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1. "Dick Cheney and Bush's rise to power were built on tons of money from corporations and a dulled press."
Author: Adam McKay
2. "In all, the future secretary of defense and wartime vice president[, Dick Cheney,] would receive five deferments during the Vietnam War, protecting him from service during his draft-eligible years."
Author: Charlie Savage
3. "Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?"
Author: David Letterman
4. "If they had taught a class on how to be the kind of citizen Dick Cheney worries about, I would have finished high school."
Author: Edward Snowden
5. "Being called a traitor by Dick Cheney is the highest honor you can give an American, and the more panicked talk we hear from people like him... the better off we all are."
Author: Edward Snowden
6. "If what I've been told is true - and I believe it is, General David Petraeus, a commander with soldiers deployed in two theaters of war, has had multiple meetings with Dick Cheney, the former vice-president of the United States, to discuss Petraeus's candidacy for the Republican nomination for the presidency."
Author: Eric Massa
7. "The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself. All we need is another liar... I think he'd like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does."
Author: Helen Thomas
8. "Ashleigh's a manipulative liar," Jenny said. "She makes Dick Cheney look like Mr. Rogers." "That is an ugly thing to say about Dick Cheney!" Dr. Goodling snapped. "And my daughter, as well."
Author: J.L. Bryan
9. "When George W. Bush picked Dick Cheney, it was a reassuring sign that the Texas governor would have an experienced, prudent voice at his side."
Author: Jeff Greenfield
10. "I did not mean to sodomize Dick Cheney."
Author: Jerry Stahl
11. "Enhanced Interrogation is Dick Cheney changing a word, Dick Cheney comes up with a new word to cover his ass!"
Author: Jesse Ventura
12. "You give me a water board, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders."(Larry King Live, May 11, 2009)"
Author: Jesse Ventura
13. "Other times, we dads are presented as the "enforcer" Vice President, the Dick Cheney."
Author: Jim Gaffigan
14. "I have some bad news. Bjork cannot be here tonight. She was trying on her Oscar dress and Dick Cheney shot her."
Author: Jon Stewart
15. "No, no, no. Dick Cheney forbade me to waste time on his image. I would have liked to have done more."
Author: Mary Matalin
16. "I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don't think he's funny in either the way that Reagan was funny - or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way."
Author: Mo Rocca
17. "Wait, Richard Cheney, as in Dick Cheney? You're a vampire named Dick Cheney? Somehow, that makes you seem more evil."
Author: Molly Harper
18. "If Edwards gained 60 pounds and lost all his hair, he'd look like Dick Cheney!"
Author: Neil Cavuto
19. "That Dick Cheney is pro-torture surprises no one; he freely admits it."
Author: Nick Flynn
20. "Bush's choice of Dick Cheney as his running mate is clear confirmation of the policies he would promote and the nominations he would make to an already closely divided U.S. Supreme Court."
Author: Patricia Ireland
21. "George Bush, Dick Cheney, every one of the speakers praised John Kerry's war record. No one said he was unfit. They said he has terrible judgment, and that's his record as a senator. Nobody questioned his military record."
Author: Peter King
22. "Cheesecake. Are you shitting me? Who invented that? Probably Jesus of Nazareth. Or maybe Louis Pasteur. It makes me physically sick to think that Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, yet the name of the inventor of cheesecake isn't tattooed on Dick Cheney's face."
Author: Rob Delaney
23. "The world has given me a good life since then, I won't deny it, but sometimes I hate the world, anyway. Dick Cheney, that apologist for water boarding and for too long chief preacher in the Holy Church of Whatever it Takes, got a brand-new heart while I was writing this - how about that? He lives on; other people have died."
Author: Stephen King
24. "The boar held a VCR reote control and cackled maliciously as he watched a video of U.S. politicians grinning with their one-time budy Saddam--Dick Cheney, Gulf War-era Secretary of State James Baker, Rev. Jesse Jackson, Bob Dole, George H.W. Bush, to the tune of "Taking Care of Business." And then the viewers saw themselves in a mirror emblazoned with the words "You are a witness."
Author: Wafaa Bilal

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