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1. "No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader."
Author: Adam Carolla
2. "Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart."
Author: Adrian Edmondson
3. "You say you're a comedian, you always have to be on guard."
Author: Anthony Anderson
4. "I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion."
Author: Anthony Anderson
5. "Louis C. K. is one of my all time favorite standup comedians."
Author: Aubrey Plaza
6. "Being a comedian is an incredible thing, but it can be scary sometimes."
Author: Bill Burr
7. "I love Dallas, Austin and Houston. Why? Because some of the best comedians, like Bill Hicks and Sam Kinison, started their careers in Texas, and because the crowds there are comedy-educated."
Author: Bobby Lee
8. "Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career."
Author: Chris Rock
9. "I used to have a theory actually that, if you've had a good childhood, a good marriage and a little bit of money in the bank, you're going to make a lousy comedian."
Author: David Steinberg
10. "Comedians talk to other comedians the way jazz musicians can talk to each other."
Author: David Steinberg
11. "Great Canadian comics are often outsiders and insiders at the same time. That's a great perspective for a comedian."
Author: David Steinberg
12. "To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it."
Author: Don Rickles
13. "Dick Van Dyke was my first idol. He's an amazing physical comedian, like a classic clown, but also very smart and not afraid to show vulnerability."
Author: Douglas Wood
14. "My only goal as a comedian was to stomp the life out of the model-minority myth."
Author: Eddie Huang
15. "Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed."
Author: Gabriel Iglesias
16. "I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
Author: George Carlin
17. "I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let me tell you, there's nothin' like it. It's a great feeling. Yeah, I know, you're thinking. 'Aw, he's a comedian. He's just sayin' that stuff.' Good. That's exactly what I want you to think."
Author: George Carlin
18. "A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them."
Author: Graham Norton
19. "El rostro del enano era tan feo y estaba tan inmóvil como siempre; no reflejaba nada de sus pensamientos. Precisamente estaba pensando en su perrito ahogado, Fino, y en el papagayo a quien habían retorcido el cuello, y se le ocurrió que él, como todos los seres, así animales como hombres, estaba permanentemente cerca de la mina, que en este mundo nada podemos prever ni saber como no sea la segura muerte. Pensaba en su padre, en la patria, y en toda su vida, y entonces una sonrisa burlona se extendió por su rostro, porque consideraba que casi siempre y en todas partes los sabios están al servicio de los necios y que la vida de casi todos los hombres bien puede compararse a una mala comedia."
Author: Hermann Hesse
20. "He who writes books that aim to convince is a comedian, too, just a comedian. What has he got to offer others, apart from chains, still more chains? Fiction never liberated anyone. No one ever brought anything back from voyages through dream worlds."
Author: J.M.G. Le Clézio
21. "Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers."
Author: Jack Black
22. "The women doing comedy do not even think of themselves as 'female' comedians."
Author: Jen Kirkman
23. "Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."
Author: Jim Butcher
24. "I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me."
Author: Jimmy Carr
25. "As a standup comedian, you have to develop a sense of fearlessness. It's really important for your livelihood and your well-being. And if you don't do that, you're going to fail; you're never going to be able to stand up on the cliff and jump off."
Author: John DiMaggio
26. "As a comedian, I think you need to keep things real."
Author: Judah Friedlander
27. "I wanted to be a comedian."
Author: Kelly Slater
28. "Human, you are a machine, an organism, an animal, a primate, an artist, an athlete, a thinker, a sponge, a spirit, a comedian, a connoisseur, a cycle of breath in and breath out, an inventor, an expressor, an orator, a lover, an explorer, a creator, evolved. Your mind paints the flowers and the sky using the mind's eye as a paintbrush and light as paint. Splashing life across the blank canvas of reality. That's what you do. Every moment of every day."
Author: Laren Grey Umphlett
29. "As a comedian, I don't know if they're laughing because it's funny or if they're laughing at me because I'm not funny. And I'm thinking, 'Who cares? They're laughing.' If you go on stage, and they're laughing at you full-on for 60 minutes? You know, whatever puts them in the seats."
Author: Larry The Cable Guy
30. "I don't really get to see a lot of other comedians, because I work with the same people all the time. The guy I really like is Nick DiPaulo. I love Nick DiPaulo, but again, he's a buddy of mine. But I liked him for a long time. I liked him before he was a buddy of mine."
Author: Larry The Cable Guy
31. "Anything to declare? the customs inspector said."Two pound of uncut heroin and a manual of pornographic art," Mark answered, looking about for Kity. All Americans are comedians, the inspector thought, as he passed Parker through. A government tourist hostess approached him."Are you Mr. Mark Parker?""Guilty."
Author: Leon Uris
32. "Old radio comedy makes me laugh, as well as 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue' and comedians like Paul Merton."
Author: Lynne Truss
33. "As far as I can tell, comedians are pretty serious people, and that's why they make fun of things all of the time."
Author: Maria Bamford
34. "Comedians don't have a monopoly on suffering. But creative people are sometimes fortunate enough to be able to incorporate their most traumatic experiences into their art."
Author: Matt Lucas
35. "In real life, comedians aren't funny."
Author: Michael Showalter
36. "I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans."
Author: Mike Birbiglia
37. "I consider Lena Dunham a comedian."
Author: Mike Birbiglia
38. "I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade."
Author: Miranda Hart
39. "I'm no way one of those comedians who want to do drama. I really do love comedies. I hope to go back to it."
Author: Molly Shannon
40. "A comedian is sort of like a wild animal. It really just depends on where you catch them. Sometimes they want to cuddle up, and sometimes they'll snap at you. But for me, more often than not, if I'm talking to somebody who makes their living in comedy, it'll be a very thoughtful conversation driven from an emotionally honest place."
Author: Nick Kroll
41. "Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny."
Author: Rachel Dratch
42. "Comedians still make fun of Bill's out-of-control appetites, but with Hillary, the mockery is about how she lets nothing be out of control."
Author: Rich Lowry
43. "Kaede: I know this, ungrateful dog. In order to find the sacred jewel shards, Kagome's spirtual power is essential. Yet ye made her upset with your words an sent her running homeInuYasha: That was her idea! she chose to go home! She said: "I'm going home! You jerk!"Kaede: InuYasha, that imitation was pathetic.InuYasha: I'm a demon, not a comedian!"
Author: Rumiko Takahashi
44. "Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God."
Author: Russell Brand
45. "I am sick of reading on Daily Mail message boards that I am 'one of these foul-mouthed modern comedians' when I am absolutely not. Honestly, who are these cunts?"
Author: Stewart Lee
46. "And put your shirt back on, why don't you?" she said over her shoulder. "Remember, I'm a lady.""If'n you call twelve a lady," Jimmy said, full of chuckles."You're a regular comedian, Jimmy Koppel. Downright hilarious."
Author: Tess Hilmo
47. "Comedians take a neat situation and turn it into a mess. And in my books I do the same thing, but it's the other way around. I like to mess around with mess. A mess is only a mess because someone tells you it is."
Author: Ursus Wehrli
48. "I think that we're in a really amazing time, where there are really a lot of really fantastic female actresses and comedians. I imagine there's just a lot of opportunity for women to have powerful roles. Or it's just that there's more women writing TV. Women tend to maybe write strong women."
Author: Whitney Cummings
49. "Dios (Una comedia)LORENZO: Yo escribí que un numeroso grupo de personas de Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan y Long Islan van al Golden Theater para ver una obra. Y ahí están.DORIS (señalando al público): ¿Quieres decir que son ficticios también? (Lorenzo Asiente.) ¿No son libres de hacer lo que les venga en gana?LORENZO: Ellos creen que lo son, pero siempre hacen lo que está previsto."
Author: Woody Allen
50. "Muerte (Una comedia)KLEINMAN: ¡Oh, no, no pienso quedarme aquí solo! ¡Estás de broma! ¡Hay un loco suelto por ahí! ¡Yo no me entiendo bien con los locos! Soy un individuo muy lógico.AL: El plan no permite que estemos juntos.KLEINMAN: Mira, no hagamos de esto un idilio. No tenemos que estar juntos nosotros. Con doce hombres fuertes cualesquiera me conformo."
Author: Woody Allen

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