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1. "The office Halloween party was at the Royalton last week and I went as a mass murderer, complete with a sign painted on my back that read MASS MURDERER (which was decidedly lighter than the sandwich board I had constructed earlier that day that read DRILLER KILLER), and beneath those two words I had written in blood Yep, that's me and the suit was also covered with blood, some of it fake, most of it real. In one fist I clenched a hank of Victoria Bell's hair, and pinned next to my boutonniere (a small white rose) was a finger bone I'd boiled the flesh off of. As elaborate as my costume was, Craig McDermott still managed to win first place in the competition. He came as Ivan Boesky, which I thought was unfair since a lot of people thought I'd gone as Michael Milken last year. The Patty Winters Show this morning was about Home Abortion Kits."
Author: Bret Easton Ellis
2. "What you need is a chick from Camden,' Van Patten says, after recovering from McDermott's statement.Oh great,' I say. 'Some chick who thinks it's okay to fuck her brother.'Yeah, but they think AIDS is a new band from England,' Price points out.Where's dinner?' Van Patten asks, absently studying the question scrawled on his napkin. 'Where the fuck are we going?'It's really funny that girls think guys are concerned with that, with diseases and stuff,' Van Patten says, shaking his head.I'm not gonna wear a fucking condom,' McDermott announces.I have read this article I've Xeroxed,' Van Patten says, 'and it says our chances of catching that are like zero zero zero zero point half a decimal percentage or something, and this no matter what kind of scumbag, slutbucket, horndog chick we end up boffing.'Guys just cannot get it.'Well, not white guys."
Author: Bret Easton Ellis
3. "We want to climb in with you,' Dermot said. 'We'll all sleep better.'That seemed incredibly weird and creepy to me - or maybe I only thought it should have. I was simply too tired to argue. I climbed in the bed. Claude got in on one side of me, Dermot on the other. Just when I was thinking, I would never be able to sleep, that this situation was too odd and too wrong, I felt a kind of blissful relaxation roll through my body, a kind of unfamiliar comfort. I was with family. I was with blood.And I slept."
Author: Charlaine Harris
4. "For a moment they all looked at Dermot incredulously, as if he'd just announced he was going to birth a kangaroo."
Author: Charlaine Harris
5. "How shall we go about this?" Dermot asked. He was blond and Claude was dark; the looked like gorgeous bookends."
Author: Charlaine Harris
6. "It's called Two and a Half Men," Dermot was telling his guest."I understand," Bellenos said. "Because the two brothers are grown, and the son isn't.""I think so," Dermot said. "Don't you think the son is useless?""The half? Yes. At home, we'd eat him," Bellenos said."
Author: Charlaine Harris
7. "I read all the time. I was reading a book I admire very much by Alice McDermot called Charming Billy."
Author: John McGahern
8. "Samuel McDermott or not, I was Ian McDermott, and the way I saw life was the way I'd live life."
Author: Michael Harmon
9. "Dermot, who I would never sleep with, not in a million years.  Not even if we were characters in Game of Thrones."
Author: R.K. Lilley

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I left 'Dr Who' after 18 months, as my character was going nowhere. In truth, I wished I had never gone into it. Afterwards, all the scripts that came my way were for 15-year olds."
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