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1. "Be all the dork that I can be?" he tried.Her turn. "Hamlet: To dork, or not to dork, that is the question." She smiled proudly, thinking of another. "The apparel ‘oft proclaims the man!"He chuckled. "Hamlet again, but this time with an English accent: Though this be madness, yet there is method in it."
Author: Anne Eliot
2. "I like science fiction. I took all the accelerated classes in school. I'm kind of a dork."
Author: Anson Mount
3. "I told Quynn that I'm in love with you."Her face gets real red. That damn cute red that drives me crazy. "Um, why would you do that?"I shake my head, smiling at her. "Cause its the truth, you dork."
Author: Becca Ann
4. "I knew 'Mars Needs Moms! ' would be a movie seconds after the title came to mind. Similarly, I also knew that my daughter would be calling me a dork as a default term of endearment eventually."
Author: Berkeley Breathed
5. "Mostly, nothing's really changed. I'm still the dorky nerd that I always was."
Author: Beverley Mitchell
6. "I said I looked like a dork and she said that was true, but there was something classic about my dorkiness. I was so open and my awkwardness and embarrassment were so clear and understandable. I was extremely watchable."
Author: Blake Nelson
7. "Luke opened the pizza box and, finding it empty, shut it with a sigh."Though you did eat allthe pizza." "I only had five slices," Simon protested, leaning his chair backward so itbalanced precariously onits two back legs. "How many slices did you think were in a pizza, dork?" Clary wanted toknow. "Less than five slices isn't a meal. It's a snack." Simon looked apprehensively at Luke. "Does thismean you're going towolf out and eat me?"
Author: Cassandra Clare
8. "Hey Circe, how come your horoscope predictions are never that a hot girl is gonna fall madly in love with me forever and ever?""Uh, cause you're a dork Seth!" She taunted."Oh yeah," Seth said happily smiling at her. "That explains the devastating loneliness and constant abuse by alpha males…"
Author: Charlie Fey
9. "Crap. No one's ever called me dorkina before. Derivative of dork. Not good."
Author: Cynthia Hand
10. "Listen, twenty years ago, it wasn't so cool to have a calculator watch, right? And spending all day inside playing with your calculator watch sent a clear message that you weren't doing so well socially. And judgments like ‘like' and ‘dislike' and ‘smiles' and ‘frowns' were limited to junior high. Someone would write a note and it would say, ‘Do you like unicorns and stickers?' and you'd say, ‘Yeah, I like unicorns and stickers! Smile!' That kind of thing. But now it's not just junior high kids who do it, it's everyone, and it seems to me sometimes I've entered some inverted zone, some mirror world where the dorkiest shit in the world is completely dominant. The world has dorkified itself."
Author: Dave Eggers
11. "I mean, all this stuff you're involved in, it's all gossip. It's people talking about each other behind their backs. That's the vast majority of this social media, all these reviews, all these comments. Your tools have elevated gossip, hearsay and conjecture to the level of valid, mainstream communication. And besides that, it's fucking dorky."
Author: Dave Eggers
12. "I was a good-looking kid. I never felt, like, dorky. I was just like, 'Yup, these are my braces. I've had them forever.'"
Author: Emma Stone
13. "I was a total jock growing up. I went to super-dorky basketball clinics and was handpicked to play on a state team called the Texas Heat."
Author: Erin Wasson
14. "I think I've been able to fool a lot of people because I know I'm a dork. I'm a geek."
Author: Gwen Stefani
15. "Henry shrugged. "I've kissed plenty of girls." "I'm not talking about your mom,dork."
Author: Heather Brewer
16. "Were ya really tryin' to stab that demon in the ass?"Riley groaned. "No, I was aiming for its leg, and it moved. I looked like a total dork."Not to me."
Author: Jana Oliver
17. "Me and Katy look adorkable in extraterrestrialhighway shirts. You would just look stupid. You can thank me later."
Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
18. "She looked into Matt's eyes. 'Even so, I love you.'Matt smiled at her and winked. 'I know.'Celeste and Julie both smacked him. 'This would be an appropriate time not to be a dork or a smartass,' Julie said.Celeste popped her head into the front seat. 'Be the hero, Matty. Come on. You're supposed to be the hero now. The romantic lead.''I know that, too,' he said. Matt did not hesitate a moment longer. 'Julie, I love you. I absolutely love you.''Good,' Celeste said, satisfied. 'Now it's time to jump."
Author: Jessica Park
19. "I am a dork in disguise; I love doing stupid stuff."
Author: Jessie J
20. "Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?"
Author: John McEnroe
21. "In my universe, when a dork like Oscar pushes up on a girl like Jenni, he usually gets bounced faster than your tía Daisy's rent checks, but Jenni must have had brain damage or been really into fat loser nerdboys, because by the end of February she was actually treating him all civil and shit."
Author: Junot Díaz
22. "I find it very endearing when a girl is dorky because it takes a very brave person to act that way in front of people. And in every girl that I've been attracted to, I recognize the dorkiness about her because I think I have some in me. That makes me feel a lot more comfortable with her."
Author: Justin Deeley
23. "I loved our mutual corny sense of humor. Underneath all his macho bravado, he was a dork. Just like me."
Author: Kate Rockland
24. "I was a dork. I'm still kind of goofy and clumsy and not always the most graceful person."
Author: Katrina Bowden
25. "I think with boys... it's all about shoes. I've seen so many little boys, and their outfits are so cute, and then their moms put kind of dorky shoes on them."
Author: Kourtney Kardashian
26. "Lightning snapped the night sky like a jock's gym towel on a dork's butt."
Author: Lisi Harrison
27. "If you had known me in middle school, I was definitely not what someone would think of as Brad Pitt. That was not me. I was kind of a dork."
Author: Lucas Till
28. "Back in the 1980s when everyone looked a bit off, my friend Tim and his brothers had some publicity shots taken of their band. Eventually they sold the rights to a stock photo agency. Years later, one of the images turned up on a greeting card. The inside said, "Greetings from the Dork Club."
Author: Mary Roach
29. "That's the one nice thing about being a dork about men: you can sometimes play it off as restrained and classy."
Author: Mindy Kaling
30. "I loved school so much that most of my classmates considered me a dork."
Author: Natalie Portman
31. "I've just always been a bit of a dork."
Author: Nate Silver
32. "How about we make a date to do nothing but curl up together after school alone and Roku a Big Bang Theory marathon." I grinned at him. "No one but me knows what a dork you truly are." "I need to laugh, and Sheldon makes me laugh."
Author: P.C. Cast
33. "I was bookish and dorky in high school, so the best part of this movie was getting to be on the other side."
Author: Piper Perabo
34. "Shane padded back to the couch and flopped, sucking on his own can of soda. Eve shot him an exasperated look. "Yeah, man, thanks for bringing me one, too." The raccoon eye make-up exaggerated her eye roll. "Dork.""Didn't know if you wanted zombie dirt sprinkled on it or anything. If you're eating this week."
Author: Rachel Caine
35. "Cinderella was such a dork. She left behind her glass slipper at the ball and then went right back to her step-monster's house. It seems to me she should have worn the glass slipper always, to make herself easier to find. I always hoped that after the prince found Cinderella and they rode away in their magnificent carriage, after a few miles she turned to him and said, "Could you drop me off down the road please? Now that I've finally escaped my life of horrific abuse, I'd like to see something of the world, you know?... I'll catch back up with you later, Prince, once I've found my own way."
Author: Rachel Cohn
36. "Dream big dreams,because little dreams have no magic.~Dork Diaries"
Author: Rachel Renée Russell
37. "Better late than never."-Dork Diaries"
Author: Rachel Renée Russell
38. "Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if you haven't read it you should you will probably fell just as I fell."
Author: Rachel Renée Russell
39. "I have an RSS reader, Feeddler. I mostly subscribe to board game blogs - they have reviews of new games and discussions about trends. It's straight-up dork talk."
Author: Rich Sommer
40. "And your life,' Katie said to Christy, 'is turning into a rather predictable romance. Girl meets boy. Boy is a dork for four years. Girl blossoms into a gorgeous woman. Boy finds his brain. Girl turns into starry-eyed mush head."
Author: Robin Jones Gunn
41. "You are such a...what is it humans say? A dork."~Ethan"
Author: Rosalie Lario
42. "I never saw "being different" in and of itself as the point to "being Goth" -- dressing different from most others, maybe, but the point to me was to get together with people who liked the same music and clothes, or at least very similar music and clothes, and go to clubs, go to movies, go to coffee-houses and hold poetry readings and, in general, just have some good harmless fun. Did I look like a dork? Sure, but so did everybody else in the club. We weren't "being different", at least not all of us, we just were different and the point was to stop bitching about being different and just have fun."
Author: Ruadhán J. McElroy
43. "In the movies, they make you look good and tough, but in real life, it's completely the opposite. I do these ueber roles, I think, because in real life I'm quite shy and reserved. In real life, I'm a dork."
Author: Sam Worthington
44. "Dorkdom isn't something you can choose. It's something you are. But instead of dividing the world up into dorkside and darkside, I've realised that we all have a little bit of dork inside us."
Author: Sarra Manning
45. "I'm, like, super-clumsy and weird and funny and dorky."
Author: Shantel VanSanten
46. "Even if your job is a professional singer, we still dork out at home."
Author: Sheena Easton
47. "Why are you talking to the King Loser Dork? You want to talk about ugly? Look at what he's wearing. (Stone)I like a man who takes fashion chances. It's the mark of someone who lives by his own code. A rebel. A real lone wolf is a lot sexier than a pack animal who follows orders and can't have an opinion unless someone else gives it to him. (Nekoda)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
48. "Now I understand all those chick flicks I made fun of. 'Cause now I'm the sappy dork willing to risk it all for the girl. Estoy enamorado...I'm in love."
Author: Simone Elkeles
49. "I'm a history dork and a sci-fi dork."
Author: Sprague Grayden
50. "A geek is like a dork. Someone who's on the fringe, who youwouldn't want to hang out with. A nerd is someone too weird and smart to fit in with the masses. Likeme.""You're not a nerd!""It's okay. I know who I am. I consider it a compliment. I like when people tell me I'm weird." I cramfour Cheez Doodles into my mouth. "I mean, why be normal?"
Author: Susane Colasanti

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