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1. "The Boov frowned. 'Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work. If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?"
Author: Adam Rex
2. "Say something, Jess. Say anything. And just when I'm about to think of what I should say next, my mouth goes into whacked overdrive like I'm possessed. "The graphic art in Clone Wars is my favorite," I say. "I love how they drew the characters. You know—how everything looks so angular and—" My words tangle and freeze when my brain finally arrives to shut it down. Say something but NOT THAT, you psycho! "Clone Wars. Love it, do I? Yesss." He's actually responded in a Yoda voice! I blink. His eyes are kind, sparkling with laughter and still, all too green. Yoda green!"
Author: Anne Eliot
3. "One of the fellows called me 'Cyclone' but finally shortened it to 'Cy' and its been that ever since."
Author: Cy Young
4. "I would kill the clone. That would be my first response."
Author: Elizabeth Perkins
5. "When we have learnt to call storms, storms, and death, death, and birth, birth, when we have mastered the sailor's horn-book and Mr Piddington's law of cyclones, Ellis's anatomy and Lewer's midwifery, we have already made ourself half blind. We have become hypnotized by words and names. We think in words and names, not in ideas; the commonplace has triumphed, the true intellect is half crushed."
Author: Henry De Vere Stacpoole
6. "Plagiarism, is like a fatal plague which has engulfed our generation and culminated impersonate clones. sad but true.. a caricature has replaced Mona Lisa."
Author: Himmilicious
7. "Startled, she said, "Oh, I thought you were somebody else." "No," I said, "I'm not somebody else—but my clone is.""
Author: Jarod Kintz
8. "How to duplicate yourself: hang out with the same people and say the same things all the time. The you of today is a clone of the you from yesterday."
Author: Jarod Kintz
9. "I told the Nicks I had to nix their idea. I mean it's silly. Why would I name all my clones Nick Name? If I did that, what would their nicknames be?"
Author: Jarod Kintz
10. "If I were a mad scientist, I'd use a brick in an angry way. And if I were a mad scientist, I'd use it in a diabolically clever way. Probably I'd use the brick, in conjunction with a blanket, to create an army of clones to take over Wall Street—and therefore the world."
Author: Jarod Kintz
11. "When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future."
Author: Jarod Kintz
12. "I worry about identity theft. What's to stop somebody from cloning me to drain the cash from my bank account? And it'd be just as easy for my clone to pretend to be me as it is for me to pretend to be me."
Author: Jarod Kintz
13. "Being sociable is a skill you can learn. It's like throwing a spiral, riding a bicycle, or murdering your clone's lover, who also happens to be your girlfriend."
Author: Jarod Kintz
14. "If my clone were a painter, he'd be an impressionist."
Author: Jarod Kintz
15. "Don't be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you, and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%." This is the speech I've prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I'm spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones."
Author: Jarod Kintz
16. "And if I had a clone of myself, I'd seriously consider giving up my crime fighting to settle down in a serious relationship. Even though it would be a same sex relationship, dating your own clone definitely isn't gay. And even though you are related to yourself, dating your own clone is not incest either. It's merely self-love. It's more like masturbation mixed with conversation. How many times have you longed for a talking penis?"
Author: Jarod Kintz
17. "She said, "You disgust me. How do you live with yourself?" So I said, "Like I live with my clone: with many pats on the back, accompanied by high flattery."
Author: Jarod Kintz
18. "If I were alone with my clone, and we were enjoying each others' solitude, I'd have finally have met a man with whom I could hold a conversation consisting entirely of the repetitive response, "Yes, I agree!"
Author: Jarod Kintz
19. "To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone."
Author: Jarod Kintz
20. "A clone's most valuable function would be as a gift giver, because who else but you knows exactly what you want? Only your clone. And besides being the perfect gift, it'd also be a surprise, because it's not like you bought your own gift."
Author: Jarod Kintz
21. "I made myself an "I Love Jennifer" jacket out of my old "I Love Jenn" jacket. Two girls, one continuous love. The I Love Jennifer is a little off-center, but then so am I. Better than being self-centered, as my clone would probably say."
Author: Jarod Kintz
22. "There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."
Author: Jarod Kintz
23. "I had an out-of-body experience so strange that it felt normal. You see, my soul, or essence, had left my body and went and inhabited the body of my clone. So I wasn't in my body, and yet I was. Or maybe none of that happened, and I was just in a delirious, sleep-deprived state."
Author: Jarod Kintz
24. "My goal is to have the most and the best of what I desire. And since I desire clones, I have to be the best me first."
Author: Jarod Kintz
25. "I killed my clone and I hid his body behind every mirror I'll ever step in front of. I'm always surprised to see him, and I never fail to brush his teeth or gaze at his decomposing body."
Author: Jarod Kintz
26. "I'd collaborate with my clones, because I'm a team player who wants all the credit."
Author: Jarod Kintz
27. "I wish I could sculpt my shadow into my night clone, and it could be out earning me money while I slept, instead of being folded up neatly in my underwear drawer like it is now."
Author: Jarod Kintz
28. "As much as I want to make love to you, I'd rather make love to your clone."
Author: Jarod Kintz
29. "I want a billion people to know my name as well as they know their own. I want to clone myself to fame."
Author: Jarod Kintz
30. "I believe the love shared between two people shouldn't be secretly shared with a third. Not even if I am vacationing on the moon, and that third person is my clone."
Author: Jarod Kintz
31. "If there are two clones, one good and one evil, I can't kill on sight alone. It's the same with love. Some love hurts, and some love elevates, but as to which one is which, they are two sides to the same sandwich."
Author: Jarod Kintz
32. "I called to tell her I loved her, which was smart, because if I'd have done it in person, I'd have caught her with another man. I don't care if he was my clone, it isn't right and it pisses me off. I was backstabbed by myself."
Author: Jarod Kintz
33. "The thing that has impacted life on earth the most is life on mars. That's where the government is storing all my clones."
Author: Jarod Kintz
34. "My clones better not wear invisible cloaks. How am I supposed to find myself as a person if I can't even find my clones?"
Author: Jarod Kintz
35. "You can't be the best all the time. But that's what clones are for—to be you while you sleep."
Author: Jarod Kintz
36. "If I own a business, I work for myself. And if I have no revenue, I work for free. That's not slavery. That'll be the case when I employ 1,000,000,000 clones of myself. I won't pay them, but they are me, so it's not slavery."
Author: Jarod Kintz
37. "Clones fit in. Freaks stand out. Ask me which one I prefer."
Author: Joanne Harris
38. "I'd rather be a freak than a clone."
Author: Joanne Harris
39. "I just think TV is becoming more and more interesting in a way. Films are more and more derivative, you know, whether it's 'Transformers 2' or 'Shrek 5', or it's yet another iteration of another kind of clone of something else. It's a bit depressing in a way."
Author: Joe Abercrombie
40. "Well I've just been thinking, and don't youthink it's kind of, well, kind of vain, to decide weneed to make little clones of ourselves when theworlds already pretty overpopulated. It's just notpractical and kind of greedy."
Author: Jonathan Culver
41. "Like a cyclone, imperialism spins across the globe; militarism crushes peoples and sucks their blood like a vampire."
Author: Karl Liebknecht
42. "This may be impossible for you to believe," Colt said in a hushed voice, "but as recently as last year, I was a hyper, naive-albeit extremely good-looking-minor myself.""And now you're a persistent, outdoorsy, unshaven man-boy who cavorts with clones of your former self?"Colt plucked a round stone out of the water. "I prefer boy-man, but the rest of the sentence sounded fairly accurate."
Author: Karsten Knight
43. "The cyclone had set the house down gently, very gently – for a cyclone—in the midst of a country of marvelous beauty. There were lovely patches of green sward all about, with stately trees bearing rich and luscious fruits. Banks of gorgeous flowers were on every hand, and birds with rare and brilliant plumage sang and fluttered in the trees and bushes. A little way off was a small brook, rushing and sparkling along between green banks, and murmuring in a voice very grateful to a little girl who had lived so long on the dry, gray prairies."
Author: L. Frank Baum
44. "The nurse pointed out that identical twins were already clones in a sense, and Mother Emmanuel suggested that the soul to worry about belonged to the person who would have himself cloned at great expense when so many unwanted children were going hungry."
Author: Mark Salzman
45. "No one can tell the difference between a clone and a human. That's because there isn't any difference. The idea of clones being inferior is a filthy lie."
Author: Nancy Farmer
46. "Father says we are all Defects, in our way. Humans and clones. He says the word is really just a scare tactic to incite disobedient beings into subservience. He says that's all it really is—just a word."
Author: Rachel Cohn
47. "You start admiring someone who's famous for actually doing something---imagine that---and I swear to you I will buy you every item in her entire wardrobe. But over my own dead body will I spend my own time and money turning you into a clone of some brain-dead waste of skin who thinks the pinnacle of achievement is selling her wedding shots to a magazine."
Author: Tana French
48. "Cloning, wow. Who would have thought? There should be a list of people who can and cannot clone themselves."
Author: Ted Danson
49. "When you listen and read one thinker, you become a clone… two thinkers, you become confused… ten thinkers, you'll begin developing your own voice… two or three hundred thinkers, you become wise and develop your voice."
Author: Timothy Keller
50. "The year before, 279,000 Apple IIs were sold, compared to 240,000 IBM PCs and its clones."
Author: Walter Isaacson

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