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1. "I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks."
Author: Bam Margera
2. "Das Schicksal des Menschen ist der Mensch."
Author: Bertolt Brecht
3. "I had a deeper understanding that no matter what situation would come my way, I would be in the hands of the Lord, and he would rescue me. I felt ashamed and guilty for how I'd complained to the Lord, but he was patient and loving to me, not treating me as I deserved, but gently helping me like an eagle tending her baby chicks."
Author: Brother Yun
4. "My jeans, the ones I got from the teen section, the ones made for chicks. And I look fucking perfect in them."
Author: C.M. Stunich
5. "Das Schicksal lauert immer gleich um die Ecke - wie ein Dieb, eine Nutte oder ein Losverkäufer, seine drei trivialsten Verkörperungen.Hausbesuche macht es hingegen keine. Man muß sich schon zu ihm bemühen."
Author: Carlos Ruiz Zafón
6. "Men often think it's the bad boys who get the hot chicks. But I'm living proof that the good guys win."
Author: Carson Daly
7. "How'd you sleep?""Like I was in paradise.""I have no problems with you calling my body paradise. Do me a favor and spread the word. Chicks love that shit."
Author: Cassie Mae
8. "What?" Eric shook his head. "Angel Moreno is into talking to chicks now? When did you turn into a total wuss?"Angel shrugged, and took another bite of his food. He avoided looking at Eric; suddenly not sure he wanted to talk about it. "I don't know, dude, she's just cool to hang with, I guess."Eric nodded, as if he got it. "So, you're not into her? I thought she was pretty hot.""I'm into her, you ass, just ‘cause I didn't bone her the first night. Not all girls are like that, you know."Eric grinned. "So, you did get shot down."
Author: Elizabeth Reyes
9. "We ordered food a few hours ago and worked through dinner. I had pasta with chicken, whileKate preferred a turkey club with fries on the side. Much as I hate to admit it, I'm impressed.Obviously, she doesn't subscribe to the "I can only eat salads in front of the opposite sex" rule ofthumb a lot of chicks swear by. Who gave women that idea? Like a guy's going to say to his friend,"Dude, she was one fugly chick, but once I saw her chomping that romaine, I just had to nail her."
Author: Emma Chase
10. "In allem aber möchte ich zum Wesen dringen.Beim Werk, beim Suchen eines Wegs,In Herzens Ringen.Zum Wesen der Vergangenheit,Es aufzufinden,Bis zu den Wurzeln, bis zum Kern, Bis zu den Gründen.Und will die Schicksalsfäden klugZusammenstecken,Will denken, fühlen, lieben undStets neu entdecken(Boris Pasternak)"
Author: Fabio Volo
11. "And at one point (cough) walking into a chicks knife (cough), he'd finally won.'I'm king of the world, bitches. Come in here and bask in my glory.' His voice echoed through the foyer, expectant eager.-Strider"
Author: Gena Showalter
12. "…and to all you other cats and chicks out there, sweet or otherwise, buried deep in wordy tombs, who never yet have walked from off the page, a shake and a hug and a kiss and a drink. Cheers!"
Author: Gilbert Sorrentino
13. "Wenn einen das Schicksal nicht zum Lachen bringt, dann hat man den Witz nicht kapiert."
Author: Gregory David Roberts
14. "Er hat mich meinem Schicksal überlassen, eines schönen Morgens, als er ging. (Edith Piaf)"
Author: Guillaume Musso
15. "He said, 'Yeah, but will I get chicks? In truckloads?"
Author: Ilona Andrews
16. "Charakter ist Schicksal. Historie ist Gott."
Author: J.M. Coetzee
17. "Chicks dig winners. That's why I create my own awards for me to win."
Author: Jarod Kintz
18. "I can't deal with high maintenance chicks."
Author: Jeremy London
19. "I know it sounds lame, but I have to dig the way you think, and I have to feel you get me. My whole fucking life, I pretended I could relate to chicks so I could get into their pants. Then once I got in, all I wanted was out again."
Author: Jerry Stahl
20. "Natalie from the Dixie Chicks could have said what she said before 9-11 and no one would have cared."
Author: John Mellencamp
21. "Zachary's mother, Lucy, waylaid him on the third-floor landing and offered, unsolicited, her opinion that the Traumatics had been the kind of adolescently posturing, angst-mongering boy group that never interested her. Then she waited, with parted lips and a saucy challenge in her eyes, to see how her presence --the drama of being her-- was registering. In the way of such chicks, she seemed convinced of the originality of her provocation. Katz had encountered, practically verbatim, the same provocation a hundred times before, which put him in the ridiculous position now of feeling bad for being unable to pretend to be provoked: of pitying Lucy's doughty little ego, its floatation on a sea of aging-female insecurity. He doubted he could get anywhere with her even if he felt like trying, but he knew that her pride would be hurt if he didn't make at least a token effort to be disagreeable. (p. 194)"
Author: Jonathan Franzen
22. "Wysoko na niebie biala chmura formuje sie w ksztalt swastyki (...)Znak opatrznosci!?(Droben am Himmel formt sich eine weiße Wolke zum Hakenkreuz. Ein Zeichen des Schicksals?)"
Author: Joseph Goebbels
23. "With the Book hitching rides, hiding on people, guess we're all going to be dressing like skanks for a while, huh? Skintight or skin. Dude, everybody's everything's gonna be hanging out, and some o' those fat chicks at the abbey are gonna gross my eyeballs right outta my head. Muffin tops and camel toes, gah!"
Author: Karen Marie Moning
24. "It always pisses me off when I'm calling in to some Morning Zoo radio show to promote God-only-knows what—probably this book, so get ready, I'm comin'—when the DJ actually tries to convince me that there are as many female comics as male ones. Cue hypermasculine Morning Zoo Hacky McGee voice: "So Kath, I don't know what you chicks are always complaining about." To which I respond: "Really? Why don't you call your local comedy club and ask for the Saturday night lineup? I guarantee you the male to female ratio is going to be about nine to one. You dick-wad."
Author: Kathy Griffin
25. "Every time I jerked off over the past few days, I thought about you. Forget the chicks—I'm going with the dicks. Well," he made a face, "one dick, I mean. My own private dick. Start off slow, you know, and then build up to the orgies."Rhodes brought his lips down onto Wash's smiling mouth. "My dick," Rhodes growled against the curve of Wash's lips. "And my dick only. Remember that."
Author: Katie Allen
26. "You're just a young kid. What are you doin' here? You oughta be out in a convertible, why… bird-doggin' chicks and bangin' beaver. What are ya doin' here, for Christ's sake? What's funny about that? Jesus, I mean, you guys do nothin' but complain about how you can't stand it in this place here and then you haven't got the guts just to walk out!"
Author: Ken Kesey
27. "Der Kreis des Blutes Vollendung findet,Der Stein der Weisen die Ewigkeit bindet.Im Kleid der Jugend wächst neue Kraft,Bringt dem, der den Zauber trägt, unsterbliche Macht.Doch achte, wenn der zwölfte Stern geht auf,Das Schicksal des Irdischen nimmt seinen Lauf.Die Jugend schmilzt, die Eiche ist geweihtDem Untergang in Erdenzeit.Nur wenn der zwölfte Stern erbleicht,Der Adler auf ewig sein Ziel erreicht.Drum wisse, ein Stern verglüht vor Liebe gequält,Wenn sein Niedergang ist frei gewählt."
Author: Kerstin Gier
28. "Dudes know I'm not a threat. Chicks know I'm not a threat."
Author: Kevin Smith
29. "Right so, I like girls. And I've liked ‘em all my life. I was a marine. I've shot a gun. I own five of them, guns that is. I watch the Nuggets, Avs, Broncos and Rockies. I've never in my life worn a skirt. I wear a sports bra because with these babies," she circled her bosoms with a pointed finger before dropping her hand to the checkout desk, "I got no choice. God saw fit to grant me an A cup, no way. Since I'm a C, I'm fucked. I have never worn mascara. I do not own a blow dryer. And I get off on goin' down on chicks. Now which one, you or me, has more in common with Chace Keaton?"
Author: Kristen Ashley
30. "The bartender's eyes went beyond me to the Rock Chicks and he said, "Eleven screaming orgasms, comin' right up." Phew. All right, fine. That wasn't so hard. I could do this. I could buy shots for the girls."
Author: Kristen Ashley
31. "Amazingly, he smiled at me. "You're bossy." His pupils were still huge, but a little color had begun to come back into his face, especially along his cheekbones. "I like bossy chicks."
Author: Lili St. Crow
32. "Perfect. This place was perfect. I stepped into the chick pen. "Hey guys." I crouched and reached for the chicks. They swarmed away from me, making me laugh. "You little jerks. You're all fat. You're all going to be ugly in about a month, all scrawny and gray. Come here."
Author: M. Pierce
33. "The only reason i love the courage of these individuals is that they take their family members as astray chicks, and the reason i don't want to belong to this category is because those chicks are far more important to me than trivial wealth and fame."
Author: Michael Bassey Johnson
34. "There is a proverbial saying chiefly concerned with warning against too closely calculating the numerical value of un-hatched chicks."
Author: Neil Gaiman
35. "Winter was usually the slow season at the menagerie, with so many of the animals hibernating, but that year I was busier than a hen with a double set of chicks."
Author: Patricia C. Wrede
36. "I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy."
Author: Pauly Shore
37. "I love biker chicks!"
Author: Paz De La Huerta
38. "The automatic, fixed-action patterns of these animals work very well the great majority of the time. For example, because only healthy, normal turkey chicks make the peculiar sound of baby turkeys, it makes sense for mother turkeys to respond maternally to that single "cheep-cheep" noise."
Author: Robert B. Cialdini
39. "Stamp: "Fine Maddy, Whatever. Take your little punk loser to the dance. I don't need you, Maddy. I can ask two dozen, three dozen chicks right now to go with me." Maddy: "Well then," I guess you better start stocking up on corsages."
Author: Rusty Fischer
40. "What freaking year were you born in? You can't be much younger than me. They had all of those shows about Amazon chicks and Greek gods, gladiators. . .""You watched shows about Amazons and Greek gods." It was more of a flat statement than a question."Screw you. Them bitches were fierce.""You're a bizarre person.""Says the guy in the bodysuit."Mr. Greek's mouth sunk at the sides. "It's protective armor.""Like I fucking said."
Author: Santino Hassell
41. "Did I mention how cute you look in my clothes?"Blushing I just look at what I'm wearing and laugh. "Chicks Dig me? And Sponge Bob boxers?""Chicks do dig me! And Sponge Bob is a great cartoon in your world."
Author: Sara Daniell
42. "Weißt du, welchen Fehler man immer wieder macht? Den, zu glauben, das Leben sei unwandelbar und wenn man einmal einen Weg eingeschlagen habe, müsse man ihn auch bis zum Ende gehen. Das Schicksal hat viel mehr Fantasie als wir.Gerade, wenn du glaubst, du befändest dich in einer ausweglosen Situation, wenn du den Gipfel höchster Verzweiflung erreichst, verändert sich mit der Geschwindigkeit eines Windstoßes alles, dreht sich und plötzlich lebst du unvermutet ein neues Leben"
Author: Susanna Tamaro
43. "Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks."
Author: Tim Dorsey
44. "Der Afrikanismus ist das Vehikel, durch das sich das amerikanische Ich als nicht versklavt, sondern frei erfährt, als nicht abstoßend, sondern begehrenswert, nicht hilflos, sondern priviligiert und mächtig, nicht geschichtslos sondern geschichtlich, nicht verdammt, sondern unschuldig, nicht ein blinder Zufall der Evolution, sondern fortschrittliche Erfüllung eines Schicksal."
Author: Toni Morrison
45. "...chicks are naturally attracted to the scent of badass"
Author: Trish Doller
46. "Früher dachte ich, dass die Leute sich irgendwann verlieben und dann bei dem Menschen landen, zu dem das Schicksal sie verschlagen hat, und das war's dann. Vielleicht stimmt das für den Anfang, aber es stimmt nicht für das hier, nicht für das jetzt.Ich habe mich in ihn verliebt. Aber ich bleibe nicht gedankenlos und automatisch bei ihm, als hätte ich keine Alternative. Ich bleibe bei ihm, weil ich mich dafür entscheide - jeden Tag, wenn ich die Augen aufschlagen, jeden Tag, wenn wir uns in Lügen verstricken, streiten oder enttäuschen. Ich entscheide mich immer wieder aufs Neue für ihn, und er entscheidet sich für mich."
Author: Veronica Roth
47. "They grind their hips toward each other, and I wonder why the slightest bit of booze turns chicks into lesbos."
Author: Victoria Scott
48. "Denn ohne Religion, ohne theologische Bindung kann die Literatur das Göttliche umschreiben schaffen, nicht aber ohne die diabolische Beschreibung der menschlichen Leidenschaften und den umenschlichen Schicksals. Ohne das Himmelreich, ohne Phantasie und Schönheit kann ein politische Regime regieren, nicht aber ohne die Verhängung von Höllenstrafen, nicht ohne einen „Teufel in Menschengestalt" (Jude, Nigger, Kulturbolschewist, Trotzkist)…"
Author: Walter Mehring
49. "You know a lot of times you'll find girls in a club are jaded to the other girls in the club. There's a nasty vibe between the chicks in the club. It's like a pretty girl can't look at another pretty girl and say Wow she's pretty."
Author: Willa Ford
50. "Wer die Geschichte ignoriert, wird zum Wiederholungstäter. Aber auch wer die Geschichte kennt, kann dasselbe Schicksal erleiden, wenn er sie ausschließlich in seinem Sinne interpretiert."
Author: Yanko Tsvetkov

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