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1. "New Rule: Whenever you think the Tea Party can't get any dumber, they get dumber. Now they're in love with Donald Trump. Because nothing says "We're serious about fiscal responsibility" quite like a billionaire whose corporations have filed for bankruptcy three times."
Author: Bill Maher
2. "Winning 'The Apprentice' changed my life in ways I could never have imagined. It has been an amazing experience working for Donald Trump and I am very grateful for the whole opportunity."
Author: Bill Rancic
3. "In New York, you've got Donald Trump, Woody Allen, a crack addict and a regular Joe, and they're all on the same subway car."
Author: Ethan Hawke
4. "Once when I was working for the Daily News, I was summoned back to work from vacation because Donald Trump announced he was getting a divorce."
Author: Gail Collins
5. "I don't often think of Donald Trump, but his daughter is very smart. She's a woman working in real estate, which is predominantly men, and she's both savvy and articulate about her business and her business acumen."
Author: Gayle Tzemach Lemmon
6. "I catch you without your ahstrux nohtrum again, I'm turning you in."Qhuinn cursed. "Yeah, and then I'll get fired. Which means V'll Donald trump my ass with a dagger. You're welcome."
Author: J.R. Ward
7. "Once a decade, once every eight years, Donald Trump finds some pretext to say I suck and that I'm bad."
Author: Kurt Andersen
8. "I don't think Donald Trump is a conservative. I think his line on China for example, that he's going to talk tough to China. China didn't create Social Security, Medicare. China isn't spending a fifth of a billion dollars every hour that it doesn't have."
Author: Mark Steyn
9. "I met Donald Trump in '85. I ran into him several times throughout the years. We knew we had this connection, but it wasn't appropriate timing. So we'd spend a lot of time on the telephone. By '88, I knew I truly loved this guy."
Author: Marla Maples
10. "Donald Trump, I would vote for him. Trump would make this country better I feel."
Author: Nicole Polizzi
11. "Every city has a Donald Trump; ours is just the Trumpiest."
Author: Padma Lakshmi
12. "If Donald Trump and the Wicked Witch of the West had a kid, it would be Jayne-Anne. She looks like a librarian with some money and good taste in clothes but underneath the Verace, she's Godzilla with tits."
Author: Richard Kadrey
13. "Jessica Simpson is the youth ambassador for Operation Smile, and an episode of The Apprentice featured a team managing a charity concert she put on. Donald Trump came on stage and pledged a donation."
Author: Roma Downey
14. "To be able to sit in Donald Trump's apartment and talk about the future of corporate real estate was amazing."
Author: Shia LaBeouf
15. "I never should have done 'Celebrity Apprentice.' I didn't want to do it because I didn't want Donald Trump to say, 'You're fired.'"
Author: Sinbad
16. "Who the heck is Donald Trump to fire me? I regret I didn't tell Donald Trump, 'You need to fire your barber. I'm sorry. I ain't feeling you, man. You're fired! I fire you, Donald Trump.'"
Author: Sinbad

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