicated. What to Expect When You're Expecting shouldn't be a book. It should be a Post-it: 'Take your vitamins. Don't drink vodka. Get used to empire waistlines."
Author: Rainbow Rowell
20. "It's an established fact. Some women can't stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it."
Author: Rich Cohen
21. "No sex. No taking care of her pack. No physical activity at all.Being pregnant was definitely much, much worse than being a werewolf."
Author: S.M. Reine
22. "I love babies. I love being pregnant and I loved giving birth."
Author: Sadie Frost
23. "I love being pregnant!"
Author: Soleil Moon Frye
24. "There are two sides to being pregnant. There is the beautiful, wonderful blessing side. The second side - it sucks!"
Author: Tamar Braxton

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