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1. "Don't crap where you eat"
Author: Barry Lyga
2. "One hot afternoon during the era in which you've gotten yourself ridiculously tangled up with heroin you will be riding the bus and thinking what a worthless piece of crap you are when a little girl will get on the bus holding the strings of two purple balloons. She'll offer you one of the balloons, but you won't take it because you believe you no longer have a right to such tiny beautiful things. You're wrong. You do."
Author: Cheryl Strayed
3. "We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens."
Author: Chuck Palahniuk
4. "I'm about to make a wild, extreme, and severe relationship rule: the word "busy" is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes."
Author: Greg Behrendt
5. "I thought Erica Jong's Fear of Flying was one of the biggest pieces of crap that I've ever read in my life."
Author: Helen Reddy
6. "You must be blind.""Why?" he asked, coming over to her."Well, I feel like such an ass for saying this." She smoothed the front of her off-the-rack-and-then-some slacks. "But I wish I had better clothes. Then I'd be beautiful."Rehvenge paused.And then he shocked the crap out of her by kneeling before her.As he looked up, he had a slight smile on his lips."Don't you get it Ehlena." With gentle hands, he stroked down her calf and brought her foot forward, balancing it on his thigh. As he undid the laces of her cheapo Keds sneaker, he whispered, "No matter what you wear... to me, you will always have diamonds on the soles of your shoes."
Author: J.R. Ward
7. "From across the dark bedroom, Lassiter stood in the corner next to the highboy, feeling like crap while Tohr whispered to the dress.Scrubbing his face, he wondered why … why in the hell, of all the ways he could have gotten free of the In Between, did it have to be this one.The shit was starting to get to him."
Author: J.R. Ward
8. "I tried to beat the crap out of someone's fist with my face"
Author: John Corwin
9. "But define 'completely ridiculous shit,'" Duvall said. "Does space travel count? Contact with alien races? Does quantum physics count? Because I don't understand that crap at all. As far as I'm concerned, quantum physics could have been written by a hack."
Author: John Scalzi
10. "I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor."
Author: Laurie Notaro
11. "BiologyThe film turns out to be about bees. It is a film about a bee center. How crap is this going to be? an hour later That was the best thing I have seen for ages. We made Miss Wilson rewind the bit where the two queens were having a bitch fight."
Author: Louise Rennison
12. "Once in a while, though, he went on binges. He would sneak into bookstores or libraries, lurk around the racks where the little magazines were kept; sometimes he'd buy one. Dead poets were his business, living ones his vice. Much of the stuff he read was crap and he knew it; still, it gave him an odd lift. Then there would be the occasional real poem, and he would catch his breath. Nothing else could drop him through space like that, then catch him; nothing else could peel him open."
Author: Margaret Atwood
13. "Dude, you're scaring the crap out of me,' said Nick. 'I'm serious, I literally have no crap right now."
Author: Mark Frost
14. "I get scared as crap to perform but I push myself to do it. I don't know what I would be doing without it."
Author: Phillip Phillips
15. "Just because he likes the same bizzaro crap as you doesn't mean he's your soul mate."
Author: Rachel Hansen
16. "Well he didn't treat my mother very well. He did some horrible things.""Like..." I hesitated. "Blood-whore things?""Like beating-her-up kinds of things" he replied flatly."Oh God," I said "That's horrible. And she...she just let it happen?""She did." The corner of his mouth turned into a sly, sad smile. "But I didn't""Tell me, tell me you beat the crap out of him"His smile grew, "I did."
Author: Richelle Mead
17. "In many respects, designing heirloom products means saying no to designing consumer crap that you know will not last very long."
Author: Saul Griffith
18. "Freewill.Some have called it the greatest gift bestowed on humanity. It is our ability to control what happens to us and exactly how it happens. We are the masters of our fate and no one can foist their will on us unless we allow it.Others say freewill is a crap myth. We have a preordained destiny and no matter what we do or how hard we fight it, life will happen to us exactly as it's meant to happen. We are only pawns to a higher power that our meager human brains can't even begin to understand or comprehend."
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
19. "Generally, magicians don't know what to say, so they say stupid and redundant crap like,'Here I am holding a red ball.'"
Author: Teller

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