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1. "It isn't that gentlemen really prefer blondes, it's just that we look dumber."
Author: Anita Loos
2. "On the left is Jimmy, our drummer. You can just see him under all the hair. Jimmy?s a great guy. Dumber than a sack of hammers, but damn, he can count."
Author: Ashlyn Kane
3. "New Rule: Whenever you think the Tea Party can't get any dumber, they get dumber. Now they're in love with Donald Trump. Because nothing says "We're serious about fiscal responsibility" quite like a billionaire whose corporations have filed for bankruptcy three times."
Author: Bill Maher
4. "It turns out that indecision is a path itself; but figuratively, a vertical path - up or down - meaning it isn't always a fruitless path. One is forgotten, but the other is glorified. To be what they call 'middle-of-the-road' in most cases just means you have a hard time figuring out who between options is dumber. So quite often those who refused to decide were, after all, the bold individuals, the influential ones, the creative ones, those who snatched their own authority."
Author: Criss Jami
5. "I sense a learning: that much dumber people than you end up in charge."
Author: D.B.C. Pierre
6. "Another case for the dumbness of reading, however, is that books do not contain answers, but rather pose more questions. And asking questions makes you look dumber, not smarter. I thought Alice's Adventures in Wonderland would be a delightful romp through a child's subconscious, but while reading it I started to ask questions like "How do you really speak to other humans when our language often means the opposite of what is intended?" and "How do I really know anyone?" And so on, until I was asking the question "Why even exist at all?" That didn't make me smarter! That made me wish for death, and being dead looks way dumber than being alive."
Author: Dan Wilbur
7. "We bless the ice, then we just have to somehow get all hundred or so of those monsters to go lick the statue!" I stared hard into the face of the older man, said, "Okay, there is no possible combination of English words that would form a dumber plan than that."
Author: David Wong
8. "They never learn. The smarter they are, the dumber they get."
Author: Dean Koontz
9. "I really enjoyed working on 'Dumb & Dumberer' with Cheri Oteri, maybe because we are both into improvisations. We were meant to act together."
Author: Eugene Levy
10. "It used to be you had real friends on the other side of the aisle. It's not like that anymore. Society has changed. The public is to blame as well. I think the people have gotten dumber."
Author: Gary Ackerman
11. "I didn't think past the first step of anything, that was the key. I drank a Coke and didn't worry about how to recycle the can or about the acid puddling in my belly, acid so powerful it could strip clean a penny. We went to a dumb movie and I didn't worry about the offensive sexism or the lack of minorities in meaningful roles. I didn't even worry about anything that came next. Nothing had consequence, I was living in the moment, and I could feel myself getting shallower and dumber. But also happy."
Author: Gillian Flynn
12. "Nothing had consequence, I was living in the moment and I could feel myself getting shallower and dumber."
Author: Gillian Flynn
13. "People seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English."
Author: Hank Moody
14. "You go to school everyday. Folks who think they've learned everything they need to know are usually dumber than chickens."
Author: Jodi Thomas
15. "Moreover, there was what Amy called "the cocksuckers' contingent of the country"—what Danny knew as the dumber-than-dog-shit element, those bully patriots—and they were too set in their ways or too poorly educated (or both) to see beyond the ceaseless flag-waving and nationalistic bluster."
Author: John Irving
16. "I've been young & dumb, and if I were never called out on it I would now be older and dumber."
Author: Karen E. Quinones Miller
17. "Everyone's attention span is getting shorter. As a result, everything - films, music, art - gets watered down and dumber. Every now and again, you get something great, but not often."
Author: Kelis
18. "Good God, the man is dumber than Tink's dildo..."
Author: Kim Harrison
19. "There would be a trial, of course. But I had watched a few trials in Thalia, and I had seen people a lot dumber than Hud get away with a lot worse than what he did."
Author: Larry McMurtry
20. "All this to say of course Gallo wants to get into your Little Mermaid panties. And if you don't get that, you're dumber than I ever thought, which gives me such a headache to even contemplate. The massive amount of your dumbness. It hurts me,' he whined."
Author: MaryJanice Davidson
21. "I've actually become much, much dumber through being married and having these children. I find that I'm not half as sharp that I once was. I can't even help them with their 4th and 5th grade vocabulary and math work at this point."
Author: Patrick Warburton
22. "As the world gets dumber and dumber, I feel more and more at home."
Author: Peter McWilliams
23. "Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber."
Author: Plato
24. "Your education or your life, Claire. I'd rather you be alive and a little bit dumber."
Author: Rachel Caine
25. "You can't be a doctor. Only boys can be doctors. Leroy's got to be the doctor.""You're full of shit, Spiegelglass, Leroy's dumber than I am. I got to be doctor because I'm the smart one and being a girl don't matter.""You'll see. You think you can do what boys do but you're going to be a nurse, no two ways about it. It doesn't matter about brains, brains don't count. What counts is whether you're a boy or a girl."I hauled off and belted her one."
Author: Rita Mae Brown
26. "You're dumber than you think I think you are."
Author: Robert Towne
27. "One of the dumber things my manager said was, Stick to the melody. But I can't."
Author: Shawn Colvin
28. "Don't hurt him. (Geary)Do you think I came all the way over here to hurt him? If I'd wanted him hurt, I'd have left him to Tweedle Dumb and Dumber. (ZT)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
29. "Was very fun to be around. She liked movies, and her brother Frank made her tapes of this great music that she shared with us. But over the summer she had her braces taken off, and she got a little taller and prettier and grew breasts. Now, she acts a lot dumber in the hallways, especially when boys are around. And I think it's sad because Susan doesn't look as happy."
Author: Stephen Chbosky
30. "I've put men to death-men with supposedly immortal souls-that looked dumber than that mouse"
Author: Stephen King
31. "The dumbing down of the country reflects itself on Broadway. The shows get dumber, and the public gets used to them."
Author: Stephen Sondheim
32. "Oh, sweetie, you are a jackass. I love you, but you are dumber than a one legged duck in an ass kicking contest when pigs fly."
Author: Tara Sivec

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For God's sake, have some self-respect and do not run off at the mouth if your brain is out to lunch."
Author: Anton Chekhov

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