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1. "In a serious relationship, I will definitely write music about a guy. I'm totally into mix tapes and I'm all about small little things. I'll drop by their door and just leave a gift or come over if they're sick and make them chicken noodle soup and rent a DVD and play board games. I think those little things mean a lot to someone."
Author: Aly Michalka
2. "The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup."
Author: Bob Hope
3. "When a baby comes you can smell two things: the smell of flesh, which smells like chicken soup, and the smell of lilies, the flower of another garden, the spiritual garden."
Author: Carlos Santana
4. "I always think if you have to cook once, it should feed you twice. If you're going to make a big chicken and vegetable soup for lunch on Monday, you stick it in the refrigerator and it's also for Wednesday's dinner."
Author: Curtis Stone
5. "When I arrived at Campbell on January 8, 2001, the company had lost half its market value in the prior year. They had to cut costs to the point where they were literally taking the chicken out of chicken noodle soup and the product was no longer competitive."
Author: Douglas Conant
6. "It was the Senator's opinion that a good, peppery chicken soup could cure anything, even childbirth, so he cooked up a nice batch for Stanley Thomas's wife."
Author: Elizabeth Gilbert
7. "A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."
Author: Henny Youngman
8. "Secret to what?""Secret to shutting you up," he said. "I just have to beat you till you're half-dead, then give you chicken soup and"--he raised his hands--"blessed silence."
Author: Ilona Andrews
9. "As for real chicken soup, I have it once or twice a week."
Author: Jack Canfield
10. "I worked from 10 p.m. until 1 a.m. every night for a year to write the first 'Chicken Soup for the Soul' book."
Author: Jack Canfield
11. "In an effort to get people to lookinto each other's eyes more,and also to appease the mutes,the government has decidedto allot each person exactly one hundred and sixty-seven words, per day.When the phone rings, I put it to my ear without saying hello. In the restaurant I point at chicken noodle soup.I am adjusting well to the new way.Late at night, I call my long distance lover, proudly say I only used fifty-nine today. I saved the rest for you.When she doesn't respond,I know she's used up all her words, so I slowly whisper I love youthirty-two and a third times.After that, we just sit on the line and listen to each other breathe.-Jeffrey McDaniel, "The Quiet World" from The Forgiveness Parade. Copyright © 1998 by Jeffrey McDaniel. Reprinted with the permission of Manic D Press.-"
Author: Jeffrey McDaniel
12. "Sink," I mumbled."What?" the nurse asked."I think she said ‘drink,'" Preya said."Sink!" I yelled.They hurried me to the small washing area near the rear of the clinic just in time for the stainless steel sink to catch the chicken soup that refused to stay eaten. I heaved and heaved until I had nothingleft to heave, and then some. Preya held up my hair while the nurse rubbed circles on my back. My entire body convulsed. After the trembling stopped, I lifted the tap and washed out my mouth."When did I eat carrots?"
Author: Kate Evangelista
13. "My music is the chicken soup kind. I want people to get a good feeling in their soul from these songs. Roots rock, heartland rock...whatever you want to call it is OK with me."
Author: Kate Voegele
14. "One of the most illustrious astrophysicists in the world had not only reviewed my son's theory but had validated it. That, I can tell you, was a chicken soup moment in a class all its own."
Author: Kristine Barnett
15. "Come on, it's an American tradition. Apple soup? Mom's homemade chicken pie?' She chuckled in spite of herself, then winced. 'It's apple pie and Mom's homemade chicken soup. But you didn't do badly, for a start."
Author: L.J. Smith
16. "Feeling better?" he asked."As warm as chicken-apple soup.""I'm never going to hear the end of that, am I?"
Author: L.J. Smith
17. "The Bread of Life is still better than Chicken Soup for the Soul."
Author: M.J. McGuire
18. "I eat the same foods almost every day. I have my favorites like Filipino beef broth, chicken soup with lots and lots of rice."
Author: Manny Pacquiao
19. "Chicken Soup for the Soul". You've heard of these books, am I right? We've all heard of them. But I wonder if you're aware of just how many "Chicken Soup" books exist on the planet. No offense, but I doubt it. I doubt it because in the time it would take you to come up with a number, the number would have become obsolete. Even as you read this, in some quiet, fecund place, another "Chicken Soup" book is being born."
Author: Marisa De Los Santos
20. "Each month is gay,Each season nice,When eatingChicken soupWith rice"
Author: Maurice Sendak
21. "Motherhood is when eating chicken soup; the kids get the chicken and you get the soup and you would still feel happily stuffed."
Author: Sandra Chami Kassis
22. "My favorite healthy foods are Jamaican chicken soup, Jamaican chicken stew peas, Jamaican brown stew chicken, plantains and banana chips."
Author: Sanya Richards Ross
23. "You ever see Willy Wonka? You know that part where the girl eats an everlasting gobstopper sweet and it tastes of everything? Like chicken soup and roast beef and blueberry pie all rolled into one? Well, that's exactly what Shapeshifter blood tastes like..."
Author: Sarah Alderson
24. "Well, we broke up shortly after that. And when we were breaking up she told me she had faked all her climaxes. Now, I don't mind that so much as the idea that she might have faked the laughter over the chicken, the grapefruit jars and the pea soup."
Author: Spalding Gray
25. "Love is dope, not chicken soup."
Author: Tom Robbins

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