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Favorite Dilbert Quotes

1. "I'm like a Dilbert cartoon."
Author: David Spade
2. "If the rest of your brain were conscious, it would probably regard you as the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert"
Author: Peter Watts
3. "I read the Bible when I was 12 while studying for my bar mitzvah. I was also reading a lot of Dilbert comics at the time, and I guess the two kind of got fused in my mind. I've always imagined God as an irrational, distractible boss. It's my best explanation for our planet."
Author: Simon Rich
4. "I think Dilbert is actually a radical strip."
Author: Ted Rall

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In a few days you'll be twenty-something—twenty-five, twenty-six, sixty-three, doesn't matter. You're no better off—mentally, physically, financially, emotionally, and so on—than you were at the time of your last birthday; and maybe the one before that even. In fact, things seem kind of worse. Then again, maybe things are too much the same. Maybe sameness worsens as time moves forth. Shouldn't sameness stay the same?"
Author: Brian Alan Ellis

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