Top Chinese Kung Fu Quotes

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Favorite Chinese Kung Fu Quotes

1. "Yeah, that's right, Lash. Because I'm Chinese I have a deep-seated need to nosh house pets. Now why don't you let him in before my inner Chinaman forces me to kung-fu your bitch ass."
Author: Christopher Moore
2. "I did learn Chinese kung-fu in a school for a short time, but I couldn't afford to pay for long-term learning."
Author: Stephen Chow

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Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home."
Author: Chelsea Handler

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