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1. "-You do know to put the condom on as soon as the penis is erect, don't you?-I paid a fortune for bananas out of season in case you need the practice.This is a trap. If I say, Oh yeah, I roll rubbers onto new dry erections all the time, I'll get the slut lecture from my father. But if I tell them, No, we'll get to spend Christmas Day practicing to protect me from fruit."
Author: Chuck Palahniuk
2. "For small erections may be finished by their first architects; grand ones, true ones, ever leave the copestone to posterity. God keep me from ever completing anything. This whole book is but a draught—nay, but the draught of a draught. Oh, Time, Strength, Cash, and Patience!"
Author: Herman Melville
3. "Erections are temporary, but child support is forever."
Author: Jarod Kintz
4. "Books on erections should only come in hardcover. And books on love should be printed on recycled paper."
Author: Jarod Kintz
5. "Women are such contrary creatures when it comes to sex. You parade around like scantily clad vixens but blush when you're caught staring at the erections you cause."
Author: Katie MacAlister
6. "She'd read somewhere that normal, healthy men got up to twenty erections a day. Um...yep, Ares was definitely healthy."
Author: Larissa Ione
7. "I scowled defensively. "My conversations don't usually include the subject of erections.""Too bad," he said. "All the best conversations do."
Author: Lisa Kleypas
8. "The forest is only waiting for their signal to start trembling, hissing, and roaring from its depths. An enormous, love-maddened, unlighted railway station, full to bursting. Whole trees bristling with living noise makers, mutilated erections, horror."
Author: Louis Ferdinand Céline
9. "Lucern felt himself "She called my erections wonderful?" Entienne just gaped, then raised a fist to knock on his brother's forehead as if it were a door "Hello! Earth calling Luc! She thinks it's rigor mortis."
Author: Lynsay Sands
10. "Erections, as we all know, come to the teenager on a plate."
Author: Martin Amis
11. "If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week."
Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
12. "Just your everyday grouping of civilized gentlemen, sitting in a round robin to discuss the events of the day with quivering erections."
Author: Patrick DeWitt
13. "Catherine, who knew little about sex, about erections and foreskins, and, certainly, nothing about phimosis, knew well what was expected of wives in a royal marriage."
Author: Robert K. Massie
14. "For that moment the heat, the mission, the miscommunication and confusion-non of it mattered. The only thing that did matter was the way their clothed erections ground against each other. The only thing that mattered was how it felt to run tongue against Sin's lips, silently begging for entrance."
Author: Santino Hassell
15. "Erections don't equal personal growth, Trey"
Author: Suzanne Wright
16. "I knew guys got erections.I was perfectly prepared to deal with it. When the right guy and the right erection came along."
Author: Tara Altebrando

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