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1. "When you put it that way, yuck. I guess when I think of vampire, I picture Brad Pitt or Robert Pattinson. More sexy, lets stinky"
Author: Aileen Erin
2. "Cherie, did the table do something I did not see or were you just attempting to teach it a lesson?""I was imagining it was Evor.""Strange that they do not resemble each other.""I have a good imagination.""Ah, in that case, I do not suppose you are imagining I'm Brad Pitt?"
Author: Alexandra Ivy
3. "I hope that's a good thing,' I said, thinking he might say I reminded him of a film star- then we'd actually have something in common. I was hoping for Anne Hathaway or Julia Roberts, and not the obvious Vivien Leigh. Even Angelina Jolie would have done, though I'd never quite forgiven her for stealing Brad's heart. Talking of Brad, was Sean starting to resemble him too? No, he could never be a Brad, a Matthew McConaughey maybe at a push, but never a Brad Pitt."
Author: Ali McNamara
4. "I'd like to take more pictures of real celebrities. It would be fabulous to photograph Brad Pitt. He's so good-looking and just such a star."
Author: Alison Jackson
5. "For awhile, I got stupid about only wanting a leading-man role, but I have no illusions. I know I'm not Brad Pitt."
Author: Breckin Meyer
6. "I play very sweet characters, so people look at me like I'm the kid from 'The Wonder Years,' rather than Brad Pitt."
Author: Chris O'Dowd
7. "I play Hopkins' daughter. Brad Pitt plays Death. He's a very-good looking Death. With him, dying isn't so bad."
Author: Claire Forlani
8. "He looks like a runway model. How in the world am I going to be able to reject that? The world is so unfair. Seriously, it's like turning Brad Pitt down for a date. The girl who could actually do it should win an award for idiot of the century."
Author: Colleen Houck
9. "Getting hurt and watching Tom Brady take over and beginning what's been just a spectacular run of his, and to come back and play in the AFC Championship Game against the Steelers in Pittsburgh, and help us win that game, is a memory that stands out very clearly."
Author: Drew Bledsoe
10. "1973 Fair Information Practices:- You should know who has your personal data, what data they have, and how it is used.- You should be able to prevent information collected about you for one purpose from being used for others.- You should be able to correct inaccurate information about you.- Your data should be secure...while it's illegal to use Brad Pitt's image to sell a watch without his permission, Facebook is free to use your name to sell one to your friends."
Author: Eli Pariser
11. "It's like Brad Pitt for us. You might not like blond men with pretty features, but c'mon, it's Brad. You're not going to kick him out of bed for eating crackers."
Author: Emily Giffin
12. "Come on, tick tock – Chuck, Fuck or Marry: Arthur, Lance, Brad Pitt.""Chuck Arthur, Fuck Brad, Marry Lance," she said, without hesitating."
Author: FayJay
13. "-Ojalá sea así... Y que todo eso suceda gracias a un tío estupendo de sonrisa arrebatadora y un cuerpo que quite el hipo, en fin, una mezcla entre Clive Owen, Brad Pitt, Matthew McConaughey, Ashton Kutcher y Woody Allen...-¿Woody Allen? ¿Y qué tiene que ver Woody Allen?-¡Bueno, no me negarás que si, después de un buen polvo, el tipo incluso te hace reír, es que has llegado al cielo!"
Author: Federico Moccia
14. "Brad Pitt is a dude who just wants to make good movies. He's not afraid to surround himself with the greatest actors, which I always appreciate because I've also seen actors who only want to surround themselves with weak actors because it makes them look better. That ends up making a poorer movie."
Author: Garret Dillahunt
15. "Well, one of my favorite ones to work on - besides just about any scene from 'Deadwood' - was my scene with Brad Pitt in 'Assassination of Jesse James'. That was just a fun day."
Author: Garret Dillahunt
16. "I'm actually here with Crispin. You didn't forget about your tutoring date with him, did you?"I wrinkle my nose. "I thought I told him no?"Just then, Crispin comes into view on his way up the walk."I thought I told you no," I call out to him."Ah," he replies, joining James in the doorway. "You did. But I've been told that when a woman says no, she really means yes. So I read between the lines.""Well, whoever told you that was wrong," I say, trying to regain my composure. "Unless you're asking that woman if Brad Pitt is sexier than you. In that case, no always means yes."Crispin looks faintly amused, but James arches an eyebrow. "Always?" he asks.Personally I'm not overly fond of Brad Pitt. But I unconvincingly reply, "I'm just telling it like it is."James shrugs carelessly. "Well, there's no accounting for some people's taste.""Amen," I murmur."
Author: Haley Fisher
17. "If a gorgeous woman hits on me right off the bat, I'm suspicious. I wonder what she wants. If she hasn't heard my wit, felt my charm, how could I appeal to her? I'm no Brad Pitt. So what is she after? Most likely it's my horse cock."
Author: Jarod Kintz
18. "If I were named Brad Pitt, I'd thank the actor by the same name, because due to his hard work and handsomeness, I'd be famous."
Author: Jarod Kintz
19. "I thought women loved great listeners. How could Agatha leave me? I'm musical, successful, and very, very, very, very sexy. Did I mention the fact that I am sexy? I'm like Brad Pitt, only different looking and much, much, much, much sexier. I am sexier than Brad Pitt!"
Author: Jarod Kintz
20. "Hunter smirked. "Nice to see you, too, Paris."Paris? All I could think of was Orlando Bloom and Brad Pitt."
Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
21. "At my first Golden Globes, I met people I was very much enamored by: Julianne Moore, Meryl Streep, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. It was surreal to see them in person."
Author: Jesse Tyler Ferguson
22. "He was a playboy type in his late 30's, and a sharp dresser, tonight being no exception. Dave wore a designer sports jacket and chic designer jeans; not at all what you would expect from an FBI agent's undercover expense budget. His wife (or whoever she was), Julia, was a conservative dresser, with more of what you would expect an FBI agent to be wearing. She had mousy brown hair, spoke in nasal tones, and was somewhat frumpy; not much to look at. They went together about as well as Brad Pitt and a den mother from Davenport Iowa."
Author: Kenneth Eade
23. "Brad Pitt just moved in with you. I swear, Tea, he looks just like a young Brad Pitt, and you get to keep him! This is so not fair. Walter looked like Jack Black. You know he did.-Abby"
Author: Kersten Hamilton
24. "A close friend of mine, Annie Leibovitz, who I've known for forty years, photographs celebrities every single day of the week but they all seem to look the same even though she's one of the most creative photographers alive. They all just look the same. Brad Pitt is a great actor but all the pictures of Brad Pitt look the same."
Author: Lawrence Schiller
25. "If you had known me in middle school, I was definitely not what someone would think of as Brad Pitt. That was not me. I was kind of a dork."
Author: Lucas Till
26. "See, my idea of cute comes with an IQ requirement. It's geeky cute. It's Rivers Cuomo, not Justin Timberlake. It's Gideon Yago, not Brian Mcfayden. Jimmy Fallon, yes please! Brad Pitt, no thank you."
Author: Megan McCafferty
27. "I don't know about Brad Pitt leaving that beautiful woman to go hold orphans for Angelina. I mean how long is that going to last?"
Author: Michael Douglas
28. "I like Brad Pitt; I just have nothing to do with him."
Author: Olivier Martinez
29. "I'm clearly not Brad Pitt, and I'm never going to be Brad Pitt."
Author: Paul Giamatti
30. "I've worked with Jack Warner and Jimmy Stewart - and Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and Johnny Depp twice. I've had dinners with Fred Astaire and Cary Grant."
Author: Peter Guber
31. "When you say gorgeous," Jen started, "are we talking Brad Pitt boyish good looks, or Johnny Depp make ya want to slap somebody?" "No, we're talking Brad and Johnny need to bow down and recognize" Jacque answered."
Author: Quinn Loftis
32. "I've had more difficulty accepting myself as bisexual than I ever did accepting that I was a lesbian. It felt traitorous. A few years ago, I admitted to myself that I was still interested in men in more than a "Brad Pitt is slick hot sexy" kind of way. But I worried whatmy friends, exes, and the Community would think. I never even broached the subject with my parents. Because what bothered me the most was that people would think that being a lesbian had been a phase for me, when that was so very not the case. What I feared was that I would no longer be part of a community, that I might be seen with my boyfriend and not be recognized as something not the same."
Author: R. Gay
33. "What impresses me is the young actors with terrific talent arriving on the scene. They'd have blown us all away in the old days. Guys like Brad Pitt."
Author: Robert Wagner
34. "I was up watching Meet Joe Black at four AM. I was hoping Brad Pitt would die, and he was still alive at seven forty in the morning! I actually felt sorry for once, for critics."
Author: Rose McGowan
35. "I was walking home alone late one night, when out of nowhere, this rabid homosexual jumped me and bit me right on the ass. I tried to fight him off, but you know those homos have superhuman strength. Anyway, he bit me on my left cheek, then took off. The whole thing shook me up, but I thought I was gonna be okay. It took me a few weeks to notice the changes. At first the signs were subtle: the sudden urge to redecorate my room, the uncontrollable desire to do Megan's hair. Then, as the phases of the moon progressed, I noticed other things: the need to wear lace panties, the insane hope of one day owning my own flower shop. Before I knew it, I was jacking off six times a day to pictures of Brad Pitt and Russell Crowe. Of course, I won't be a full fledged gay boy until I bite someone else and pass on the 'dark gift. Hey, Rooster, you wanna be my first convert? If I turn just four people, I win like a toaster oven or something.."
Author: Sara Bell
36. "I admire Brad Pitt, honestly, just because of how he started and the obstacles he had to overcome to have the career that he's had."
Author: Shemar Moore
37. "Yeah. Just keep the live feed going so that I can see it and pretend I'm there, too. (Tory)Yes, my queen. Anything else you'd like? (Geary)A million dollars and Brad Pitt. (Tory)You forgot world peace. (Geary)I'm feeling a bit selfish today. Teenage hormonal overdose, I think. Or just general excitement. (Tory)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
38. "I think that Brad Pitt is definitely a hottie. And his acting is so great that it makes him even more sexy."
Author: Stacy Keibler
39. "I think there is a way to be formal and elegant and classy, but more modern. Brad Pitt has been changing it, and Will Smith has been doing it in his own way."
Author: Steven Cojocaru
Author: Upasana Banerjee
41. "Achilles was like a rock star of his day so it made sense to have Brad Pitt playing him."
Author: Wolfgang Petersen

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