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1. "Ricin - Death by diarrhea"
Author: Anders Breivik
2. "August said you row?" she asked. Her voice spilled over me like warm syrup. I closed my eyes and enjoyed the drugging sensation then realized she'd asked me a question."Yeah," I answered belatedly. Good. A short answer but it's better than mouth diarrhea. "I row...a-uh-boat...with-uh-my teammates." Superb! Just-uh-superb."
Author: Fisher Amelie
3. "Contaminated food is a major cause of diarrhea, substantially contributing to malnutrition and killing about 2.2 million people each year, most of them children."
Author: Gro Harlem Brundtland
4. "Throwing up was no big deal. It was a lot less painful than hemorrhoids or tooth decay, and more refined than diarrhea"
Author: Haruki Murakami
5. "... We're just different.""Yeah," I say. "I'm mute and you have verbal diarrhea."
Author: Janet Gurtler
6. "How to Lose Weight Through the Miracle of Diarrhea. That sounds like a bestselling Romance novel title if I've ever heard one. I'm a sucker for a good love story."
Author: Jarod Kintz
7. "You're an island of reality in an ocean of diarrhea."
Author: Jason Mraz
8. "Latro, California: "Terrible diarrhea, Doctor, and I feel so weak!" "Take these pills and come back in three days if you're not better."Parkington, Texas: "Terrible diarrhea..." "Take these pills..."Hainesport, Louisiana: "Terrible..." "Take..."Baker Bay, Florida...Washington, DC...Philadelphia, Pennsylvania...New York, New York...Boston, Massachusetts...Chicago, Illinois: "Doctor, I know it's Sunday, but the kid's in such a terrible state - you've got to help me!" "Give him some junior aspirin and bring him to my office tomorrow. Goodbye."EVERYWHERE, USA: a sudden upswing in orders for very small coffins, the right size to take a baby dead from acute infantile enteritis."
Author: John Brunner
9. "Many people who did not die right away came down with nausea, headache, diarrhea, malaise, and fever, which lasted several days. Doctors could not be certain whether some of these symptoms were the result of radiation or nervous shock."
Author: John Hersey
10. "The second stage set in ten or fifteen days after the bombing. Its first symptom was falling hair. Diarrhea and fever, which in some cases went as high as 106, came next."
Author: John Hersey
11. "Mel's face is red with anger. "That rat bastard. I hope he gets diarrhea. Stinky ass bubble guts that make Summer want to puke. I hope they both get the squirts."
Author: Julie Prestsater
12. "The Dordogne in 1984 was the nadir. Diarrhea, moths like flying hamsters, the blowtorch heat. Awake at three in the morning on a damp and lumpy mattress. Then the storm. Like someone hammering sheets of tin. Lightning so bright it came through the pillow. In the morning sixty, seventy dead frogs turning slowly in the pool. And at the far end something larger and furrier, a cat perhaps, or the Franzetti's dog, which Katie was poking with a snorkel. (pg 53)"
Author: Mark Haddon
13. "It is still just unbelievable to us that diarrhea is one of the leading causes of child deaths in the world."
Author: Melinda Gates
14. "I like your boyfriend," Dahra said. "Not many guys volunteer to carry ten gallons of diarrhea and vomit."Lana laughed. "He's not my boyfriend.""Yeah, well, he can be mine if he wants to be. He's cute. And he carries crap."
Author: Michael Grant
15. "I have lived most my life with chronic inflammation and constant pain with immediate diarrhea."
Author: Mike McCready
16. "It would be an idyllic tropical paradise if not for the malaria, the insects, the constant diarrhea and resulting hemorrhoids, and the fact that the people are dirty and smell bad and eat each other and use human heads for decoration."
Author: Neal Stephenson
17. "Every year 3.1 million Indian children die before the age of 5, mostly from diseases of poverty like diarrhea."
Author: Nicholas D. Kristof
18. "Thanks from keeping me from being a liar," said Nikolai."What?""About your having diarrhea.""For you I'd get dysentery.""Now that's friendship."
Author: Orson Scott Card
19. "This emotion I'm feeling now, this is love, right?""I don't know. Is it a longing? Is it a giddy stupid happiness just because you're with me?""Yes," she said."That's influenza," said Miro. "Watch for nausea or diarrhea within a few hours."
Author: Orson Scott Card
20. "You said you were having a dream." "It's true, I did." "Was it the one where you're inside the girl and you are pumping her and pumping her and you are so happy but then it turns out it's not a girl, it's really one of those super poisonous box jellyfish, and it stings you and you are screaming and screaming and the sky rains the diarrhea of babies?" "The . . . no, I don't think so." "I get that sometimes. Anyway, see you around."
Author: Sam Lipsyte
21. "This was Jonan's boat. She had helped Nan Seller dose his entire crew against the annual diarrhea outbreak known as the "winter runs"
Author: Sarah Zettel
22. "A person who gossips & talks too much may not suffer from Bipolar Disorder but may suffer from Verbal Diarrhea.:)"
Author: Timothy Pina

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