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1. "If Nostradamus and Tiresias used gay magic to have a baby, and that baby grew up to make a lot of predictions about the destiny of clones – if that happened, then I would have a reason to convert to asexuality. As it is, I just kind of felt like not doing it."
Author: Benson Bruno
2. "The Super Constellations took three days to reach London [from Australia] and lacked the power or range to dodge most storms. When monsoons or cyclones were encountered, the pilots had no choice but to put on the seat belt signs and bounce through them. Even in normal conditions they flew at a height guaranteed to produce more or less constant turbulence. (Qantas called it, without evident irony, the Kangaroo Route.) It was, by any modern measure, an ordeal."
Author: Bill Bryson
3. "Imitation is the highest form of flattery, but clones kind of get it wrong because we are promoting individuality and being proud of being yourself."
Author: Brian Molko
4. "Our brain is a circuit board with neurons and terminals ready to be wired. We are born free, then programmed to obey our parents, to tell the truth, pass exams, pursue and achieve, love and propagate, age and fade unfulfilled and uncertain what it has all been for. We swallow the operating system with our mother's milk and sleepwalk into the forest of consumer illusion craving shoes, houses, cars, magazines, experiences that endorse our preconceived dreams and opinions. We grow into our parents. We becomes clones, robots, matchstick men thinking and saying the same, feeling the same, behaving the same, appreciating in books and films and art shows those things we already recognize and understand."
Author: Chloe Thurlow
5. "O amor se acumulou dentro de mim assumindo o volume arquitetural de diversos clones, cada um com sensibilidades e inteligências próprias."
Author: Filipe Russo
6. "Quantas vezes troquei de pele? Quantos exoesqueletos abandonei pelo caminho? Quantos clones siameses de mim em mim eu sacrifiquei em nome de minha sobrevivência?! Eu durmo com fantasmas e acordo com sombras, o que aconteceu volta em frases ou pesadelos."
Author: Filipe Russo
7. "Meus clones sobrevivem à base de canibalismo."
Author: Filipe Russo
8. "Cyclones cannot see you if you don't move""That's dinosaurs you crazy fruit bat!"
Author: G. Norman Lippert
9. "When we have learnt to call storms, storms, and death, death, and birth, birth, when we have mastered the sailor's horn-book and Mr Piddington's law of cyclones, Ellis's anatomy and Lewer's midwifery, we have already made ourself half blind. We have become hypnotized by words and names. We think in words and names, not in ideas; the commonplace has triumphed, the true intellect is half crushed."
Author: Henry De Vere Stacpoole
10. "Plagiarism, is like a fatal plague which has engulfed our generation and culminated impersonate clones. sad but true.. a caricature has replaced Mona Lisa."
Author: Himmilicious
11. "Love one person at a time, that's the motto I'll try to get my clones to live by."
Author: Jarod Kintz
12. "A mafia don could snap his fingers and somebody would snap my neck. But when I snap my fingers, people start dancing. Or at least my clones would."
Author: Jarod Kintz
13. "I told the Nicks I had to nix their idea. I mean it's silly. Why would I name all my clones Nick Name? If I did that, what would their nicknames be?"
Author: Jarod Kintz
14. "Aside from murder alibis and kinky sex, what good are clones?"
Author: Jarod Kintz
15. "If I were a mad scientist, I'd use a brick in an angry way. And if I were a mad scientist, I'd use it in a diabolically clever way. Probably I'd use the brick, in conjunction with a blanket, to create an army of clones to take over Wall Street—and therefore the world."
Author: Jarod Kintz
16. "If the people we're talking about are all my clones, then yes, I am a people person. I really do care. Ask me out or invite me in, and I'll say yes—especially if you are me."
Author: Jarod Kintz
17. "Don't be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you, and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%." This is the speech I've prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I'm spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones."
Author: Jarod Kintz
18. "In a brave and noble way, I want to sacrifice my life one day so that two of my clones can live."
Author: Jarod Kintz
19. "My baseball team is called the I Ams. Just me and my clones on the roster. We're devastating. Well, at least I am."
Author: Jarod Kintz
20. "My goal is to have the most and the best of what I desire. And since I desire clones, I have to be the best me first."
Author: Jarod Kintz
21. "I'd collaborate with my clones, because I'm a team player who wants all the credit."
Author: Jarod Kintz
22. "If there are two clones, one good and one evil, I can't kill on sight alone. It's the same with love. Some love hurts, and some love elevates, but as to which one is which, they are two sides to the same sandwich."
Author: Jarod Kintz
23. "On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones."
Author: Jarod Kintz
24. "Women get lonely, while men merely get horny. I should know, because I'd feel lonely even if I were surrounded by 11 clones of myself."
Author: Jarod Kintz
25. "I want to meet a woman named Sherry who only drinks brandy, and a woman named Brandy who only drinks sherry. Then I'll offer each one of them one magical night of sex with me, in the form of two of my clones."
Author: Jarod Kintz
26. "At my last birthday party I had fun and really let myself go. Literally. I opened the cages where I keep my clones and I let myself go, all 333 versions of myself."
Author: Jarod Kintz
27. "The thing that has impacted life on earth the most is life on mars. That's where the government is storing all my clones."
Author: Jarod Kintz
28. "I wouldn't even be the "world's sexiest man" if the planet were populated entirely by my clones."
Author: Jarod Kintz
29. "Can you be in love with more than one person and only one person at the same time? Yes, if you're in love with two clones."
Author: Jarod Kintz
30. "When I see a poor person I think of me, and then I think, maybe I should pay my clones for all the work they do for me. Then I think, nah, they're only slaves. Through my clones, I am a slave to myself."
Author: Jarod Kintz
31. "My clones better not wear invisible cloaks. How am I supposed to find myself as a person if I can't even find my clones?"
Author: Jarod Kintz
32. "You can't be the best all the time. But that's what clones are for—to be you while you sleep."
Author: Jarod Kintz
33. "If I own a business, I work for myself. And if I have no revenue, I work for free. That's not slavery. That'll be the case when I employ 1,000,000,000 clones of myself. I won't pay them, but they are me, so it's not slavery."
Author: Jarod Kintz
34. "Clones fit in. Freaks stand out. Ask me which one I prefer."
Author: Joanne Harris
35. "Well I've just been thinking, and don't youthink it's kind of, well, kind of vain, to decide weneed to make little clones of ourselves when theworlds already pretty overpopulated. It's just notpractical and kind of greedy."
Author: Jonathan Culver
36. "This may be impossible for you to believe," Colt said in a hushed voice, "but as recently as last year, I was a hyper, naive-albeit extremely good-looking-minor myself.""And now you're a persistent, outdoorsy, unshaven man-boy who cavorts with clones of your former self?"Colt plucked a round stone out of the water. "I prefer boy-man, but the rest of the sentence sounded fairly accurate."
Author: Karsten Knight
37. "I've missed London so much for its fashion. No disrespect to the girls in Manchester, but some really do look like clones - there's a lot of hair extensions and fake tans. You're free to experiment down here."
Author: Kaya Scodelario
38. "I haven't seen Clones, which has been during this period when I haven't seen much of anything, but I did see Phantom Menace, and see my feelings about it - see, first of all, I think that when you make a lot of movies, your attitude about the movies changes."
Author: Lawrence Kasdan
39. "Fashion faux pas should be celebrated. I enjoy them because it means we're not all clones."
Author: Linda Evangelista
40. "The nurse pointed out that identical twins were already clones in a sense, and Mother Emmanuel suggested that the soul to worry about belonged to the person who would have himself cloned at great expense when so many unwanted children were going hungry."
Author: Mark Salzman
41. "No one can tell the difference between a clone and a human. That's because there isn't any difference. The idea of clones being inferior is a filthy lie."
Author: Nancy Farmer
42. "Consumer culture is best supported by markets made up of sexual clones, men who want objects and women who want to be objects, and the object desired ever-changing, disposable, and dictated by the market. The beautiful object of consumer pornography has a built-in obsolescence, to ensure that as few men as possible will form a bond with one woman for years or for a lifetime, and to ensure that women's dissatisfaction with themselves will grow rather than diminish over time. Emotionally unstable relationships, high divorce rates, and a large population cast out into the sexual marketplace are good for business in a consumer economy. Beauty pornography is intent on making modern sex brutal and boring and only as deep as a mirror's mercury, anti-erotic for both men and women."
Author: Naomi Wolf
43. "I actually made a website called Y2 Combinator, which was the Y Combinator that starts Y Combinator clones. There's a very clear difference in the quality between the companies that come from YC and the companies that don't."
Author: Patrick Collison
44. "Father says we are all Defects, in our way. Humans and clones. He says the word is really just a scare tactic to incite disobedient beings into subservience. He says that's all it really is—just a word."
Author: Rachel Cohn
45. "When cyclones tear up Oklahoma and hurricanes swamp Alabama and wildfires scorch Texas, you come to us, the rest of the country, for billions of dollars to recover. And the damage that your polluters and deniers are doing doesn't just hit Oklahoma and Alabama and Texas. It hits Rhode Island with floods and storms."
Author: Sheldon Whitehouse
46. "Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio, and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody's high!"
Author: Stephen Colbert
47. "You were talking about the wind," the Fillyjonk said suddenly. "A wind that carries off your washing. But I'm speaking about cyclones. Typhoons, Gaffsie dear. Tornadoes, whirlwinds, sandstorms... Flood waves that carry houses away... But most of all I'm talking about myself and my fears, even if I know that's not done. I know everything will turn out badly. I think about that all the time. Even while I'm washing my carpet. Do you understand that? Do you feel the same way?"
Author: Tove Jansson
48. "Differences were what made up the human race, similarities were what made up drones and clones."
Author: Vicktor Alexander
49. "The year before, 279,000 Apple IIs were sold, compared to 240,000 IBM PCs and its clones."
Author: Walter Isaacson

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