Top Dumbass Quotes

Browse top 35 famous quotes and sayings about Dumbass by most favorite authors.

Favorite Dumbass Quotes

1. "Jeremy laughed. "Well, there was food, a gift, and you spent your time shopping. I'd say it was a date!"Aiden squinted at Jeremy. "That's all we did last Saturday! he said, a little bit of surprise in his voice. "I thought you weren't gay!"Jeremy widened his eyes big enough to look shocked. "Well, I didn't know you were!""God, what a dumbass!" Aiden shook his head. "Jesus, how can you give advice on two guys dating if you don't even know what two guys do if they're not on a date."
Author: Amy Lane
2. "I suffer from a unique genetic condition. It's called Dumbass Syndrome and, unfortunately, there's no cure."
Author: Ava Gray
3. "My first incident drinking alcohol occurred after a 2-month period in which I stole wine coolers and beers from my parents and hid them in different places around my room. I was 14 years old, in eighth grade. I invited a friend over one night after I had stolen enough. After 2 wine coolers the friend interrupted me, saying, "Hold on," and vomited into a trash can. I vomited a lot into the toilet. The next day, like a dumbass, I put the empty wine cooler and beer bottles in our outside garbage bin without trying to cover them. My dad caught me as a result, but hid it from my mom for unknown reasons."
Author: Brandon Scott Gorrell
4. "It's a kilt, dumbass. It's only a skirt if I'm wearing underwear."
Author: Damon Suede
5. "Horror fiction seems to spawn more dumbass 'rules' than any other kind of writing, and one of the dumbest is the assumed 'requirement' of a twist ending, going all the way back to H.H. Munro. This story is also the result of a long rumination on how stories are sometimes scuttled or diminished by succumbing to such 'rules'."
Author: David J. Schow
6. "That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That's what makes a person a dumbass, folks."
Author: David Wong
7. "Hark, dumbass, the error is not to fall but to fall from no height. Don't fall off a curb, fall off a cliff."
Author: Dean Young
8. "Hey, the pie is the other way, dumbass."
Author: Eve Langlais
9. "Why would he do this? "He likes you, dumbass," I said out loud."
Author: Fisher Amelie
10. "Enough, Qhuinn thought. Enough with the excuses and the avoidance, and trying to be someone else, anyone else.Even if he got shanked, even if his precious little ego and his dumbass little heart got shattered into a million pieces, it was time to stop the bullshit. It was time to be a male.As Blay started to straighten like a message had been received, Qhuinn thought, That's right buddy: Our future has come"
Author: J.R. Ward
11. "Simon hadbeen all lined up and he'd managed to throw away the best girl he'd ever meet."What a dumbass," Beck muttered. "No way I'd have done that."
Author: Jana Oliver
12. "What did ya learn from this dumbass stunt?"Here's where she was supposed to apologize, promise to be a good little girl and never do anything like this again.Screw that.Riley locked eyes with him. "I learned that the Holy Water better be fresh, that I need practice throwing the spheres, and that someone has to watch my back so asshats don't steal my demons."
Author: Jana Oliver
13. "Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe:- Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and those that aren't are inaccessible.- Remember, it's always better to be the smartass rather than the dumbass."
Author: Jill Shalvis
14. "Chloe Marie Richards, I never thought I would ever be one of those dumbasses who loves a woman so much they want to tie themself to her forever, but here I am, down on one knee trying to think of something sweet and romantic to say. As you can tell, I'm failing miserably, so will you please put me out of my misery and say yes if I ask you to marry me?"
Author: K.A. Robinson
15. "He's the kind of good-looking that transforms once self-respecting females into useless puddles of dumbass."
Author: Katja Millay
16. "But this hunch is all we have to go on, and every time I question him about feasibility, he smiles at me like he's Yoda and I'm just a dumbass without the Force."
Author: Kendare Blake
17. "The dumbass?" Justin asked."Yes, you're not the only one in town. Who knew?"
Author: Kim Harrington
18. "Clare," said a voice behind me. Not Nate's, but just as familiar."I'll get going," Nate said, backing up. "If you see the dumbass, tell him I'm mad at him for standing me up."I turned around. "The dumbass?" Justin asked."Yes, you're not the only one in town. Who knew?"He smiled. Every time I tried to hurt him, he just smiled. I'd have to try harder."You look beautiful tonight," he said, looking me up and down. "You wore that dress on the picnic we took in the spring. Remember, it was the first warm day of the season . . ." His voice trailed off."I'd love to wax nostalgic, Justin, but I've got work to do."
Author: Kim Harrington
19. "What I mean is, even a dumbass like me can think everything's pointless. Why do I get up and eat? It all ends up shit anyway. Why am I going to school and studying? Even if I happen to succeed I'm going to die anyway. You wear nice clothes, you seek respect, you make a lot of money, but what's the point? It's all pointless. But… but, you see, we still have emotions like joy and happiness, right? They may not amount to much but they fill up our emptiness."
Author: Koushun Takami
20. "I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me."
Author: Lisa Kudrow
21. "Hey, you called me Sam. My actual name. Not Master or dumbass—" "I have never in my life called anyone dumbass." "Are you sure?" "Yes. Now, focus."
Author: Lish McBride
22. "Fear was a dumbass state to live in. - From IMAGINE ME AND YOU"
Author: Maisey Yates
23. "A girl likes to be asked, dumbass."
Author: Matthew Woodring Stover
24. "It was never you. Leaving you was the hardest thing I've ever done and I've regretted that decision every second since the moment I walked out. I've made a lot of dumbass mistakes in my life, but letting you go is the one I'd give anything to erase.- Jason"
Author: Michelle McLean
25. "Sì, maybe I should consult Viktor. Niccolo pulled his phone from his pocket. His fingers jabbed at the miniature text pad with frustration: H asked me 2 break 1 of my rules, then I should sleep w/ her. Yes? Niccolo hit send. Viktor responded immediately: U mean sexting. right? Niccolo: Sexting? Viktor: Sex+texting. Niccolo: Idiot. real sex. Viktor: Dumbass! Then u lose chance 4 freedom. Niccolo: Have lost it already. I think.Viktor: K, then tell her who U R instead, ass."
Author: Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
26. "She took the bottom of her shirt and wiped the handles of the blades. He made a face."What was that for?""Fingerprints. I'm not wastin' time explainin' to cops why six inches of steel went into a dumbass."
Author: Randall Kenneth Drake
27. "Some dumbass outside the reserve thinks you're wearing a butterfly on your arm, you'll get your ass kicked," Rafael said."
Author: Rose Christo
28. "All men fall under 5 categories: The assholes are by far the worst. Then there are the dumbasses, the smartasses, the sorryasses, and last but not least, the wiseasses"
Author: Sandra Steffen
29. "Okay, dumbass. Perspective time," Gordon muttered as he ripped the greasy bag open. He would force himself to eat. He was not going to become an obsessed basketcase. He wasn't. "First of all," he said, yanking the utensil drawer open." He is capable of murdering a huge juicer in the middle of the street and then disappearing with the body within seconds." He removed one of the cartons and shoved his fork into the mound of noodles. "Two, he is probably a sociopath. Three, he thinks I'm a complete ballsack of a moron."
Author: Santino Hassell
30. "Spider rubs his eyes in a way that makes it clear that the weight of both life's experience and the immutability of youth's colossal dumbassedness is presently crushing his very soul."Wise Young Fool"
Author: Sean Beaudoin
31. "I stared at her. "But she drugged us.""That is no longer news, dumbass. Are you going to ask why she drugged you?""Allright," I said, narrowing my eyes. "Why?""Because, dear October, you're the most passively suicidal person I've ever met, and that's saying something. You'll never open your wrists, but you'll run headfirst into hell. You'll have good reasons. You'll have great reasons, even. And a part of you will be praying that you won't come out again."
Author: Seanan McGuire
32. "Yo, dumbass. What do you think she'd be doing with them? Giving them ballet lessons? (Darling)Tell me again why I can't kill him? (Hauk)You're afraid of handling explosives. (Nykyrian)One day I'm going to get over that and when I do…(Hauk)I'll wisely stop annoying you. (Darling)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
33. "Kiriwar: "It doesn't matter. Bitro's gonna sew your eyebrows to your eyelids when we get back."Gunzi: "Whaaat?! Then I won't be able to sleep!!"Kiriwar: "That's the idea, dumbass."
Author: Suguro Chayamachi
34. "I'm not blaming you-or her. Neither of you asked for what he did-there's no such thing as asking for it. That's a fucking lie argued by psychopaths and dumbasses. Okay?"
Author: Tammara Webber
35. "When he flashed that rockin' smile of his again, I couldn't help but think that me being cute was what might be crossing his mind. Then again, maybe he thought I was a dumbass. Either way, he smiled, which was good enough for me. - Ariel"
Author: Victoria H. Smith

Dumbass Quotes Pictures

Quotes About Dumbass
Quotes About Dumbass
Quotes About Dumbass

Today's Quote

I've tweeted incessantly about Nintendo and my love for Nintendo for a long time."
Author: Christine Teigen

Famous Authors

Popular Topics