Top Bruce Willis Quotes

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1. "It's funny, like 15 years ago when I was a kid doing all the John Hughes movies, I remember Bruce Willis was the only guy who was transitioning from television into film."
Author: Anthony Michael Hall
2. "Bruce Willis. Pain in my ass, no problem about that. We just didn't get along. We got along off camera, but shooting we just didn't get along."
Author: Antoine Fuqua
3. "It occurred to Susan that men were always waiting for something cataclysmic--love or war or a giant asteroid. Every man wanted to be a hot-headed Bruce Willis character, fighting against the evil foreign enemy while despising the domestic bureaucracy. Men just wanted to focus on one big thing, leaving the thousands of smaller messes for the women around them to clean up."
Author: Bonnie Jo Campbell
4. "She said, "What do you think the punishment is for what we are doing?""Death, maybe life in prison." He replied."Awesome!" She laughs.RED-Bruce Willis"
Author: Clarrissa Lee Moon
5. "A few years ago, when I was hitchhiking through Laramie, Wyoming, I met an old and infertile man named John. I told him, "I think I'd have made a good son, John. But I'd have made an even better Johnson." He nodded as he took a long drag from his cigarette before he said, "I think I would have made a good Robert Derrick. But I'd have made an even better Derrick Robert." I was silent for a few minutes, because I knew all too well what he meant. I've often felt I'd have made a great Bruce Robert, and an even better Robert the Bruce than Robert the Bruce ever was. Because, as many people have told me, "You can take all the Bruces in the world, including Mr. Willis, and you'd be the only one who could simply be called ‘The Bruce.'" But you couldn't call me "The Boss," because that title belongs to another Bruce."
Author: Jarod Kintz
6. "My favorite lie was the online rumor that Bruce Willis was my uncle. That's hilarious."
Author: Kreayshawn
7. "In almost the same way you know what your grandmother looks and sounds like, you know what Bruce Willis looks and sounds like."
Author: Rian Johnson
8. "Good art is not universal. Bruce Willis is universal."
Author: Sherman Alexie
9. "I suddenly had a vision of my sperm swimming around and talking in Bruce Willis's voice like in Look Who's Talking. "Come on! Swim faster! This little shit has no idea we escaped from the condom! Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!"
Author: Tara Sivec

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