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201. "The cow-shaped cookies have a beef flavoring, the turkey-shaped cookies have a poultry flavoring, and..."Jane held up one of the cookies. "Human-flavored?"Meg stifled a sigh. That would be the first thing on her feedback list: don't make people-shaped cookies. The Wolves were way too interested and all of them leaped to a logical, if disturbing, expectation about the taste."
Author: Anne Bishop
202. "Oh Cecelia, you would have loved my grandmother, Miz Goodpepper said, dunking a cookie into her wine. She was so alive and full of original ideas, especially for that era. While other women were busy being proper, she was busy cultivating her spirit."
Author: Beth Hoffman
203. "I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies."
Author: Carmen Electra
204. "Mom brought me some peanut butter cookies and a biography of Judy Garland. She told me she thought my problem was that I was too impatient, my fuse was too short, that I was only interested in instant gratification. I said, "Instant gratification takes too long." The glib martyr."
Author: Carrie Fisher
205. "A pixie's true skin color is blue. Cookie Monster, Grover, and other lovable Muppets are also blue. Do not confuse the two. Muppets don't kill you. Usually."
Author: Carrie Jones
206. "Isabelle waved a hand. "No need to worry, big brother. Nothing happened. Of course," she added as Alex'a shoulders relaxed, "I was totally passed-out drunk, so he could really have done whatever he wanted and I wouldn't have woken up.""Oh, please," said Simon. "All I did was tell you the entire plot of Star Wars.""I don't think I remember that," said Isabelle, taking a cookie from the plate on the table."Oh, yeah? Who was Luke Skywalker's best childhood friend?""Biggs Darklighter," Isabelle said immediately, and then hit the table with the flat of her hand."That is so cheating!"
Author: Cassandra Clare
207. "The three-year-old who lies about taking a cookie isn't really a liar after all. He simply can't control his impulses. He then convinces himself of a new truth and, eager for your approval, reports the version that he knows will make you happy."
Author: Cathy Rindner Tempelsman
208. "It's like he has this power over me—like I have an eating disorder and he's a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies."
Author: Christopher Moore
209. "What those anti-cookie-baking mothers wanted me to do was turn baseball into soccer."
Author: Chuck Klosterman
210. "We'll either come to a mutual understanding of one another, or he's going to kill me and chop me up into tiny pieces and bake me into cookie."
Author: Colleen Hoover
211. "Rhys was hot enough to bake cookies on."
Author: Dani Harper
212. "Cookie had taken her daughter amber to school then walked the thirty-something feet to work earlier. Our business was on the second floor of Calamity's, my dad's bar, which sat right in front of our apartment building. The short commute was nice and rarely invloved rabid raccoons."
Author: Darynda Jones
213. "I use nothing but the best ingredients. My cookies are always baked fresh. I price cookies so that you cannot make them at home for any less. And I still give cookies away."
Author: Debbi Fields
214. "Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad!'Vlad? I know two Vlads. One is a cute little bunny that brings me cookies. The other is bad Vlad. Which Vlad?'Which one do you think?'Bad Vlad?'Good call."
Author: Dr. Seuss
215. "Thought for the day: Twitter...140 character limit...must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers..."
Author: E.A. Bucchianeri
216. "If I solve this one, said Harry's brain, I want a cookie afterward, and if you make the problem any more difficult than this, I mean the slightest bit more difficult, I am climbing out of your skull and heading for Tahiti."
Author: Eliezer Yudkowsky
217. "I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don't carry guns, we carry cookies."
Author: Gabriel Iglesias
218. "Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare."
Author: Heather Brewer
219. "Eat what you want to eat, but just be willing to pay the price. If you know you want to eat more cake or more cookies, be willing to work out a lil bit more. I think that's the problem people have is you want to eat bad, but yet you don't want to pay the price to work it off."
Author: Herschel Walker
220. "Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? ... I got a cookie after all ... Dear god, the cookie was poisoned."
Author: Ilona Andrews
221. "I want them to bite into a cookie, and think of me, and smile. Food is love. Food has a power. I knew it in my mind, but now I know it in my heart."
Author: Jael McHenry
222. "But then I realized, they didn't mean their own mothers. Not those weak women, those victims. Drug addicts, shopaholics, cookie bakers. They didn't mean the women who let them down, who failed to help them into womanhood. They didn't mean the mothers washing dishes wishing they'd never married, the ones in the ER, saying they fell down the stairs, not the ones in prison saying loneliness is the human condition.They wanted the real mother, the blood mother, the great womb, mother of a fierce compassion, a woman large enough to hold all the pain, to carry it away. What we needed was someone who bled, someone deep and rich as a field, a wide hipped mother, auwesome, immense, women like huge soft couches, mothers coursing with blood, mothers big enough, wide enough, for us to hide in, to sink down to the bottom of, mothers who would breathe for us when we could not breathe anymore, mothers who would fight for us, who would kill for us, and die for us."
Author: Janet Fitch
223. "Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?" "No! Good God, no!"
Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
224. "Almost Homeby Sugar Mae ColeHome isn't always a place you picture in your mindWith furniture and cookies and music playing and people laughing.Home is something you can carry around like a dreamAnd let it grow in your heart until you're ready for it.Losing things helps you appreciate when you find them againAnd finding things gives you hope that when you lose thingsIt might not be forever.Once, long ago, a girl lost her home, but she didn't lose her dream.She hung on to it as the wind kept trying to blow it away,But that just made it stronger.So now she has keys and walls of many colorsAnd people around her who think she's something."
Author: Joan Bauer
225. "TICKLED PINK LEMONADE COOKIES Preheat oven to 350 degrees F., rack in the middle position. Hannah's 1st Note: This recipe is from Lisa's Aunt Nancy. It's a real favorite down at The Cookie Jar because the cookies are different, delicious, and very pretty. ½ cup salted, softened butter (1 stick, 4 ounces, ¼ pound) (do not substitute) ½ cup white (granulated) sugar ½ teaspoon baking powder ¼ teaspoon baking soda 1 large egg, beaten cup frozen pink or regular lemonade concentrate, thawed 3 drops of liquid red food coloring (I used ½ teaspoon of Betty Crocker food color gel) 1 and ¾ cups all-purpose flour (pack it down in the cup when you measure it)"
Author: Joanne Fluke
226. "I think while I was passed out, I dreamed about my mom's gingerbread cookies. Maybe the guy who knocked on the glass was eatin' one." "Mm," said Peace-not-War. "Well. That's helpful. We'll put an APB out on the Gingerbread Man. I'm not hopeful it'll do us much good, though. Word on the street is you can't catch him."
Author: Joe Hill
227. "Give that boy a cookie!"Now really wasn't the time to think about food. And where was she keeping them? In her pockets? They'd be all crumbled. "I don't want one. Thank you."Eyebrows raised, she wrinkled her nose - I must have insulted her by not accepting her offer."
Author: Jus Accardo
228. "Okay, so on anniversaries, I need to give her something. An incentive."Simon almost walked into a tree. "What?""An incentive. Like in third grade, when Mrs. Nestor gave me a cookie every day that I didn't read during class and promised me a candy bar if I didn't read all week.""You never got that candy bar.""Because it wasn't worth listening to her yammer about stuff I already knew. But this anniversary gift thing, is like that, right? An incentive for Chloe to keep going out with me."He sighed. "No . . . It's just a gift.""To thank her for going out with me?"
Author: Kelley Armstrong
229. "Of course, that rationalization didn't work at all. It would have helped if I'd had some Oreo cookie ice cream to eat that the same time. I've learned that self-delusion is much easier when there's something sweet in your mouth."
Author: Lee Goldberg
230. "Can you just tell them we don't need Jesus, Girl Scout cookies, or whatever the Mormons worship, and let me lie here in peace?"
Author: Lish McBride
231. "I had one elegantly folded cookie—a short paper nerve baked in an ear."
Author: Lorrie Moore
232. "I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy."
Author: Maria Shriver
233. "Sometimes me think what is love,and then me think love is what last cookie is for.Me give up the last cookie for you."
Author: Mike Pantuso
234. "If I'm at a party where I'm not enjoying myself, I will put some cookies in my jacket pocket and leave without saying good-bye."
Author: Mindy Kaling
235. "Cookie!" The kid holds up a carrot with the feathery green still attached to the top. "Seriously?" The woman gives me a wide-eyed don't say anything look and walks away fast."
Author: Pam Bachorz
236. "I'm so glad I'm not a dentist. How many times does someone say, 'Oh, Doc, it felt so good when you were drilling my teeth'? Never. But when you give someone a wonderful cookie, you put a little of yourself in, and you see someone's face light up - that's immediate approval."
Author: Paula Deen
237. "How dare you touch my cookies, you bastard!" Jason said in utter disgust before popping the cookie into his mouth and heading back to his house. "Damn those looked good, too," Brad grumbled. Haley sighed. "Don't worry I have a second plate on my counter." The words were barely out of her mouth when Jason abruptly changed course and headed towards her house. "Well, there was," she said, watching Jason walk into her house like he owned it. A minute later he walked out of her house, carrying both plates and the gallon of milk she had in her fridge. He headed back to his house, but not before he glared at Brad. "You cookie thieving bastard," they heard him mutter. Brad rolled his eyes, chuckling. "And people wonder how I lost weight rooming with him in college."
Author: R.L. Mathewson
238. "I never carry a purse. My iPhone is always with me, a credit card, and a piece of mint chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream gum."
Author: Rachel G. Fox
239. "I do my best to stay away from dairy, especially ice cream. I've become a cookie monster whenever I want to mess around and eat something cheap."
Author: Randy Couture
240. "Relax, she's not really converting. (Acheron)Look at her! She's not exactly baking cookies! (Xypher)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
241. "Even if he doesn't eat, he knows the cookies. I'll bet his mother stuffed him full as a kid. (Tory)Not really. My mom wasn't the Betty Crocker kind. (Acheron)(Not unless it involved napalm or plagues.)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
242. "Should I warm the oven and bake you a batch of hero cookies? - Zephyra"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
243. "Man, he deserves a hero cookie. (Selena)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
244. "If I had any choice in the matter, I'd stay in my comfy bed and eat warm chocolate chip cookies all day."
Author: Simone Elkeles
245. "What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies."
Author: Susan Beth Pfeffer
246. "He felt around desperately for a weapon. What did he have? Diapers? Cookies? Oh, why hadn't they given him a sword? He was the stupid warrior, wasn't he? His fingers dug in the leather bag and closed around the root beer can. Root beer! He yanked out the can shaking it with all his might. "Attack! Attack!" he yelled."
Author: Suzanne Collins
247. "Then, in my most careful handwriting, come all the details it would be a crime to forget. Lady licking Prim's cheek. My father's laugh. Peeta's father with the cookies. The colour of Finnick's eyes. What Cinna could do with a length of silk. Boggs reprogramming the Holo. Rue poised on her toes, arms slightly extended, like a bird about to take flight. On and on. We seal the pages with salt water and promises to live well to make their death count."
Author: Suzanne Collins
248. "People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies."
Author: Suze Orman
249. "Oh shit, the jig is up! HIDE THE COOKIES!"
Author: Tara Sivec
250. "What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie?"Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life."
Author: Veronica Roth

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