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1. "Chloe Bishop took an ax and gave Skanky Skyla forty whacks. And when she saw what she had done, she gave her family forty-one." A tingle of fear rises through my spine as Chloe cackles her way into Ethan's bedroom.Chloe Bishop is certifiably insane.And dear God Almighty - I do believe she's going to kill us all."
Author: Addison Moore
2. "Literally every department of state government has gone through, or is in a period of, chaos. Not just fiscal chaos, but certainly as we saw in the Department of Children and Family Services and State Fair Agency and many of Walker's departments, there is absolute chaos."
Author: Bill Scott
3. "We tiptoe around like we're the Frank family and the Gestapo is downstairs. The baby monitor is in our room, and the unspoken rule is that when the kids go down, so do we. So at seven P.M., I'm in bed waiting for the sandman to come. I can't watch TV, because the noise may wake up the kids; I can't listen to music with my iPod earbuds, because then I can't hear the monitor; and I can't have sex, because that could wake up Janice."
Author: Billy Crystal
4. "Back in the old days, when I was a child, we sat around the family table at dinner time and exchanged our daily experiences. It wasn't very organized, but everyone was recognized and all the news that had to be told was told by each family member. We listened to each other and the interest was not put on; it was real."
Author: Bob Keeshan
5. "And that is how Goodwin problems were always fixed. Fix them on the surface but don't go to the root, always ignoring the elephant in the room. I think that morning was when I realized I'd grown up with an elephant in every room of my life. It was practically our family pet."
Author: Cecelia Ahern
6. "Without a positive male role model in your life, it is extremely difficult to become a man who benefits his family and benefits society."
Author: Donald Miller
7. "If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands."
Author: Douglas Adams
8. "A lot of the stuff in 'Speed Racer' has never been done before, from it having a multi-tone, to it having a retro-cool family movie, to having the photo-realism with the CG-backgrounds and infinite focus the way they worked with these digital cameras, to even the color experimentation."
Author: Emile Hirsch
9. "I have a nice family and I'm well rounded."
Author: Evelyn Ashford
10. "A White House dinner is the American family assembled, from labor leaders to billionaires, actors, architects, academicians and athletes."
Author: Hugh Sidey
11. "And wasn't it terrible, how much he looked forward to those moments, so much so that sometimes even a ride by himself on the subway was the best part of the day? Wasn't it terrible that after all the work one put into finding a person to spend one's life with, after making a family with that person, even in spite of missing that person...that solitude was what one relished the most, the only thing that, even in fleeting, diminished doses, kept one sane?"
Author: Jhumpa Lahiri
12. "When I retired, I really wanted to spend time with my family and kids. Coaching would have prevented that due to the commitment of the job and travel that goes with it, too."
Author: John Elway
13. "All we got is the family unbroke."
Author: John Steinbeck
14. "Noah and I — we're brothers despite not sharing blood, and Echo became my sister the day she put a smile on his face. They're my family and I'm going to fight to keep what's mine."
Author: Katie McGarry
15. "Don't forget the chocolate fudge frosting!""Gotcha," Dad shouted back."Good to know, even after a family drama, Gwen's still hard at work on that great ass," Gus noted."
Author: Kristen Ashley
16. "If I'm dancing, or teaching, or having a family I would want to live life to the fullest as possible."
Author: Lacey Schwimmer
17. "And, as always, I thank my family who are an amazing network of support."
Author: Laisha Rosnau
18. "One result of An American Family was that I became a gay role model."
Author: Lance Loud
19. "This is part of what a family is about, not just love. It's knowing that your family will be there watching out for you. Nothing else will give you that. Not money. Not fame. Not work."
Author: Mitch Albom
20. "I wanted to share my life story and honor my roots. I am very proud of my family and mother."
Author: Rocco DiSpirito
21. "My idea of a holiday was following my family up the hill with my pekinese, who would skip over the heather in front of me."
Author: Rupert Everett
22. "There was a poem scribbled at the top of the Ashryver family tree, as though some student had dashed it down as a reminder while studying. Ashryver EyesThe fairest eyes, from legends oldOf brightest blue, ringed with gold Bright blue eyes, ringed with gold. A strangled cry came out of him. How many times had he looked into those eyes? How many times had he seen her avert her gaze, that one bit proof she couldn't hide, from the king?Celaena Sardothien wasn't in league with Aelin Ashryver Galathynius.Celaena Sardothien was Aelin Ashryver Galathynius, heir to the throne and righful Queen of Terrasen."
Author: Sarah J. Maas

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The silence of a convent at night is the silence of the grave. Too far removed from the busy world without for external sounds to penetrate the thick walls, whilst within no slamming door, nor wandering foot, nor sacrilegious voice breaks in upon the stillness, the slightest noise strikes upon the ear with a fearful distinctness. ("The Monk's Story")"
Author: Catherine Crowe

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