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1. "Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags."
Author: Bryan Lee O'Malley
2. "I do not want any guys to hit on me. Innocent flirting, fine -- it does wonders for my confidence -- but not douchebags."
Author: J.A. Redmerski
3. "People who go around advertising their birthdays are douchebags. It's a fact. You can look it up on Wikipedia."
Author: Katja Millay
4. "But what if Wall Street doesn't just attract preexisting douchebags, but actively draws normal people into an inescapable vortex of douchebaggery?"
Author: Kevin Roose

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To his eyes all seemed beautiful, but to me a tinge of melancholy lay upon the countryside, which bore so clearly the mark of the waning year, Yellow leaves carpeted the lanes and fluttered down upon us as we passed, The rattle of our wheels died away as we drove through drifts of rotting vegetation--sad gifts, as it seemed to me, for Nature to throw before the carriage of the returning heir of the Baskervilles."
Author: Arthur Conan Doyle

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