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1. "Parents always forgive you. Like sometimes, you see parents on the news, and their kid just got busted for murdering a 7-11 clerk, and they're like, 'But my Bubba's a good boy. He'd never hurt a fly.' So I'm sure your parents would forgive you for whatever you did."
Author: Alex Flinn
2. "The lesson to draw from this, of course, is that when you move from one country to another you have to accept that there are some things that are better and some things that are worse, and there is nothing you can do about it. That may not be the profoundest of insights to take away from a morning's outing , but I did get a free doughnut as well, so on balance I guess I'm happy.Now if you will excuse me I have to drive to Vermont and collect some mail from a Mr. Bubba."
Author: Bill Bryson
3. "In the rural South, 'Bubba' is like how people say 'dude' in California. It's a name for a regular Southern man. I know a Chinese Bubba, a black Bubba."
Author: Bubba Sparxxx
4. "My dad taught me to be a leader or a follower, and he said follower ain't fun. So I want to be the leader of Bubba Watson."
Author: Bubba Watson
5. "I just wanna be me and play golf. I'm just Bubba."
Author: Bubba Watson
6. "It's a dream come true for Bubba Watson from Bagdad, Florida to have the green jacket on."
Author: Bubba Watson
7. "I braced myself for something wise and useful. Dink, like most Bubbas, could be quite insightful and kind when you least expected it."Always remember one thing in this life," he said, pausing to stare at the koala's big brown glass eyes. I knew he woulda shot it if we were really in the wild."What is it, Dink? What should I remember? I could really use some perspective here.""Always remember . . . you can't drink all day if you don't start in the mornin'."
Author: Celia Rivenbark
8. "Do you want a drink?" "You mean synthetic blood," she said after a slight hesitation. "Yes, that would be nice. A sociable gesture." "I'm all about the gestures. Bubba, you, too?" "Yes, ma'am, I reckon so," he said."
Author: Charlaine Harris
9. "Bubba made a sound of disapproval "You're not supposed to be kissing on anybody else, Miss Sookie" he said "Bill said it was okay, but I don't like it."
Author: Charlaine Harris
10. "Kyle's shrill voice interrupted their moment. "Figured you two would turn this into a scout meeting. Will you get your asses up here? People are waiting. I mean Beckett here has maybe a fewhours before he's bent over a metal toilet getting it up the ass from aguy named Bubba. Do you want him to have fun now or not?"The streetlight illuminated Beckett as he appeared next to Kyle. "Why would I be the bitch? I don't think that's a fair f*cking assumption."Kyle refused to look at him and crossed her arms. "Of course you'd be the bitch. You have dimples. Bitches have dimples. And I bet your ass is soft like two pillows. Bubba's going to love bouncing off of you."Beckett stormed away, dragging Kyle with him. "I'll be the f*cker," he told her. "Not the f*ckee. The f*cker.""Fine, a$$hole, you're the f*cker," Kyle's voice faded away as they returned to the party."
Author: Debra Anastasia
11. "The world according to Bubba is simple - if it aggravates you, stop it. By whatever means necessary."
Author: Dennis Lehane
12. "My daughter squealed again and both Bubba and I winced. It's not an attractive sound, that. It's high-pitched and it enters your ear canals like hot glass. No matter how much I love my daughter, I will never love her squealing. Or maybe I will. Maybe I do. Driving down 93, I realized once and for all, that I love the things that chafe. The things that fill me with stress so total I can't remember when a block of it didn't rest on top of my heart. I love what, if broken, can't be repaired. What, if lost can't be replaced. I love my burdens."
Author: Dennis Lehane
13. "That was the plan?part of it, you don't wan tot know the rest. i believe the word 'these dog colllars would make excellent restraints' were involved.it was a brilliant idea. and we only got really cute well-made collars. this is my favorite. we had the tag engraved to say BUBBA."
Author: Michele Jaffe
14. "Man, i would have peeled off my shirt faster than you can say bubba loves trucks."
Author: P.C. Cast
15. "Bill Clinton was a liberal who could appeal to conservative-leaning Bubba voters."
Author: Rich Lowry
16. "I prefer sidekick. I tried once for the title of Padawan, but Bubba wigged out saying that mentors are always killed off in books and movies and he'd be damned if he was going to die once he taught me everything I needed to know about killing zombies. (Mark)Then why let you be his sidekick? Isn't that the same thing? (Nick)Uh, no. In the movies, the sidekicks are the ones who die. (Mark)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
17. "But this…this kid wasn't dead yet. Makes no sense to me. (Bubba)Maybe someone spiked his Wheaties? (Nick)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
18. "I still wanna know who to sue to get my store fixed. (Bubba)I'm a turnip. Sue the rich kid who started it. (Nick)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
19. "For the record, do I know anyone not a demon or a freak?" – Nick"Yes, you do. Not sure if Bubba and Mark go into the latter or not, though. I'm too tired to mentally categorize them. You figure it out, and I'll go with your Dewey decimal." – Caleb"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
20. "But, Bubba? Aren't you and Mark friends? (Nick)Ah, hell no. Mark's not my friend, he's my minion. (Bubba)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
21. "He's a tough little son of a biscuit eater. (Bubba)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
22. "We've got to get these guys to Bubba's. Anyone got a clue how to do it? (Nick)They gotta be breathing? (Simi)Yes. (Nick and Caleb)Well, pooh. That just takes all the fun out of it. (Simi)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
23. "Well, isn't that interesting. (Bubba)I ain't your science experiment, Bubba. I don't want to be interesting and I definitely don't want to be a nubby treat for the zombies. (Nick)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
24. "I don't know who has it, but apparently other people have been playing it which is why we have zombies cropping up all over the place. (Madaug)Yeah, two and three at a time, ‘cause God forbid kids should do what we did back in the old days and play in a room by ourselves. What kind of geeks are they raising nowadays? Geeks with friends who play video games together. Whoever heard of such? It's the end of days, I'm telling you all. (Bubba)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
25. "Bubba there zombies.....and there trying to eat me!" -Nick Gautier"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
26. "I wonder why no one called the police about the rocket launcher? God knows my neighbors usually report it if I so much as fart in my backyard. (Bubba)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
27. "To infinity then. (Bubba)What's that mean? (Nick)It's something my dad used to say when I was a kid. To infinity, meaning you'd see something through to the end. (Bubba)Infinity is never-ending. (Nick)That's right, which means you keep going and going no matter what happens or what obstacles you meet. Over, under, around or through. There's always a way. And if you have to chase something to infinity, strap on your big-boy pants, hiking boots, and go. (Bubba)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
28. "I was keeping Bubba from committing a felony. No offense, but ‘he's a zombie, Your Honor, don't electrocute me' isn't a viable excuse. Believe me, I know. My dad's doing three life sentences ‘cause he killed, and I quote, ‘a crap load of demons who were trying to kill me and if I hadn't killed them, Your Honor, they'd have taken over the city and enslaved all you petty, pathetic humans.' They wouldn't even let my dad plead insanity because of it. So trust me, ‘zombies needed killing' isn't a legit defense. (Nick)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
29. "Ain't nothing going to eat you while Bubba's around." Caleb laughed. "They might toy with him for a bit but he won't let any past." Caleb to Nick."Is something wrong?" Nick to Bubba"Nah... I just..." Bubba nervous."Please, God, Bubba, tell me you're not about to ask me out, are you?" Nick to Bubba.Bubba made a rude sound at him. "Hell, nah. I'd date Mark first, provided he took a bath so I wouldn't have to fumigate my truck or store.""But," Bubba continued, "now that you mention it... that is what I wanted to ask you about.""Dating Mark? Really?" Nick to Bubba.'Cause the kid with a brand-new license was such an expert on going out with others."
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
30. "You need to up your vocabulary, boy. You can't walk around letting people think you're stupid. Expand your horizons. Besides, it's fun to call people names they have to look up to realize they've been insulted. (Mark)Yeah, that's a twofer there. You get away with it and then they're twice as mad when they realize how bad you really insulted them. Especially if they mistake it for a compliment when you say it and thank you for it. (Bubba)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
31. "I got a shotgun and a backhoe and no one looks under a septic tank for a dead body. (Bubba)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
32. "Bubba was the one person who wouldn't even bat an eyelash that Nick was talking to an "imaginary" friend. Heck, he'd probably bring one of his own out to play, too.~Nick"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
33. "It's four o'clock, guys. I'm going up to watch Oprah. Unless the shop catches fire or we're under massive zombie invasion, I don't exist for the next hour. On second thought, don't bother me if it's zombies – I'll deal with them later. Today's a special episode on how to make peace with people who piss you off. And I definitely need to find my Zen. (Bubba)Your Zen's shooting stuff, Bubba. Embrace your inner violence. (Mark)Fine, then. My inner violence says I'll cut your throat if you bother me until Oprah ends, so sod off. (Bubba)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
34. "So what are you two doing here this early anyway?" Bubba asked, changing the subject. "Don't you have football practise?"Nick let loose an evil laugh. "It ended early. Stone cracked the coach's wee-belows with a badly thrown ball. I'm sure we'll all be running laps for hours tomorrow. But today... Coach had to go ice himself."Bubba and Mark sucked their breaths in sharply. "That'll ruin his weekend.""Yeah, and then some," Caleb added."
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
35. "Oh, goody." – Nick "Did you say something?" – Mark"Uh, yeah. I said, ‘Oh, goody.' As in I get to clean this mess up." – Nick "I had that same reaction. I even tried to quit when I showed up this morning, but Bubba wouldn't let me. Told me if I tried to leave, he'd shoot my butt full of buckshot. He's the only SOB I know who's crazy enough to actually do that. So here I am. Ticked off, but alive. It's a good day." – Mark"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
36. "Now, if I could get Mark to put down his phone and stop taking breaks, we'd be able to finish up before Oprah comes on." – Bubba"Bubba, what are you going to do when they cancel her show?" – Caleb"Shut your mouth, boy. That's sacrilege in this store. You talk like that, and I'll toss you through the window like an old-timey hobo in a Western." – Bubba"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
37. "Man, first I'm shot, now I'm going to be a friggin' zombie. At this rate, I'll never live to have my first date or a driver's license. Ah, gah! I've come too far to die a predestrian virgin. Bubba, you can't let me die…I only have seventeen more months and three days to my sixteenth birthday! (Nick)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
38. "Mama," Bubba said as he came out of the back. "I can't beat up everyone in the world for being stupid. Have you seen how many of them are out there? I work retail. Trust me. The world's eat up with it. And aren't you the one that's always saying, 'you can't fix stupid, son so don't try?' Besides, I got better things to do with my time than fight every idiot I come into contat with."
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
39. "Then why don't you and Bubba have girlfriends? (Nick)I don't want the drama of it. After the last one burnt up all my clothes with my Jack Daniel's Black Label collection and tried to decapitate me with my CDs, I decided I'd take a hiatus for a bit. (Mark)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
40. "Obviously, he needed to kill Bubba, but how? The man was a trained prison guard twice his size. The tax auditors had been easy. Mr. Ethics had slapped them to death with their own attaché cases. And even then, his neighbours had chipped in to help him hide the bodies. "A tax auditor, you say? No problem. Let me get my spade."
Author: Will Ferguson

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