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1. "You have a memory chip that small implanted in you," he verified.I nodded, guessing this was somewhat worse than having cooties."
Author: James Patterson
2. "I knew there were no such things as death cooties. Unfortunately, that's an intellectual fact. And death cooties are an emotional reality."
Author: Janet Evanovich
3. "Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that's what started this thing called the Cheese Touch. It's basically like the Cooties. If you get the Cheese Touch, you're stuck with it until you pass it on to someone else. The only way to protect yourself from the Cheese Touch is to cross your fingers."
Author: Jeff Kinney
4. "Was his tongue in your mouth, boo?"Does this mean you're going to have a baby?""Did you just give each other cooties?"Do you have to get married now?"
Author: R.K. Lilley
5. "Now, it's undeniably true that male writers (including yours truly) are generally and commercially allowed to write about "girl stuff" without being penalized for doing so. In part this is the same old shit it's always been ... I've said before that men who write mostly about men win prizes for revealing the human condition, while women who write about both men and women are filed away as writing "womens' issues." Likewise, in fantasy, the imprimatur of a dude somehow makes stuff like romance, relationship drama, introspection, and adorable animal companions magically not girly after all.In a sense, we male fantasists are allowed to be like money launderers for girl cooties."[Game of Thrones and Invisible Cootie Vectors (blog post, March 30, 2014)]"
Author: Scott Lynch
6. "And I don't want his body touching something I wear. He'll contaminate it. (Sasha)Oh, good grief, Sasha. Grow up. You're four hundred years old and you're acting like a whelp. It's not like he has cooties or anything. (Astrid)Yes he does! (Sasha)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon

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