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1. "All the tiny things made this mammoth union up, all the times he had picked her up from Sutherland station, made her chicken salad rolls and brought her a Lipton's iced tea, called her about Sunday and fixed Nina's shed door hinge, held her and not fucked her when she was dying with period pain, thought of what she said last night and made something of it the following afternoon, all these unspectacular deposits of love he had made and they were the currency, earning enough to have her see that he was nothing but the right one."
Author: Brendan Cowell
2. "You cannot make chicken salad out of Chicken shit."
Author: Edward Thomas
3. "We ordered food a few hours ago and worked through dinner. I had pasta with chicken, whileKate preferred a turkey club with fries on the side. Much as I hate to admit it, I'm impressed.Obviously, she doesn't subscribe to the "I can only eat salads in front of the opposite sex" rule ofthumb a lot of chicks swear by. Who gave women that idea? Like a guy's going to say to his friend,"Dude, she was one fugly chick, but once I saw her chomping that romaine, I just had to nail her."
Author: Emma Chase
4. "You can't set a hen in one morning and have chicken salad for lunch."
Author: George M. Humphrey
5. "Whoa!" he says with a smile. The wrinkles at the corners of his eyes deepen. "Chicken salad a la George Orwell!"
Author: Haruki Murakami
6. "Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor."
Author: Helen Rowland
7. "I left Chicago many years ago to move to California. You can't help but live a healthy lifestyle here if you want to fit in. I find myself eating chicken and salad and chicken and salad and salad and chicken, like a monk."
Author: James Belushi
8. "I eat a lot of chicken with salad or salmon with salad."
Author: Jennifer Ellison
9. "I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad."
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson
10. "I don't drink milk, and I don't eat bread, pasta or rice. But I eat a lot of meat, chicken, fish and salads."
Author: Mikhail Baryshnikov
11. "Daisy looked up at him with the kind of expression that Jesus might have given someone who has just explained that he was probably allergic to bread and fishes so 'could he possibly do him a quick chicken salad?' There was pity in that expression along with almost infinite compassion."
Author: Neil Gaiman
12. "Call it crazy, or just chicken salad."
Author: Sarah Dessen
13. "Call it chicken salad"
Author: Sarah Dessen
14. "I like to cook simple things, like vegetable egg-white omelets; roast chicken; sauteed chicken breast with curry powder; and Greek salad. Just things that are fresh and healthy and fast and easy, because I have such a crazy schedule."
Author: Sasha Cohen
15. "I said, "I'll take the T-bone steak."A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow."And I looked up and realizedThe waitress was a cow.I cried, "Mistake--forget the the steak.I'll take the chicken then."I heard a cluck--'twas just my luckThe busboy was a hen.I said, "Okay no, fowl today.I'll have the seafood dish."Then I saw through the kitchen doorThe cook--he was a fish.I screamed, "Is there anyone workin' hereWho's an onion or a beet?No? Your're sure? Okay then friends,A salad's what I'll eat."They looked at me. "Oh,no," they said,"The owner is a cabbage head."
Author: Shel Silverstein

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