Top Caffeine Quotes

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1. "I think I've reduced the amount of blood in my caffeine system to an acceptable level."
Author: Alastair Reynolds
2. "Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat."
Author: Alex Levine
3. "What makes creative people tingle are interesting problems, the chance to impress their friends, and caffeine."
Author: Alex Steffen
4. "I drink caffeine" she said calmly "lot's of it gives you pep"
Author: Ally Carter
5. "I don't usually drink caffeine so that when I need it, it actually does something."
Author: Anna Kendrick
6. "Anyone who doubts that caffeine is a drug should read some of the prose composed under its influence."
Author: Anne Fadiman
7. "Writing has so much to give, so much to teach, so many surprises. that thing you had to force yourself to do--the actual act of writing--turns out to be the best part. it's like discovering that while you thought you needed the tea ceremony for the caffeine, what you really needed was the tea ceremony."
Author: Anne Lamott
8. "First dentistry was painless.Then bicycles were chainless,Carriages were horseless,And many laws enforceless.Next cookery was fireless,Telegraphy was wireless,Cigars were nicotineless,And coffee caffeineless.Soon oranges were seedless,The putting green was weedless,The college boy was hatless,The proper diet fatless.New motor roads are dustless,The latest steel is rustless,Our tennis courts are sodless,Our new religion--godless."
Author: Arthur Guiterman
9. "I have an addiction to caffeine."
Author: Bill Ayers
10. "It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle."
Author: Brad Garrett
11. "By now, it is probably very late at night, and you have stayed up to read this book when you should have gone to sleep. If this is the case, then I commend you for falling into my trap. It is a writer's greatest pleasure to hear that someone was kept up until the unholy hours of the morning reading one of his books. It goes back to authors being terrible people who delight in the suffering of others. Plus, we get a kickback from the caffeine industry..."
Author: Brandon Sanderson
12. "I thought Mormon's weren't allowed to have caffeine." Breckin shrugs. "I decided to break that rule the morning I woke up gay."
Author: Colleen Hoover
13. "Caffeine dehydrates the brain and body."
Author: Daniel G. Amen
14. "So I forcibly shove aside my prickles of pissed-off, which is easier than it sounds when millions of little sequined caffeine dancers are doing their big Broadway number on your internal stage. (Page 173)"
Author: Deb Caletti
15. "I made decaf," he said. "Caffeine isn't good for you.""Thank you, Mama Lane."He made a face at her. "Tate and I used to share everything. Let him go off in a snit. I'll share his baby. If he doesn't come back, I'll appropriate it, and you.""That's one area where all your commando skills will fail, dear man," she said affectionately. "I like you very much, and you can be baby's godfather. But I'm raising this child myself.""Godfather." He was savoring the word when the toast popped up."Bad choice of words," she murmured. "I wouldn't want to give you any bad ideas. I don't want my child outfitted in a fedora and a machine gun.""Commando godfathers are a different breed.""Black bags and camo gear aren't much better," she informed him."Spoilsport. Where's your sense of adventure?""Hanging in the shower trying to dry out."
Author: Diana Palmer
16. "Caffeine. The gateway drug."
Author: Eddie Vedder
17. "Come on, there's no one there. You want coffee?" Tess asked."Yeah, sure, why not? I'm only on the brink of a nervous breakdown. I don't imagine why caffeine wouldn't help this situation."
Author: Frankie Rose
18. "For dinner Jade microwaves some Stars-n-Flags. They're addictive. They put sugar in the sauce and sugar in the meat nuggets. I think also caffeine. Someone told me the brown streaks in the Flags are caffeine. We have like five bowls each.After dinner the babies get fussy and Min puts a mush of ice cream and Hershey's syrup in their bottles and we watch The Worst That Could Happen, a half hour computer simulation of tragedies that have never actually occurred but theoretically could. A kid gets hit by a train and flies into a zoo, where he's eaten by wolves. A man cuts his hand off chopping wood and while he's wandering around screaming for help is picked up by a tornado and dropped on a preschool during recess and lands on a pregnant teacher."
Author: George Saunders
19. "Couldn't start the morning without caffeine."
Author: Ginnifer Goodwin
20. "If you want to lower your risk of Parkinson's disease, caffeine is protective to some extent; nobody knows why. Head injuries are bad for you. They lead to Parkinson's disease."
Author: Gregory Petsko
21. "People who drink four or more cups of coffee a day - it doesn't matter whether it is caffeinated or decaffeinated - have a reduction in Type 2 diabetes, or a reduced incidence of Type 2 diabetes, of about fifty percent. The same with Parkinson's, although there it is more related to the caffeine."
Author: Gregory Stock
22. "Anger - a better alternative to caffeine."
Author: Ilona Andrews
23. "Julie Seagle: A typical espresso only has 1/3 the caffeine of a regular-size cup of coffee, so all you snobs can bite me. I can out-caffeine you any day. Of course, I can't pretend to be a giant using a non-giant's cup, but I'll deal."
Author: Jessica Park
24. "Sleep is just a good idea. I bow to the god caffeine."
Author: Jo Ann Mapson
25. "A companion on a caffeine high will wake me up just as well, without the aftertaste."
Author: Jodi Meadows
26. "Actually caffeine is too hard on my system. I'm a delicate boy from Plano, Texas."
Author: John Benjamin Hickey
27. "...as jittery as a caffeine addict outside a closed Starbucks."
Author: Karen Robards
28. "Myth: Caffeine doesn't effect vampiresTruth: True, but I guess it doesn't matter, since you don't get tired anyway."
Author: Kimberly Pauley
29. "I sipped my own coffee, heavy on the sugar and cream, trying to make up for the late work the night before. Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups."
Author: Laurell K. Hamilton
30. "The Reacher brothers' need for caffeine makes heroin addiction look like an amusing little take-it-or-leave-it sideline."
Author: Lee Child
31. "I used to drink tons of caffeine. Now I make smoothies with frozen berries and Green Vibrance health powder."
Author: Leighton Meester
32. "I do high heels better post-caffeine."
Author: Lisa Renee Jones
33. "Band of Skulls is joining Cage the Elephant as my new musical caffeine."
Author: Michael Koryta
34. "Swinging the door open, I took a sip. All of the coffee in the world wouldn't help if more visitors showed up at my door this early in the morning but the caffeine fortification was a bonus. The delivery guy pushed his clipboard at me. I held up my cup and raided my eyebrows.We had an entire conversation in the next seven seconds with our eyes and eyebrows.I told him that I wasn't giving up my coffee for his delivery. He told me that if I'd just sign on the damned dotted line he would get the hell out of here.I replied in turn that if he'd hold the clipboard instead of shoving it at me (I threw in a nod here for good measure), I'd sign the damned line.He finally sighed, turned the clipboard around and held the pen out.I braced the door with my hip, grabbed the pen and scrawled Wilma Flinstone on the paper."
Author: Nicole Hamlett
35. "But not really needing to be rescued sort of makes being rescued more exciting,you know.""No,I don't know," Keeley snapped. "Go to school,Mo.I've got mucking out to do.""I'm going,I'm going. Sheesh. You must be low on the caffeine intake this morning.I'll come by later to see how the gelding's doing.I've got a kind of vested interest,you know? See you."
Author: Nora Roberts
36. "Bleary-eyed one morning, with caffeine still missing from my system, I fumbled my way along the dusty path to the guest tents, calling out ‘Good morning!' in as cheery a voice as the hour would allow (it was barely after five o'clock, and the sun had only just cracked the horizon). I heard a rhythmic thumping, getting rapidly louder, and I turned to find 1,600 pounds of pissed-off cow bearing down on me. Clearly it disagreed with my assessment of the morning."
Author: Peter Allison
37. "I don't like coffee but I need caffeine."
Author: Preet Bharara
38. "If you need to feel wide awake directly after having a short nap, drink a cup of coffee or other caffeinated drink just before dozing off. The caffeine will start to work its magic about twenty-five minutes later – just as you are waking up."
Author: Richard Wiseman
39. "Either the kid was naturally hyper or he was hopped up on enough caffeine to give a heart attack to a water buffalo."
Author: Rick Riordan
40. "Sugar and caffeine. My willpower crumbled."
Author: Rick Riordan
41. "The mind of a writer can be a truly terrifying thing. Isolated, neurotic, caffeine-addled, crippled by procrastination, consumed by feelings of panic, self-loathing, and soul-crushing inadequacy. And that's on a good day."[Academy Award ceremony, March 2, 2014]"
Author: Robert De Niro
42. "My major vice is sarcasm with a side of caffeine addiction."
Author: Rosemary Clement Moore
43. "He glanced over at me. 'Scared? Of Reggie? What, she thinks he might force her to give up caffeine for real or something?''No,' I said.'Of what, then?' he asked.I paused, only just now realizing that the subject was hitting a little close to home. 'You know, getting hurt. Putting herself out there, opening up to someone.''Yeah,' he said, adding some cheese straws to the car, but risk is just part of relationships. Sometimes they work, sometimes they don't.'I picked up a box of cheese straws, examinig it. 'Yeah,' I said. 'But it's not all about chance, either.''Meaning what?' he asked, taking the box from me and adding the rest.'Just that, if you know ahead of time that there might an issue that dooms everything- like, say, you're incredibly controlling and independent, like Harriet- maybe it's better to acknowledge that and not waste your time. Or someone else's."
Author: Sarah Dessen
44. "Settle down, pup. I ain't had my caffeine yet." – Sundown"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
45. "It's the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days"
Author: Tim Minchin
46. "I am 100 percent in favor of the intelligent use of drugs, and 1,000 percent against the thoughtless use of them, whether caffeine or LSD. And drugs are not central to my life."
Author: Timothy Leary
47. "American coffee can be a pale solution served at a temperature of 100degrees centigrade in plastic thermos cups, usually obligatory in railroadstations for purposes of genocide, whereas coffee made with an Americanpercolator, such as you find in private houses or in humble luncheonettes,served with eggs and bacon, is delicious, fragrant, goes down like purespring water, and afterwards causes severe palpitations, because one cupcontains more caffeine than four espressos."
Author: Umberto Eco
48. "Free caffeine and sugar, a recipe for making friends."
Author: Victoria Schwab
49. "I reached for a Coca-Cola."Want some?" I asked."I do not drink caffeine," he said."Wow, you make me look like a bad girl; that's hard to do."He cracked a big smile for the first time I'd seen, and a huge dimple appeared in his right cheek. A butterfly wing flapped in my stomach. I turned my attention back to the drinks, fumbling a little for a cup."Don't let me pressure you," I said. "I was only kidding. We don't need you all hyped up on caffeine. How about ginger ale instead?""Is that drink not only for upset stomachs?"
Author: Wendy Higgins
50. "I'm not really allowed to drink a lot of caffeine, because I'm 11."
Author: Willow Shields

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