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1. "I am the kid who sticks her finger in the light socket. I am the person who doesn't check the expiration date on the milk. I am the idiot who has never looked before she leaped. I am the girl who is falling apart, right now."
Author: Amy Garvey
2. "And like in a movie I appear in front of the D'Agostino's, sale's clerks beckoning for me to enter, and I'm using an expired coupon for a box of oat-bran cereal and the girl at the checkout counter--black, dumb,slow-- doesn't get it, doesn't notice the expiration date has passed even though it's the only thing I buy, and I get a small but incendiary thrill when I walk out of the store, opening the box, stuffing handfuls of the cereal into my mouth, trying to whistle "Hips to Be Square"."
Author: Bret Easton Ellis
3. "You know, there's a reason we can remember," [Catarina] said more softly."That's much easier when your life has an expiration date.""It may be more important for us."
Author: Cassandra Clare
4. "Is there an expiration date on marriages nowadays? ...For some people, yes."
Author: Colleen Hoover
5. "I'm thinking we ought to rethink the whole self-esteem thing. It should almost be a dirty word. I mean, look at Kayla. She has the intelligence of a tree stump, and its sense of humour. She's less about real attractiveness than she is about advertising... She's the kind of girl who shows how hot she is because she has nothing else to offer, who doesn't realise that hotness has an expiration date. Yet, I'm still a little nervous talking to her like she's holding a lottery ticket she just might or might not decide to hand over to me. It is nuts, if you stop to think about it. I give give her this power, and it's kind of like voting some idiot into office. But hey, we're good at that, too."
Author: Deb Caletti
6. "My theory about actors is we're all walking milk cartons. Expirations dates everywhere."
Author: Dylan McDermott
7. "I'm an example of someone who never made it to university. I did have this dream to be a musician. I felt that this dream had an expiration date."
Author: Eddie Vedder
8. "I felt mocked. "That's what I get for trusting you."He took a step back. "Excuse me! Trust doesn't mean you get the response you want from someone, but that you'll get an honest response, and that the other person will stick by you even when you can't agree."Stick by you for how long, through how much? I wondered. What is the expiration date on trust?"
Author: Elizabeth Chandler
9. "Most friendships are bound to a specific time, place or season. Some women characterize these relationships as having expiration dates or shelf lives, because friendships tend to run their natural course."
Author: Irene S. Levine
10. "I know that. But here's the thing about baseball, Kitten. There's an expiration date for every single one of us who plays and we all know it. Eventually my baseball career will come to an end, and I can live with that. But I can't live without you."
Author: J. Sterling
11. "Stevie Kosgrov recently enjoyed a bowl of Fruity Pebbles (with milk that had hit its expiration date, oh, maybe a month ago)."
Author: James Patterson
12. "See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich."
Author: Jeff Kinney
13. "We're mortal, yet without a known expiration date. It's an inevitable fate worthy of acceptance, but not deserving of predictions."
Author: Joe Peterson
14. "Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date."
Author: John C. Maxwell
15. "When traveling in rural Africa, it's important to not actually *go* to a hospital until the patient is on the brink of expiration, otherwise things are apt to get worse."
Author: Josh Gates
16. "Yet she lays out this family plan the way you'd say, "After yoga, I'll go to Lia's for the mani-special and then wax on about hairstyles and hemlines until dinner."If I were gifted at making long-term plans, which by now we all know I'm not, and if I was at all hopeful, which we all know that I can never be, although it crosses my mind that it's entirely possible these are all just huge, f*&king, temporary setbacks and nothing more, even though it's been going on for over three years now, since Holly died, and I met Lincoln Presley. Events that could be construed as somehow inevitably related. Yes, perhaps there's an expiration date on the said pursuit of unhappiness. Perhaps, things will eventually go my way after I actually discover what that way is supposed to be."
Author: Katherine Owen
17. "Oh God. "Jenks, you aren't a carton of milk with an expiration date. You look great—"
Author: Kim Harrison
18. "When your life has an expiration date, you don't have time to be negative. (Paraphrased from Kresley Cole's book "Lothaire")"
Author: Kresley Cole
19. "Moms never get out of the kid business. Last time I checked, motherhood had no expiration date."
Author: Lisa Scottoline
20. "Nothing that had ever happened to him, not the shooting of Oyster, or the piteous muttering expiration of John Wesley Shannenhouse, or the death of his father, or internment of his mother and grandfather, not even the drowning of his beloved brother, had ever broken his heart quite as terribly as the realization, when he was halfway to the rimed zinc hatch of the German station, that he was hauling a corpse behind him"
Author: Michael Chabon
21. "Past beings interact with present ones because life and death are a continuum and expiration entails no loss of vital essence."
Author: Michael E. Moseley
22. "Businesses large and small shouldn't have to check the expiration date of a tax provision to see if it's still good."
Author: Michael Enzi
23. "And anyway, the truth isn't all that great. I mean, what's the truth? Planes falling out of the sky. Buses blowing up and ripping little kids into millions of pieces. Twelve-year-olds raping people and then shooting them in the head so they can't tell. I can't watch the news anymore or look at the papers. It's like whoever sits up there in Heaven has this big bag of really crappy stuff, and once or twice a day she or he reaches in and sprinkles a little bit of it over the world and makes everything crazy, like fairy dust that's past its expiration date."
Author: Michael Thomas Ford
24. "You bit me on the neck? What kind of a sorry-ass vampire wannabe are you, anyhow?"I grabbed for my dirt-covered purse that lay by my feet. I kept a can of pepper spray in it for protection, or at least I used to. Did I still have it? Did those things have an expiration date? Didn't matter. If I had to, I'd just use it to bash him over the head.I'm not a wannabe." He actually had the audacity to look insulted. "I am a vampire."Psycho, I thought. Total psycho."
Author: Michelle Rowen
25. "That son of a bitch. Looked like my expiration date was sooner than I'd thought. The bastard had fucked me up the ass at my own game."
Author: Nenia Campbell
26. "I just found this world a hard place to be good in,' says Bunny, then he closes his eyes and, with an expiration of breath, goes still."
Author: Nick Cave
27. "Dance is a profession with an expiration date for many people."
Author: Noah Baumbach
28. "We only live once. We all have an expiration date after that we will never come again. I am not saying that to make you sad. I am saying that so you can cherish each moment in your life and be grateful that you are here and you are Special"
Author: Pablo
29. "...grief had no mercy, time limit, or expiration date."
Author: Rebecca Yarros
30. " What if we all carried little timers that counted down the days of our lives? ? Maybe the timer's a bit dramatic. Just the date would do. It could be tattooed on our foreheads like the expiration date on a milk bottle. It might be a good thing. Maybe we'd stop wasting our lives worrying about things that never happen or collecting things that we can't take with us. We'd probably treat people better. We certainly wouldn't be screaming at someone who had a day left. Maybe people would finally stop living like they're immortal. Maybe we could finally learn how to live."
Author: Richard Paul Evans
31. "Any inspiration that doesn't come from God is due for expiration."
Author: Richmond Akhigbe
32. "My knowledge and thirst for knowledge has no expiration date... It goes until I'm dead. I will be learning and studying from youth, as well as people older than me... Having degrees as a person of color in this country is the one thing that can't nobody take away from me."
Author: Ruben Santiago Hudson
33. "To reduce deficit spending and our enormous debt, you reign in spending. You cut the budget. You don't take more from the private sector and grow government with it. And that's exactly what Obama has in mind with this expiration of Bush tax cuts proposal of his."
Author: Sarah Palin
34. "There can be no fooling ourselves into thinking this is something other than what it is—the willful ejection of Molly from our nest. It's too late for second thoughts, anyway. She has to be moved into her dorm in time for freshman orientation. It's been marked on the kitchen calendar for weeks—the expiration date on her childhood."
Author: Susan Wiggs
35. "It's all eggs and milk in here, and those have expiration dates, so."
Author: Terra Elan McVoy

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Eat, and the world will eat with you; starve, and the world will eat you."
Author: Anthony Liccione

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