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1. "Carl, Dennis and Brian are brothers, and Mike Love's a cousin."
Author: Bruce Johnston
2. "Well, maybe it's because of the rumors they had going around, you know, they had some rumors about Dennis Brown was in the hospital and all that. Well, that is all bull!"
Author: Dennis Brown
3. "My two biggest influences are Archie comics and Dennis the Menace."
Author: Gilbert Hernandez
4. "Being a woman is worse than being a farmer there is so much harvesting and crop spraying to be done: legs to be waxed, underarms shaved, eyebrows plucked, feet pumiced, skin exfoliated and moisturised, spots cleansed, roots dyed, eyelashes tinted, nails filed, cellulite massaged, stomach muscles exercised.The whole performance is so highly tuned you only need to neglect it for a few days for the whole thing to go to seed. Sometimes I wonder what I would be like if left to revert to nature — with a full beard and handlebar moustache on each shin Dennis Healey eyebrows face a graveyard of dead skin cells spots erupting long curly fingernails like Struwelpeter blind as bat and stupid runt of species as no contact lenses flabby body flobbering around. Ugh ugh. Is it any wonder girls have no confidence?"
Author: Helen Fielding
5. "Whose fault is it, then? Dennis Compton's (Basil Fawlty)"
Author: John Cleese
6. "I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'"
Author: Jon Stewart
7. "That brings me to Dennis Ritchie. Our collaboration has been a thing of beauty."
Author: Ken Thompson
8. "I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller."
Author: Kristen Johnston
9. "Ed?" Ritchie says later. We're still standing in the water. "There's only one thing I want.""What's that, Ritchie?"His answer is simple."To want."
Author: Markus Zusak
10. "But Dennis was a really solid musician, and we really needed somebody who could play bass like him."
Author: Neil Innes
11. "I find everything demoralizing,' Dennis said."
Author: Paul Zindel
12. "Once inside, Dennis almost keeled over from the smell of cooked cabbage. Why was it that any girl he took out had a house with an incredible smell?"
Author: Paul Zindel
13. "If you had of told me age 10 that in 19 years time I would be on a stage in Salford performing with Les Dennis in a sitcom I had written, I would have believed you."
Author: Pippa Evans
14. "I like Jon Stewart. He's not as obnoxious as Dennis Miller, whom I really can't stand."
Author: Tom Lehrer

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