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1. "Bukstinš paskatijas velreiz, vina skatiena neparprotami lasams tas, ko mute nejaudaja: nu, ko es teicu? Tad sanemies pagrieza vederpusi pret ugunskuru, tagad vina mugura skaidri radija: ko tur, kad jau ed, lai ed! Bet ja jau skorderis ta, tad zeni tacu nevareja izradit bailes un ka nelgas skatities tukša tumsa. Sagula un saritinajas atkal, tikai vel ciešak piespiedas viens otram."
Author: Andrejs Upits
2. "Sex is one of the most interesting things we as humans have to play with, and we've reduced it to polyester underpants and implants. We are selling ourselves unbelievably short."
Author: Ariel Levy
3. "I vow I shall give all my very best books to the underprivileged, once I have read them"
Author: Barbara Kingsolver
4. "I'd like to one day be featured on a list of inspirational people who have made a difference in the world, whether it be helping underprivileged people or putting an end to the poaching of wildlife in Africa."
Author: Candice Swanepoel
5. "Susan was already rehearsing excuses in case she was caught: I just got my period and I was looking for a tissue to stuff in my underpants. Men didn't question menstruation stories. Ever. You could probably get into the White House if you said you needed a tampon ASAP."
Author: Chelsea Cain
6. "Noriega wound up like a baseball pitcher on top of the bed and hurled the small gun, but was low and outside for a ball. His tight-fitting house dress was bunched up high on his chubby thighs, exposing olive drab underwear.I see London, I see France, I see a crazy dictator's underpants!Chase's thoughts raced."
Author: Cole Alpaugh
7. "Stale beer sticks to wobbling tables. The cigarette machine flashes in the corner, mocking smokers who never have any change on them. There's no natural light in this pub, so it's dark and gloomy. The pain on the face of the staff tells its own story: overworked, underpaid, exploited and treated as expendable. I feel at home with them. They're so scared they will be fired from their terrible jobs, every time I order a beer they ask me if I want any peanuts or crisps, in case between drinks I've turned into the dreaded mystery shopper. The air is chewy and weighs heavy on the skin. The fruit machines in the corners don't make a sound, aware this is the last stop saloon for the drunk few who can't afford to gamble properly. Everyone here is down to their last pint and pound."
Author: Craig Stone
8. "I have my own foundation, which I just started, called Believe Anything Is Possible, which is going to be an organization to help the underprivileged."
Author: Criss Angel
9. "With the years and convulsions of history, the word-as reductionist as the dictionary itself-has undergone absurd metamorphoses. In some countries, they prefer the word "destabilization." Poor" countries no longer exist, just "disadvantaged" or "underprivileged" ones. We say "brainwashing" instead of "propaganda." And now we refer to revolutions in fashion, music and electronics, where ink flows but not blood. The point is profit, not truth"
Author: Elie Wiesel
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Author: Erin Hunter
11. "We must face ddestiny, not run from it.our destiny is our path that we must follow. -Cinderpelt"
Author: Erin Hunter
12. "The black sky was underpinned with long silver streaks that looked like scaffolding and depth on depth behind it were thousands of stars that all seemed to be moving very slowly as if they were about some vast construction work that involved the whole universe and would take all time to complete. No one was paying attention to the sky."
Author: Flannery O'Connor
13. "No man can call himself liberal, or radical, or even a conservative advocate of fair play, if his work depends in any way on the unpaid or underpaid labor of women at home, or in the office."
Author: Gloria Steinem
14. "By the power bestowed in me by the Ministry of Silly Underpants . . ."
Author: Graham Chapman
15. "Here, Lin,' he puffed. 'You are such a big fellow, I hope we can get a good fits. These are from Fat Satish. He is so fat, I think they might fit you. I told him a story, and then he gave it this two pairs for you. I told him that on the journey you had loose motions, and you made such a mess in your over-underpants that we had to throw them away.' 'You told him,' I asked, 'that I shit my pants?' 'Oh, yes, Lin. I certainly couldn't tell him that you have no over-underpants!' 'Well, of course not."
Author: Gregory David Roberts
16. "A lot of the differences between people have biologic underpinnings. Now, we have a dogma of egalitarianism. Everyone's the same."
Author: Gregory Stock
17. "The full moon cast an eerie glow through thick ancient dark woods. In the shadows around a tree, the serial killer ran his knife lovingly over Chelsea's trussed dead body. She lay, as if posed for a photo, wearing only bloody pink underpants."
Author: H. Raven Rose
18. "Philanthropy is. . . greatly overrated. A pain in the gut is not sympathy for the underprivileged, but the result of eating a green apple; the philanthropist gives to ease his own pain."
Author: Henry David Thoreau
19. "Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."
Author: Jarod Kintz
20. "Once I had a better beat, I needed to have an even better one. And somewhere in that climbing, I lost sight of, sort of, my moral and ethical underpinnings."
Author: Jayson Blair
21. "Oh cripes, I can hardly walk! I think the circulation?s getting cut off in my legs." Shawn's mouth dropped open slightly and he furrowed his eyebrows. "What do you mean?" "Shawn, I'm wearing every single pair of underpanties that I own. Twenty-six pair."
Author: Jeff Erno
22. "Thank God she wasn't still hanging out in her underpants."
Author: Julie James
23. "I got dressed. You can't be Midnight Mayor in your underpants."
Author: Kate Griffin
24. "You do not know me, but I am a juvenile delinquent. I do not trust authority figures, I probably will not graduate from high school, and statistics say my present rowdiness and vandalism will likely lead to more serious crimes. I am a dangerous fellow, and I am causing mayhem in this store. [...] There. I have now shamelessly destroyed the symmetry of this shelf, undoing hours of labor by underpaid store employees. If you could see me, you would be frightened."
Author: Katherine Applegate
25. "She'll need new shirts, please, Mr. Maxim. Women's shirts. And, my Lord, those trousers!"Sophie didn't see the problem. Trousers were just skirts with extra sewing. "I need them," she said. "Please let me keep them. You can't climb in a skirt. Or, you can, but then everyone would see your underpants, and surely that would be worse?"Miss Eliot frowned. She was not the sort of person who admitted to wearing underpants."
Author: Katherine Rundell
26. "Torn clothing littered the ground, more hung from bushes. Nick held up half a pair of white panties and grinned at me."Wild dogs? Or just Clayton?""Oh God," I muttered under my breath.I walked over to snatch the underwear from him, but he held it over his head, grinning like a schoolboy."I see Paris, I see France, I see Elena's underpants," he chanted."Everyone's already seen much more than that," Jeremy said. "I think we can safely resume the search."Peter plucked Clay's shirt from a low-hanging branch and held it up, peering through a hole in the middle. "You guys can really do some damage. Where's the hidden video when you need it?""So this--uh--wasn't done by wild dogs?" one of the searchers said.Peter grinned and tossed the shirt to the ground. "Nope. Just wild hormones."
Author: Kelley Armstrong
27. "Money drives the world, but when everything falls apart to leave the underpinnings of our life bare to the scrutiny of critics and thieves, the only thing remaining, the only thing that can't be taken away, is the love you hold for the people you care about."
Author: Kim Harrison
28. "Nu sitter de tre der og koser sig med hverandre og har denne lille hemmelighet med slikkerier sig imellem. Det er som de sitter og deler og spiser op tyvekoster, de skræmmer hverandre for spøk at mama kommer, bedstemor kommer, de stikker litt tilside til brødrene, til studenten og smeddrengen. Å det var ingen som denne far til å lage kalas for børn....så pludselig tror de å høre nogen komme, farn skynder sig å rydde bordet, han kaster i siste øieblik to hele hveteboller i munden og sitter derpå urørlig med kjæverne. Å han er så utstoppet og ustyrtelig komisk med sit alvorlige ansigt og sin mund fuld av hveteboller... Farn må stige op på en stol for å tygge ut. Tre børn."
Author: Knut Hamsun
29. "So now we can build an unselfish society by devoting to unselfishness the frenzy we once devoted to gold and to underpants."
Author: Kurt Vonnegut
30. "I see England,I see France;I see a little girl'sUnderpants!"
Author: Kurt Vonnegut
31. "After all, we are all immigrants to the future; none of us is a native in that land. Margaret Mead famously wrote about the profound changes wrought by the Second World War, "All of us who grew up before the war are immigrants in time, immigrants from an earlier world, living in an age essentially different from anything we knew before." Today we are again in the early stages of defining a new age. The very underpinnings of our society and institutions--from how we work to how we create value, govern, trade, learn, and innovate--are being profoundly reshaped by amplified individuals. We are indeed all migrating to a new land and should be looking at the new landscape emerging before us like immigrants: ready to learn a new language, a new way of doing things, anticipating new beginnings with a sense of excitement, if also with a bit of understandable trepidation."
Author: Marina Gorbis
32. "Dad was a man who, due to his underprivileged background perhaps, never hesitated when it came to the verbs to get or to take. He was always getting something off the ground, his act together, his hands dirty, the show on the road, someone's goat, the message, out more, on with things, lost, laid, away with murder. He was also always taking charge, the bull by the horns, back the night, something in stride, someone to the cleaners, a rain check, an axe to something, Manhattan."
Author: Marisha Pessl
33. "It's us," Stephen said."Oh, thank God," said a voice.Callum emerged from behind the Dumpster. Even with all that was going on, it was hard not to take notice of this: he wore only his underpants and his socks and shoes....I don't think I hid my staring very well either."Go ahead and change," Stephen said, handing me the bag. "I'll go and get the car.""Please be quick," Callum added. "This is not as fun as it appears."
Author: Maureen Johnson
34. "If I had been playing for money I would have complained a long time ago that I was underpaid."
Author: Michael Jordan
35. "Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with."
Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
36. "Working overtime is an underpaid man's salvation."
Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
37. "[Patricia Greenfield] concluded that "every medium develops some cognitive skills at the expense of others." Our growing use of the Net and other screen-based technologies has led to the "widespread and sophisticated development of visual-spatial skills." We can, for example, rotate objects in our minds better than we used to be able to. But our "new strengths in visual-spatial intelligence" go hand in hand with a weakening of our capacities for the kind of "deep processing" that underpins "mindful knowledge acquisition, inductive analysis, critical thinking, imagination, and reflection."
Author: Nicholas Carr
38. "Stoicism sure comes in handy when they take away your underpants."
Author: Piper Kerman
39. "There's a word like overprotective to describe some parents, but no word that means the opposite. What word do you use to describe parents who don't protect enough? Underprotective? Neglectful? Self-involved? Lame? All of the above."
Author: R.J. Palacio
40. "Greaser...greaser...greaser..." Steve singsonged. "O victim of environment, underprivileged, rotten, no-count hood!"
Author: S.E. Hinton
41. "I sighed, sinking back, head filling with pleasant images; pictures Pietr floated to the surface. Kisses scorched along my face and neck. "Pietr...."There was a growl, and I felt fingers at the waistband of my jeans. The button opened and a hand traced along the top of my underpants."No," I said. The kissing resumed, harder. "Jessica." The word rumbled in someone's throat. Not Pietr's. To him, I was Jess."No," I insisted, trying to pry my eyes open. Something was wrong....Not Pietr... I pushed at the chest above me, my eyelids stinging as I willed them apart."Relax..." a voice said, lips dragging along the cornerof my jaw, filling my head with honey, sticky and sweet...."
Author: Shannon Delany
42. "This is getting ugly." – Abigail"Like my great-aunt's underpants." – Sundown"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
43. "Women and love are underpinnings. Examine them and you threaten the very structure of culture."
Author: Shulamith Firestone
44. "Underpants! Underpants!"
Author: Sophie Kinsella
45. "Let's not mince words: the inside of the Sydney casino looks as if Vegas had an illegitimate child with Liberace's underpants, and that child fell down a staircase and hit its head on the edge of a spade."
Author: Steve Toltz
46. "Some things are hard to write about. After something happens to you, you go to write it down, and either you over dramatize it, or underplay it, exaggerate the wrong parts or ignore the important ones. At any rate, you never write it quite the way you want to."
Author: Sylvia Plath
47. "I feel like football players are overworked and underpaid compared to any other sports."
Author: Terrell Owens
48. "Bursar?""Yes, Archchancellor?""You ain't a member of some secret society or somethin', are you?""Me? No, Archchancellor.""Then it'd be a damn good idea to take your underpants off your head."
Author: Terry Pratchett
49. "... toxic derivatives were underpinned by toxic economics, which, in turn, were no more than motivated delusions in search of theoretical justification; fundamentalist tracts that acknowledged facts only when they could be accommodated to the demands of the lucrative faith. Despite their highly impressive labels and technical appearance, economic models were merely mathematized versions of the touching superstition that markets know best, both at times of tranquility and in periods of tumult."
Author: Yanis Varoufakis
50. "The philosophy that prepares a revolution and the sentiment that underpins the philosophy have, in every case the two pillars of nihilism and mysticism."
Author: Yukio Mishima

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